More ELW News and Updates:
6-15-06. Wow!!! It's offical now as of today. ELW has signed the mysterious "El Whopo Gartinez, the 40oz Slinging Swordsman" (Joe Whop). Equipped with a 40 of Malt Liquor and a Sword, how can he lose? He doesn't, that's just it. But there are many of tough opponents here in ELW. The reason the signing has took so long is that "El Whopo" resides in Florida so ELW offical (Brian Lessman) met with him halfway in South Carolina at the "OCB" and the signing took place during an "Eat Off" between ELW's own Hans "Dr. Death" Deppenshmidt and Reggie Cook's Brother. So today was a really big event and fun for all ELW fans of all ages!!!
12-16-05. ELW has just signed the "Scarecrow" (Dave Wamble) and "Rugged" Ronnie Swangler. This Tag-Team is sure to have an Impact here in ELW. The "Scarecrow" had this to say in his press conference earlier today, "I'm the Scarecrow, Boo, ha ha ha" and he did his little dance after that.
10-2-05. Well some of you may already know, but the "Missing Link" (Ed Maurer) has been reported missing by many sources. He is said to be missing or AWOL for the last 3 weeks. I wonder if it has anything to do with his next match against Kevin the "Tower of Power" Ryan? I hope he's alright either way. If anybody has any updates on this matter please let me know, thanks.
7-22-05. Well it's offical. Last night ELW has come to terms with the man who has Tree Trunks for Arms, the "Ox" (Ed Oberthorn), with his finishing moves "Basic Education" and "Bronco Buster". When interviewed after the signing at "Dabar" the "Ox" had this to say, "Well I basically fish in the morning and then it's F-ing ELW all night long". I personally think the "Ox" will be a nice addition to ELW.
4-24-05. Undefeated ELW Heavyweight Champion, Frank "Arm & Hammer" Murphy has retired from Wrestling. He has never been beaten in ELW. When asked why he wanted to retire he said, "I want to be more involved with my family and want to watch my little one grow." What a great respectable man and Wrestler Frank is. His presence in ELW will be missed greatly. The ELW Heavyweight Title is now vacant.
2-16-05. ELW has signed 2 new Wrestlers today. The "Iran Sheik" (Matt Coles) who's finishing moves are the "Camel Jerk" and "Wrap Around". His first day being here in ELW the "Sheik" has already signed a "Flag Match" against "El Matador" (Brian Lessman) which with take place later in March. The ELW "Mexican" Title which is held by "El Matador" will be on the line folks. Mexico vs Iran, and it's personal. It is believed that there is a long history between these two and that is why the "Iran Sheik" has signed in ELW. Also signed today was "40" (Jason Crofer) with his finishing move, "40 & Blunts".
2-5-05. "Stimp Da Pimp" (Brian Powers) celebrated his 22nd Birthday with fellow Wrestlers and fans at one of ELW's famous locations "Dabar". There was a band, and right before they played, Stimp Da Pimp's Birthday was announced making it offical. Some of the Wrestlers that were in attendance were: Kevin the "Tower of Power" Ryan, "Italian Ice" (Damien), Hans "Dr.Death" Deppenshmidt, and Shawn "Shoe Shine" Ryan. Scottie "2 Hottie" (Scott Fontana) was even doing face painting for girls 16 and under. It was a blast!!!
1-14-05. Today is a sad day in Extreme Levittown Wrestling and I hate to be the one to release this bad news first, but I must. Kevin the "Tower of Power" Ryan has announced his retirement from ELW (for the 5th time in his career). He will be missed greatly and we can only hope one day he will return. I'll miss you my brother. Take care and good luck. (I guess that 1 win, 15 losses, and 4 draws record didn't help matters either).
1-6-2005. ELW has offically signed "Blackjack Ketchum" (Kevin Dziegelewski). "Blackjack" protects ranchers from ruthless cattle barons, with his finishing move called the "Jig is Up". I know who he's after, "Cactus Jack" (Jack Hayworth). Blackjack said in an interview, "Cactus Jack's done wrong for too long".
12-22-2004. The "Rowdy Redneck" (Kyle Deppenschmidt) who's famous for his finishing moves, the "Barrel Roll" and "Hitch-Kick" extends his winning streak to 11-0 while winning his last match at Breezy Acres Trailer Park. The "Rowdy Redneck" is a unique wrestler for those who don't know him. He only challenges females from the audience who think they can beat and pin him to a wrestling match. He's now 11-0, good work "Rowdy Redneck".
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