Now Playing: Please Forgive Me by the illustrious David Gray
Once, I had a dream where my friend Ally, her mom and little brother Kyle were looking for a dog for Ally's stepdad Mike.
While we were looking for this dog, we stayed with David Gray. Don't ask me why.
One night, he had a party for his other roomate, Butch Walker, who was getting married.
My brother was there, and probably extremely drunk, because he kept calling this dog "Mr. Walker".
Suddenly, in the way that dreams do that, it changed. And I was running down the sidewalk on Pembroke BLVD by my last house. It was me and this other chick I've never met and we were being chased by dogs.
We were running because we had to get to Butch Walker's wedding and stop it because--get this-- H was the Anti-Christ.
I don't think we stopped him.
The dream ended with me attempting to hop a fence and getting bit in the ass by one of the dogs.
Funny isn't it?
There's another one.
This one starts in space. It's an absolutely amazing picture I wish I could show you.
Different colored clouds on a black background.
There's a thing, it's massive, unbelievably so. I mean, like maybe the size of a small Eurasian country. It's HUGE.
It's drifting, really slowly, through the void, towards --DuhduhDUH-- earth.
Next I'm in...you're gonna think this is so weird...an arcology, like from Sim City 2000. It's also huge. And looks like the inside of my school.
I'm running around in this gargantuan building, and I stop and ask four completely random people if they'd heard about, well, we were calling it the Artifact (too much Eureka, perhaps?) then there were pictures, like I was watching a news report on TV.
And then I'm in the passenger seat of a car. It's pulled off to the side of the road by some sort of body of water. It's raining, really pretty but soooo......somber, just, almost painfully so.
Ten, maybe fifteen feet from the front of the car, I assume he'd been driving and had stopped and gotten out, was, for some unfathomable reason, Tyson Ritter.
He just stood there, in the rain. He was worried about something.
And then I'm back in the Arcology, climbing stairs. There are miles of them. Like 50 times the aztec temples put together.
I can feel my legs but they aren't tired.
I'm with Brittany and for some reason Tyler, and two other people which may or may not have been Jacod and Becca.
We're at the top of the stairs, there's a like countertop thing, it sticks out of the wall where the floor levels out.
I stop on the stair side of it and everyone else goes around. I grab hold of the railing and point out to Tyler that I've done so. And he smirks like I'm stupid.
It cuts back to Tyson, who's so awesome. (Tyson Love ^_^)
Poor Tyson, he's getting launched into space. (in my dream)
This part was so cool. It was kinna like the reentry scene from Apollo 13, only going the other way. Poor Tyson.
After that it gets a little fuzzy.
The power in the Arcology goes out, and me and Brittany and Tyler and Jacob and Becca found a garden with the old guy from Xiaolin Showdown in it doing Tai Chi.
And some other things happened and Tyson Ritter saved the world.
And he rides off into the galactic equivelant of a sunset on the back of a monster made of wind.