JOKE #1!!!
(this joke is actually about a magic card trick.)
The magician was about to perform his best card trick.He called upon a member of the audience to pick any card of his choice. The magician said to the guy after he had chosen his card- "Now you may put the card anywhere,", meaning any position in the deck. to his and the audience's surprise, he started walking out of the room! The magician called after him. He simply yelled back- "I'm going to put it in the carpark!!"
JOKE #2!!!
NAME SOUND-SAMIES
(THINK-WHAT WOULD A JIRACHI LOOK LIKE AS GIMLI!!!)
Gimli-Jirachi
Legolas-Latias
Frodo-Ditto
Elendil-Grovyle
Sauron-Keceleon
Nazgul-Granbull
Arwen-Blaziken
Grima-Slugma
Smeagol-Wingull
Aragorn-Rhydon
JOKE #3!!!
uh... do you guys out there know any? send 'em to me.
