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The life of the people that SUCK

Friday, 2 July 2004

im so goffic i list very sharp knives as an interest
Today the doctors discovered gg was stealing hormone pills from the surgery. It appears she is actually a man- a 34 year old frenchman as a matter of fact, sadly, we have been expecting this all along.
"GG" as she is known quite dearly to her minions, is actually Maurice, we have evidence: http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v324/from_hell/gg1.jpg

This photo was secretly taken by a hired detective, searching for clues on the sudden rabies epidemic. She has also been caught pilfering stool samples from the surgery, shame on you.

Her friend Natty is quick to rush to GG's side, "She may be gender confused but she is still a women - er, man at heart." Seems Natty is confused too.
Well it really goes with Nattys quote, if you really love someone their gender doesnt matter "Love is love is love" as the gay ones say. Or she could just be in desperate need of speech therapy.

GG showed off her skills in the surgery today when a hobo was rushed in off the street suffering from severe B.O & a constant painful erection that has lasted for the past 6 months due to the presence of a sheep & a hyena (hmmmm interesting combo.)
He suggested that they just need to kiss & makeup & have a threesome, and he would be cured.

This constant enlarged (fake?) member was heightened by the angst & sexual tension between the hobo & the hyena. So severe is the anger sometimes that the hyena occasionally lashes out & strikes at innocent bystanders & then like a true gentleman, runs away like a pussy.

Needless to say, the Hobo has been banned from public places during after school hours so as not to scare the children. He was also let go on the condition that he showers once a month at least & occasionally thinks about taking a personal hygene course. (thinks about it, i didnt say takes it!)

Ill leave you all with this thought, what would gg do?


Posted by dragon2/fromhell at 12:26 PM EDT
Updated: Friday, 2 July 2004 12:49 PM EDT
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