Jess loves China Kitty

My Beloved China

This is my China....

She is very sexy and likes to eat cheese and porridge
Her birthday is on September 28th 2001

Sadly, the Princess China has one threat to her kingdom:

Her Arch Nemesis

RUBY!!!!!

Stinky Poo Ruby

Ruby is a psycho kat that needs to be "hit with a two-by-four" (thanks for the quote mum)
She spends all her time stalking poor China, body slamming her from the heights of the table and just generally stinking up the air that sweet China has to breathe

PROGNOSIS:

Let's all go to sleep zzz:)

UPDATE 24.10.03

Ruby has taken to eating China's food as well as her own and, as a result, is now as fat as a small pig.
(it seems to run in my family)