How To Become White Trash In 15 Easy Steps

For those of you who aren't white, don't fret. Any race can become traditional white trash by following the fifteen rules listed below.

Have a baby before you are legally allowed to drive a car.
Get on welfare so you don't have to work.
Drop out of school and don't bother to become educated.
Sleep around with anyone who is willing (the more potential fathers you can pin your kids on, the better).
Continue to have babies every year.
Never attempt to get a job or watch your kids.
Move into a trailer or recieve free housing from welfare.
Become a chain smoker.
Make everyone around you miserable by complaining and treating them like they are the source of your misery.
Do drugs, perferably coke.
Lie, cheat, and steal anything you can get your hands on.
Drink alcohol on a daily basis.
Never take on any form of responsibility.
Demand special favors and treatment because you have kids.
Use your kids as your excuse for everything.