Name:Andrew Williams
Nick Name:Drew Jim Bill
Age:16
Girl Friend:Andrea Eckelberry...shes awsome
Siblings: Well I have 7 siblings. 3 step brothers, 1 real sisters, and 3 half sister
What i want in a girl: Well just look at Andrea and thats exactly what i want!!!!!!
Latest Info: Well its the year 2005, and i had a party for new years eve and it was awsome...Andrea and i have been goin out for 1 month now and that makes me very happy...i got my car stereo so japhetto is even cooler than ever...and thats about it.
Click here to view my Photo Album!! Click Here To View My New Years Eve Party Photo Album
First Catagorie.Who I am going out with!!!!!!
Andrea Eckelberry
Second Catagorie. Guy Friends.
Erik Reinhard, Amol Amin, Michael Cook, Andy Stevens, Andy Bish, Jimmy, Justin Rentz, David Huffman
Third Catagorie. Gal Friends.
Andrea Eckelberry, Megan Koil,Jess Lutz, Steph Bish(sup femmie lol), Chelsea Adkins, Liz Cantley, Shelby, Lauren Smith, Lauren Ensley, Tiara Krause, Ashlee Philips, Rachel mcconnell,Oddysey, Monica, Taylor
Fourth Catagorie. Hobbies
Hangin with my freinds, chatting on the internet, well thats aboot it!!!!!!!(hahaha, im canadian)lol
Heres a new section to my website....Geniology!!
Geniology is the study of your ancesters. My dad and i have started a very long process of starting from the begining. So far the 2 most famous people that i am related to are Lyndom B. Johnson(I think that is how u spell his name). And the 1 person i am very honored to be related to is our president George W. Bush. I will keep this updated and hopefully have a family tree on here some time here soon to relate to yours.
Fav Quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alvie anyway.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Whenever i feel blue, i start breathing again.
if first u dont succede, then skydiving is not for u!!:D
love is like quiksand, the deeper u get the harder it gets
Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!
Love is like sand, if ya hold on to it too tight.. It might slip away
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN
!Phobias of my friends!
Here's how this works! You tell me what you are afraid of and i will post your phobia. Its that simple! Start tellin!
Andrew(AKA..Me)...I have the fear of rejection..Katagelophobia
Andrea...Fear of spiders..Arachnophobia, Fear of semis..Semiophobia, And fear of Lawn Mowers..Mowerphobia
Julie...Fear of Spiders..Arachnophobia
This one is for Andrea and Chelsea...Fear of scabies..Scabiophobia
Derek... Fear or getting hurt by a girl..Algophobia
Monica...Fear of drowning..Hydrophobia
Jimmy...Fear of drowning..Hydrophobia
Chelsea... Fear of Steep Hills(Rollar Coaster)..Bathmophobia..!!Conquerd!!
David...Fear of death..
Taylor...Fear or being alone..
Here are soom very odd Phobias(WARNING:Extremely Odd)
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation
Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes
Thats it for now but i will keep this updated!
Good Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya
Funny Thoughts
#1 Funny thought.....Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you 200 dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
How is it one careless match can cause a forest fire , but it takes a wwhole box to light a campfire?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
On your drivers licens it asks for a hair color, what color would it be if you are bald?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny?
"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Why is it that the phobia for long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Y do u park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
How deep would the ocean be without sponges?
Whts the point in asking if you had fun at the movies. Whats the person gonna say, "yah sure as fun as u can have sitting in a dark room that when ever u say something, someone throws a jelly bean at u and says shut the hell up"....LMAO
Good Quotes From my friends
Quote from andrea......"ur such a fruit"lol
Quote from steph......"Sorry"lol
Quote from amol......"shut up u crazy cracker"lol
Quote from Justin......"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
Quote from Andrew & Chelsea......"Gotcha ;)"
Quote From Erik......"whatever shines your knob"
Quote Form Lauren E......."WTF Mate"
Quote from Andy Stevens......"FLAVA FLAV"
If You have a quote or anything else that you want me to add on here just leave me an E-MAIL at aj88_2000@yahoo.com or if you have Yahoo messenger leave me on off line. Thank You!
