Home (not so)-sweet home...
Okay... finally home from Seattle/Alaska... and it sucks massive, bohemith, gargantuan, all-star, super, fucking BALLS. Yes Tokie, it does lol. I had THE most awesome time on the cruise and I dunno what to do now that I'm out. Alright I think I'm gonna try to recap. This might not be in perfect order and I may miss some shit, but you should get this gist.
Day one- Left for Seattle. Hadda 6 hour plane trip which sucked 'cuz the night before one of my friends tried to kill herself, and I drove over there all crazy and she hadda go to the hospital and shit. Then Michele, Pete, Chris, Monica, and Breen for a little while all slept over. Garrett couldn't make it, he's only an hour away lol. So yah, but then we got all high and it was a crazy night 'cuz Michele and Chris made up and ditto with me and Pete... crazy shit. So anywhoo, I looked crazy when I arrived in Seattle but we got to our hotel, The Westin Seattle. Okay I think that's about it.
Day two through day like five- Just basically toured Seattle. Oh yeah. We went on this underground tour or some shit like that but we all just left, it was horrible. We also went to San Juan Island on the ferry, it was fun but it's one of the longest waits in the world lol. Yeah... and in San Juan all these guys were like hitting on me which I found hilarious... has anyone SEEN ME? Lmao... Yah same deal with the parade in Seattle on the last day. Me and my dad went on some submarine thing too, and I got my nails done (yay lol... they're all picked off now tho, otherwise I'd have 3 million typos). Sooo that's about it for Seattle...
Day sixish... whatever Sunday was- Boarded the M/S Norwegian Sun. The cruise for Alaska who hoo. I was all sad thinking I wouldn't meet anyone... how wrong I was lol. Oh yeah, the first person I met, like really met, was Virgil lmao. Yes, Virgil, the 7th floor lobby bar tender. Hahaha... he was deff hitting on me and I don't say that to sound vain, ask anyone... Virgil is a crazy guy lol. Yah I got a coke from him and he just like stood there, it was so frikkin' funny. So that night my mom and dad convinced me to go to that teen night club/ish thing, I dunno whatever it was. I'm so happy they did though. We played this game... "Have You Ever?" and that's pretty much how I met Randy, the 13 year old that kisses and drives... and Stephanie, 13 year old from Pheonix, Arizona. And of course Sam, aka Meg, from Manhattan, NY. So yes then we had to play that RETARDED game... find a hunk and a babe and have them fill out a survey. At the time I felt like a dick for doing it, but later I was grateful 'cuz it's basically how I met Mhike. Yah Mhike was our "hunk" lmao. I just came up to him randomly and I was like... "Hey wanna be our hunk?", and nice Mhike was the first to go along with it lol. Yah Mhike's from Japan lol (18). So anyhoo, later on I was chillin with Steph and Sam (thinking her name was Meg lol) and Mhike came up to us and from there is history, all of us just clicked. And then (I think, see most of these days have just blurred into one big day) Mhike and I went to the observation lounge (lol n I kept calling it the "observatory") and I see this steering wheel thing and I was just so confused, what with me being BLONDE or something... so I'm like... "They just leave this here for anyone???" Oh man Mhike like died of laughter. But it's okay, 'cuz after a long talk with Mhike I realized he thought the Statue of Liberty was in some park... no no, not on an island... idiot :-P. I just don't remember if this all happend on the first or second night... but oh well same diff. Then I pretty much called everyone who went to bed before 3am a PUSSY... even with the 3 hour time difference. ... :-D
Monday (I think...)- Yah I think this is the night Steph, Sam, Mhike and I stayed up until 3am but they tricked us and left early. And this might be the night I met Mike(20), Nick(15) and Ashley(16), the Georgians lol. They're pretty cool people... okay I'm gonna stop the day thing 'cuz I can't separate one day from the next. So anyway... Yah one night it was just me and Mhike in the library... we were just chillin'... and then he like gets up to steal something. Well there's these weird looking door things so of course, we assumed there must be S.W.A.T. teams beind them, ready to attack anyone who stole the weird objects in the room. Don't ask... lol. Yah so then Chris(21 but really 18 :-P) made his first appearance... but I think I pretty much scared the SHIT out of him. See I have this habbit of saying "that is so gay..." but I always feel bad 'cuz hey, maybe someone really is gay and is taking offence. So I like asked Chris if he was gay... and it was just weird lol. After Chris left the Georgians came in, one obsessed with Homer Simpson... (Nick). I think we played some really gay version of Clue and then ended that. Oh yeah and Mhike beat me in Checkers so I got all pissed lmao. Yah and then we went on deck 12... the windiest mother fucker in the world lol. That was really fun tho. We dragged the Georgians along too hehe. Sooo I can't remember much else. Alright, next night (again, I think)... Uhmm basically, Mhike introduced Asshole, a card game where if you don't say "last card" on your last card you're automatically the "asshole" of the game lol... well that or if you're the last one with cards in their hand. Sooo yeah we'd play that a lot on deck 7, with Virgil there haha.
Yah, then I think the next night or something like that was Kareoke night hehe... that was after I met Travis when we were watching Austin Powers in the teen room. Haha, that's where- Yah! Nah! How'bow'zha'don'? comes from lol... but we'll get to his real name later, haha. Sooo yeah Travis hung out a lot with this kid named Jon, so that night Travis, me, Mhike and Jon became friends. Haha, Mhike and Travis even did Kareoke that night... do do do, do do do do... haha, Third Eye Blind, Semi-Charmed life lol. Yah sometime in between this we stopped off in Juneau... however the FUCK you spell it lol. Yah n that was alright I guess. Ohhh yeah... okay so then like the next night, some shit lke that... (after we dubbed Travis "Toke", c'mon, he's the Token Black Guy lol) and Jon was "Shinoda" after Mike Shindoda... well that didn't really last, we ended up callin' him Burrito... 'cuz he was a dirty Mexican and it reminded Mhike of someone so yah, he's Burrito lol (even tho he's Philipino lol...) (Oh yeah, Toke(17) is from TN, and Burrito(15) is from Cali- home of "Hella" lmao) so yah we were all chillin' either in Dazzles, the bar/club place, the library, one of our more comfortable/less crowded hangouts, or the Stardust Lounge, the stage place where we chilled. Yah that's when I think I met Adam(16) and Rob(15)... Or Abe and Nerdyboy. Haha... remember this? "Abe! Abe! Yo Abe, I know you hear me! His name is Abe right? It's Adam! Oh... Adam!!!" lmao! Haha... yah so we came upstairs and that was the night I met Ray(20), Kyle(16), Cameron(19), Crystal(19) (SlInKiE lmao), Jeff(16), Nick(19), Guitar-playing-waiter lol, and 24 year old John... no wait that was later. Well anyway, some of us went upstairs to deck 12 to play truth or dare and whoever dared Crystal to flash us is just a sick mother fucker. Lmao. Sooo I came back downstairs and stuffs.
Uhmm lemme think... Yah so then we went to Skagway sometime in there too. I went horseback riding and I smelt like a horse's ass all day after that lol. I hate excursions. Uhhhh oh yeah then I played Mhike in checkers but I think he let me win the bastard lol. Yeah sooo then we all chilled in the Observation Lounge that night... yah that's when I met John. The Observation Lounge is such a kickass fuckin' place. Sooo here's where I can't remember anything. I just remember every night I would hang out with either Toke, Burrito, Mhike, Chris, Steph (who did this WEIRDASS hip popping thing lmao), Sam (Meg! lol), Nerdyboy, Nina, Kathy (or Pina Colada), Dave (haha London... who could crack me up by saying the word pass), Cameron, Ray, Kyle, (haha gettin' high in the handicap bathroom with those two lol), Rob (who we met like on the last day when Burrito, me, Toke and Chris were playing Asshole and we invited him over), Ryan(17), Valerie(21) (not really tho lol), Josh, or Kelly... or some sort of combination of all of em.
I totally missed Ketchikan tho... slept thru it. And I don't rememeber what day this was but two nights in a row I'd wake Mhike up, once in the Stardust Lounge and once in the Library lol... man he got pissed haha. And then we did Kareoke... that was hilarious. And me and Toke did "Hello" wthout music and it sucked... well he didn't, I did. Yeah and "In the End" with Abe, Mhike, me, and Toke... Wait I think Burrito too... yeah but it kicked ass either way lol. Stupid Mhike hadda drag us into it lmao. But it was fun non-the-less. The next day we went to Victoria, Canada, which was So much FUN! Omg... Mhike, Toke, Burrito and me all went out by ourselves. Well Mac and Steph were gonna come too but the gaurd people are dicks and didn't let em come out 'cause of their age... despite the fact that Mhike is 18. Yeah so I had to exchange my American money for Canadian... did you know the Canadian 5 dollar bill has hockey players on it? Lol... yeah soooo then we took a cab into town. Just walked around, takin' random pictures... especially of the crosswalk thingies 'cuz all the little people on 'em were like different. We went into this Internet Cafe too, which rocked. I played Mhike in chess n won, but really only 'cuz Toke set it up like that. I only point this out 'cuz Mhike is perfect in like everything else. 'Specially Asshole lol. And Mastermind... Sooo then I went online for a little while and blah blah blah. So we walked around some more, got tired and hungry, and asked someone where we could find a McDonalds. You know, cruise food just doesn't cut it. So as we were walking there, we see this MASSIVE bird, holy shit lol. Burrito walks up to it and like, the thing didn't even flinch. So we chased it into a corner and when it reached this glass door it slammed head-on to it 'cuz I guess it didn't realize wtf it was lol. Well after we got some nice pics of it, it started attacking Mhike with this huge beak and even bigger claws. Lmao, that had to be the funniest part of the whole Goddamned trip lol. Yah we found our McDonalds and headed back to the cruise, and in the process I jipped some taxi driver like 60 cents... go me. LoL... Oh yeah! And Plasterman, some dude that looks like he's made of stone and it's kind of eerie to watch him like move and shit. That was pretty cool too.
Oh yeah I can't remember which night this was but in there somewhere was two shows, one- the magician who was really good. (Beforehand me and Mhike played the question game... don't ask but that's where "Kitten's are cute!" originated from lol) Haha that came caused so much shit. Nympho I think it was... followed by Impatant... and so on lol. Yah we took that shit to the STAGE! Lol. Yah and then we also saw some comedian dude who was fuckin' hilarious. (Let's tell 'em it's a black hole...) And there was also the night that they had that jacuzzi party and I jumped in fully clothed... go me lmao. Hey it seemed like a good idea at the time... And then the last day... which was so much fun... We all chilled in the Observation Lounge and just sat there, singing our "songs" which included Linkin Park- Numb, My December, Crawling, In the End, Paper Cut, Faint, Carousel, Breaking the Habit, and I forget... the one that goes... forfiet the game... lol... annnd Hello, Bring Me to Life, and Going Under by Evanescence... Semi-Charmed Life, and probably 3 thousand more. Oh yeah and sometime durin' that night lol, we were all in the library (at least 20 of us lol) and then I see like a bird flappin' around outside and I get up and run out the door screaming "Gotta save the bird!" LoL I picked him up and brought him into the library. He was soooo cute but all tired and disgruntled... but we hadda let him go... I hope he lived. LoL well that was after Nerdyboy fell on my arm lol in the confusion of the bird thing lol. That thing still hurts Rob!!! LoL... Yah and Sam's WEIRD BACK ROLL THING (lmao Steph)... and then towards the end of the night, after 5 million "FUCK IT"'s from Mhike (lol) me and Toke went out on the balcony thing and cried... well I was like hysterically crying too. Don't worry Toke I've seen you... yah I threw my lighter overboard for Toke, don't say I don't love you lol. Yah and then we saw Seattle coming in... and we were SCREAMING... "FUCK YOU SEATTLE!!!" Oh that was fun. Then we ate breakfast in out other hang-out-ish-type place, the buffet lol... and then went to the 7th floor lobby, said all of out goodbyes... and never saw each other after that. Which sucks. Well except for Burrito, 'cuz after I got off the gangway, I came outside and after almost getting hit by a bus, saw Burrito, and it happend that we were on the same bus to the airport... we even saw Mhike getting into some car and we started pounding on the window but he didn't see or hear us... :-(. Then I said goodbye, but I know I'm gonna see all my favorite people again someday. It's so gonna happen. If it doesn't I'll cry lol.
Haha, I can't even remember how many times you guys came in my cabin and woke me up lmao. AND VIDEO TAPED ME!!! LOL!!! Oh man... we still have to get Mhike to stop saying the word "y'all" and everyone from Cali to stop saying "hella" lol. Oh yeah, and I think the best inside joke of all is "I'll give you 5 bucks to eat this" LMAO!!!! OHHHH MAN!!!! One night, me and Toke found Mhike eating some rib shit, I dunno... so I take a glass, and pour A1 Steak Sauce in it. And just 'cuz I'm retarded I also put in sugar, brown sugar, sweet'n'low, chicken, rib, chicken FAT, milk, and poured it all into a half eaten bowl of chocolate budding... oh yeah and salt and pepper... large amoutns of salt mind you. LoL yeah, Mhike ate a spoonful for 5 bucks. Man, poor Mhike. And I have it on tape and everything. :-D!
So I think I got everything... took a plane home so sad. And sick too, I have a really bad cough. Annnnd now I'm missing everyone more than anything and I'd do anything to be back on the cruise now. This sucks... massive, bohemith, gargantuan, huge, all-star, super, fucking, BALLS... :-( love you guys... Okay I'm done now.
~Lizard
