Joe: "'Remy' is a lie. Some idiot made that up."
Joe: "I'm warm, huggable, and lovable!"
Joe: "The director of the show just called me a wanker. How should I take that???"
Joe: "It's as funny as a corny sloth climbing through a manhole."
Joe: "I like champagne."
Joe: "Brad Delson Theory."
Joe: "Brad is the best turn-tablist ever."
Joe: "Go buy Mike presents. He loves presents."
Joe: "Request 'Cure For The Itch' at your local stations."
Joe: "Ozzy scared me when I met him at first."
Joe: "My butt hurts. I've been sitting in this damn chair signing stuff for a half an hour and they won't let me get up and walk around. Big old bodyguards say, 'ooga, booga.'"
Joe: "'The Hobbit' rules."
Joe: "I'm manufactured by Microsoft."
Joe: "They aren't teenieboppers! They're linkieboppers!"
Joe: "I lost my house, can I have yours?"
Joe: "Mr. Hahn has a split personality named 'Remy.' Remy is a dangerous man. He keeps the rest of us on our toes."
Joe: "In a year from now we probably won't be around, so we'll see you on 'Behind The Music.'"
Joe: "Mike is so cute. I want to have his kids."
Joe: "We're going to put the glass under the couch and then put the table under the bed so they hopefully don't find it and charge us for it."
Joe: "Linkin Park chat! Word up! Everyone gets in except for me and when I do get in, they don't believe that it’s me."
Joe with a megaphone: "Mike Shinoda… paging Mike Shinoda…"