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Why Women Who Like Romantic Comedies Should Be Shot

Romantic comedies are stupid. Any man who let's his girlfriend nag him into going to a romantic comedy has no right to call himself a man. These types of films are degrading to men. The only male characters in romantic comedies are men who have absolutely no personality and are completely whipped. Movies like, How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days and My Big Fat Greek Wedding involve the personality removal of men so that they can be unreasonably devoted to women. This leads women to belive that all men should behave this way, kissing their ass and having no thoughts or feelings of their own. This also leads women to belive that true love happens overnight, so they don't bother to devote time or true feelings into their relationship. These type of women should never have boyfriends (with the exception of stupid jocks). They are the shallow girls that gossip so loudly you can hear them from the other end of the subway car. They are the girls that wear backless spagetti strap tank tops and miniskirts in the dead of winter. They are the girls who dye their hair blond and wear so much make-up there is no telling what they really look like. They are the girls who think that sex equals love and cry about how their boyfriend left them after they gave it up on the second date for the rest of their lives. These women must be stopped! Real women are more intune with themselves. Their self worth is not determined by the attention they recieve from others. They are confident and seek meaningful relationships based on love and equal partnership.

To Find a Good Woman Avoid the Following Characteristics:

A woman who wears make-up. (When a woman wears heavy make-up she is shallow. Shallow people don't see anything beneath the surface.)
A woman who you have never talked to before. (If a woman wants to go out with you based on how you look, she is once again shallow and only cares about getting sex. She'll use you and lose you.)
A woman who says the opposite of what she means. (This type of woman plays mind games to manipulate you.)
A woman who lays guilt trips on you. (Once again in the category of mind games. This type may
A woman who never offers to pay for anything. (This type is the taker. She will take all she can get from you. A good relationship should be equal parts between giving and taking.)
A woman who never asks you about your opinion. (This type is very selfish and self absorbed. You will hear all about her day and her life and she'll expect you to care as much as she does, but doesn't give a damn about yours.)
A woman who gets jealous easily and jumps to conclusions. (This type is the controlling type that will make every aspect of your life involve her.)
A woman who makes all the decisions in the relationship. (This type is not only controlling but spoiled. If she doesn't get her way, there will be hell for you to pay.)
A woman who lies to you. (If she's lying to you she is probably cheating on you to.)
A woman who is a drama queen. (This type always has to be the center of attention and often makes up over dramatized story about why her life is so horrible. She is also a liar.)