The Alpha Plus Biographies

In order of increasing height, 

Jez as Jonathan

the name my parents should've give me: Kian (but it's a guy name) 

time period I belong in: the Renaissance

country I should be living in: England (where Buffy is on twice a day and home to Westlife, Coldplay, and Radiohead)

previous incarnations: a gypsy fortune teller, a beatnik poet who can't rhyme

addictions: classical music, Buffy, downloading MP3s

legal CDs in my collection that will soon crack from overplay: Coldplay's "A Rush of Blood to the Head" and "Parachutes"; Our Lady Peace's "Gravity" and "Spiritual Machines" ; Radiohead's "Hail to the Thief"

previously unmentioned but kick-ass music: Treble Charger, Default, Sum 41, Simple Plan, Blue, Linkin Park, Michelle Branch

favourite Buffy character: Spike (so much better than Angel)

favourite Buffy moment: at the end of season 7, when Buffy gets kicked out of the house and Spike kneels down to convince her that she's "The One" despite the betrayal by Buffy's friends. 

favourite Buffy episode: "Once More With Feeling", "Fool for Love"

favourite song in "Once More With Feeling": Giles' "Standing in the Way"

shows worth watching besides Buffy: Alias, Angel, The Simpsons.

movie that I will have to watch 11 times before comprehension: The Recruit, Mission Impossible

ingenious literature: Brave New World, 1984

ingenious popular fiction: The Bourne Identity

childhood reading material: Nancy Drew, Encyclopedia Brown (detective in the making?)

movie I can't believe I paid for: Pearl Harbour, Titanic

favourite villain: Stephen Dorff's vampire in the first "Blade". (so shamelessly evil), Tom Cruise's Vincent in Collateral

men I would keep in my harem: James Marsters, Jensen Ackles, Stephen Dorff, Colin Farrell, any member of Westlife.

admirable actresses: Jennifer Garner, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicole Kidman in "Moulin Rouge"

for the safety of this world, kill this people: George Bush (both of them), Donald Rumsfeld

ultimate vacation: to space or to Middle Earth. (Either will do).

course you can't believe you took/survived: economics, accounting

teacher you wished didn't exist: Chicken-burger, P.K. 

unnatural fear of: bananas, shrimp, oversized sunflowers.

historical figures I'd like to meet: Joan d' Arc, Henry VIII, William Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, Pierre Trudeau, Socrates, Plato

preferred mode of transport: feet

desserts that should be completely calorie-free and fat-free: nanaimo bars, ice-cream

philosophy: absurdism 



Cat as Andrew

The name my parents should’ve given me: Catheryne (I like this spelling more)

Time period I belong to: The height of the Roman Empire or Renaissance or the Enlightenment.

Previous Incarnations: Probably some poor filth of the Middle ages who died a black death. 

Narcotics for my drug-induced cerebellum: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spuffy Fanfic, Sing karaoke

Favourite Buffy Character: Buffy (human), Spike (demon)

Moment: The “I Love You” exchange between Buffy and Angel in Becoming and between Buffy and Spike in Chosen

Episode: Once More With Feeling

Favourite book: Bite ME by Nicki Stafford

Men I would keep in my haven: Orlando Bloom, James Marsters, and Johnny Depp

People I want to send to an alternate dimension: George W. Bush, Mike Harris

Movie that I must have seen due taking “happy weeds”: The Patriot

Dream vacation destination: Atlantis but due to the fact that it’s under the sea and I can’t swim, on land I would say Paris, France

Course I can’t believe I survived through: Calculus, Physics

Took: Accounting

Teacher who shouldn’t exist: Chicken-burger

Childhood reading material: Archie comics, BSC, Clifford, Berenstein Bears

Phobias: Creepy crawly things, snakes, arachnids, bats, and ugly people

Plants that I would plant in my garden: roses, apple trees, and tulips

Dessert that should be made into a meal: Waffles, crêpes, ice cream

Preferred killing method: eviscerated, spontaneous human combustion

Most admired Villain: Dr. Evil from Austin Powers

Historical figures I wish I could become acquainted with: Aristotle, Socrates, Leonardo Da Vinci, Winston Churchill, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar, Queen Elizabeth I

Preferred mode of transport: teleportation

Philosophy: Between Sartre and Nietzsche. Between an existentialist and nihilist. Between being and nothingness.

Organ that I would want to be: The right atrium

Chemical element from the periodic table that I identify most with: Hg



THE Sarillorn as Warren

The name my parents should have given me: Alexandrea or Mierin

The name my parents would have given me, if they hadn't thought I was too dumb to be able to spell it: Kimberly

Time period I belong in if it weren't for stupid Cosmic Mistakes: height of Roman Empire

Previous incarnations: Boudicca, Will's Dark Lady

Addicted to: ASoIaF, MUDding, a certain purple pillow

My Villain Complex: really severe

I'd like to travel by: palanquin, broomstick

My Holy Book: ASoIaF

Unnatural fear of: dolls

Teacher I could've done without: the Russian Juggernaut

Course I can't believe I survived: philosophy

Men I would keep in my harem: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Elijah Wood, Johnny Depp, Joseph Fiennes, Colin Farrell, Jude Law

Movie I can't believe I paid for: Lake Placid

All expenses paid vacation to: Antarctica

Favourite Buffy character: Andrew

Favourite Buffy character before Andrew lit up Season 7: Willow

Favourite songs in "Once More, With Feeling": Buffy's "Going Through the Motions" and the ensemble "Walk Through the Fire"

Fond plants: mandragora, mint

Dessert that should be made a meal: any frozen goody and that peach mango tofu thing

How I'd like to deal with enemies: excarnation

Music to my ears: Loreena McKennitt, Linkin Park, Sarah McLachlan, Our Lady Peace, Enya, Dido, Evanescence

Twinkle twinkle little star: Cate Blanchett, Edward Norton

I'd date/worship: Loki from Nordic mythology

I'd wed: Alexander the Great

Favourite ASoIaF moment: I'll tell you in detail later, when you've got a few extra hours

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