Quotes of Worthiness

7.1 Lessons
"When you bought me here, I thought it was to kill me. Or lock me in some mystical dungeon for all eternity, or with the torture...instead you go all Dumbledore on me." --Willow (in England, to Giles) 

7.2 Beneath You

"Right you are, love. I haven't changed, not a lick. And watching your face trying to figure me out was absolutely delicious." --Spike, after beating someone up.

7.10 Bring on the Night

 "It's a loop. Like the mummy hand. I'm doomed to replace these windows for all eternity." --Xander

"Thanks for clearing that up, 'cause otherwise we might've thought you were up to no good here at the satanic manhole cover." --Xander, to Andrew who denied having anything to do with the crossworks on the Seal. 

"Sorry to barge right in. I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse." --Giles, brining in three Potentials. 

"Um, Buffy, I just, I want want you to know that I'm really sorry for letting you down. You know, here before with the magic going all 'aah' and we going all 'eee' and everything getting all 'rrr'. I wish I could help out." --Willow, just before their big battle. 

7.11 Showtime

"How's evil taste?" --Kennedy, to Willow. 

"A little chalky."

7.13 The Killer in Me

"Spike's chip? Well, I remember trying to dig up stuff back then but you know, turns out when a secret government agency studies vampires and puts chips in their brains that keeps them from hurting people, they don't really build websites. Why?" --Willow, on what she knows about Spike's chip.  

7.14 First Date

"You know, it's not even that he's acting suspicious. It's just...there he is. On the Hellmouth. All day, everyday. That's got to be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath." --Buffy, of Principal Wood. 

"Not really a shower" --Willow

"A bidet. A bidet of evil." --Buffy.

"Never much for picket fences anyway. Bloody dangerous." --Spike

"You tried to record the ultimate evil? Why? In a complex effort to royally piss it off?" --Spike

7.15 Get It Done

"It's just...The First is coming, and look at us. The army. We've got fighters with nothing to hit, a Wicca who won't use magic, and the brains of our operation wears oven mitts." --Buffy

"It's cryptic. Ever time instructions get cryptic, someone gets hurt. Usually me." --Xander, on the instructions about the Shadow-Casters

7.17 Lies My Parents Told Me

Buffy, Giles, and Wood, in Wood's office.

Giles, "Regarding Spike. I told you my concerns when you recklessly chose to remove the chip from his head."

Wood, "Wait. Sorry. Chip?"

Giles, "Long story."

Buffy, "The military put a chip in Spike's brain so he couldn't hurt anyone."

Giles, "And that would be the abridged version."

Buffy, "But he wouldn't hurt anyone, Giles. He has a soul now."

Giles, "Unless The First triggers him again."

Wood, "Triggers the chip?"

Buffy, "The trigger's a post-hypnotic thing The First put in his head. Made him...he was killing again."

Wood, "So he has a trigger, a soul, and a chip."

Giles, "Not anymore."

Buffy, "It was killing him, Giles."

Wood, "The trigger?"

Buffy, "The chip. The trigger's not working anymore."

Wood, "Because the military gave him a soul." Buffy and Giles look at him. 

"Oh bollocks. All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head...it's a wonder there's any room for my brain." --Spike, on the Prokaryote stone.

Willow checks Dawn's injuries, "It doesn't look like anything's broken."

Dawn, "Did you use a magic X-ray?"

Willow, "No, it's just what people usually say."

7.18 Dirty Girls

"Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different colouring." --Spike

"Teeth get yellow over an eternity. You gotta watch that." --Spike, on smoking. 

7.19 Empty Places

"I keep waiting for all my other senses to improve by fifty percent. Should kick in any day now." --Xander, on losing his eye.

"Oh, you know what the best part is? No one will ever make me watch Jaws 3-D again!" --Xander

"Really. Because, you know, sometimes our missions end up with you trying to kill me. I'm not fond of those." --Spike, after Giles tells him he as a mission for him.

"Andrew's got plenty of tears left in him. Just tell him they cancelled Stargate." --Anya, on whether the Seal needs shutting down again. 

7.20 Touched

"You listen to me. I've been alive a lot longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and some things I'd prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which does not always rush in the direction of my head..." --Spike

"I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have our crosses to bear." --Spike

7.21 End of Days

"I figured that when I King-Arthur'ed it out of that stone." --Buffy, on the mystical origins of the scythe. 

"Also, you can't shoot a bow and arrow anymore and every time you swing a sword I worry you're gonna break one of our good lamps." --Buffy, to Xander

"Man, none of these sound right. Look at this, something just called m with a question mark. What the heck is that?" --Willow, on their search for the meaning of the scythe. 

"I mean, give me an 'eye of the beholder' joke or 'eye for an eye' joke or maybe even a weird post-modern 'I, Claudius' joke. It's about standards, Dawn." --Xander.

7.22 Chosen

"You vampires, did anybody ever tell you that whole smelling everybody thing is a little gross?" --Buffy

"No, no, that's great. Everybody's got a soul now...You know, I started it. The whole...having a soul. Before it was all the 'cool new thing'..." --Angel, on Spike having a soul.  

"I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide, it doesn't bring out the champion in me." --Angel

"Why are you so...are you going to come by and get all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?" --Buffy

"Okay. I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking yet. I'm not finished becoming...whoever the hell it is I'm going to turn out to be. I've been looking for someone to make me feel whole, and maybe I just need to be whole. I make it through this, maybe one day I turn around, realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then if I want someone to eat me...or, to enjoy warm, delicious cookie-me, then that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done." --Buffy

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited!" --Xander, upon hearing Caleb's death.

"So where's Tall, Dark, and Forehead?" --Spike

"He wears lifts, you know." --Spike, on Angel

"Come on. Let's go assemble the cannon fodder."--Anya, to Xander

"We're not calling them that." --Xander

"Not to their faces. What am I, insensitive?" --Anya

"Could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highly respected Watcher. Now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily." --Giles

"I'm getting zero juice here. And I look like Elizabeth Taylor." --Spike, on his trinket.

"My soul. It's really there. Kinda stings." --Spike

"All those stores gone. The Gaps, Starbucks, Toys 'R' Us...who will remember these landmarks unless we tell the world of them?" --Xander, after Sunnydale caves in. 

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