George Bush He bugs gore
The Morse Code Here Come Dots
Mother in Law Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms Alas, no more Z's
Arnold Schwarzenegger He's grown large 'n' crazed
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Horrid Snape threatens - hope trophy lost
William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet Oh Jesus! Well, I'm a dreamlike separation!
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two letter word, and that is "UP."
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we
waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the
secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP
the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP.
To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary. In a
desk size dictionary, takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about 30.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take
UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is
clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so
I'll shut UP.....
"Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did NOT cross the road.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,
"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned
that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time,
whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
Keep going.....
Dont stop...."
Think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Repeat it outloud as you scroll down.
Think either of a man's/woman's name
that begins with the last letter in the animal's name.
Almost there......
Now count out the letters in the name on the finger
of the hand you are not using to scroll down.
Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level.
Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in you hand.
Do the lines take form of the first letter of that person's name?
Of course not.....
Now smack yourself in the head....get a life...and stop playing stupid web games!!!
