Silent Screams cannot be Heard

THE WORST MOVIES EVER! (rated on a scale of 1-10 barfbags)

• The brain that wouldnt die - 3.75 barfbags
• THE CRAWLING HAND! - 4.6 barfbags
• This Island Earth - deffinetly 5 barfbags**
• Planet of the vampires - oh god, this movie doesnt even deserve to be rated. But, if i have to rate it, deffinetly 5 barfbags man.
• Earth versus the spider - 3barfbags**
• Reptilicus - 4.5 barfbags
• OK, i just watched this movie and this smashes thru ALL barf-bag records, so i decided to make it out of 10 barfbags instead of 5. Cave dwellers-8.3 barfbags (our leading champion)**
• Creature from the black lagoon 2.3 barfbags
• The atomic brain (not to be confused w/the brain that wouldnt die) 3 barfbags
• the monster that challenged the world-3 barfbags
• teenage caveman- we could only watch 10 minutes of this movie cuz it was.. um...
• manos hands of fate-wow this was a BAD movie... 7.5 barfbags.**
• Eegah-wow. this movie, in summary, was about a caveman that got hit by a car, and then got angry. Thats about it. Oh, and he like steals this girl and her dad and keeps them in a cave for a little bit. Then they drive away. THE END 6 barfbags (i've seen worse)
• Pod People- a freaky little boy meets an alien that kills things and calls it trumpy. BAD MOVIE. 5 barfbags
• Gunslinger-actually, this movie wasnt that bad, it just had a REALLY crappy ending. 2 barfbags.
• The uneartly- i fell asleep, but my dad rated it and apparently it was really bad. 9 barfbags
• coming soon:
• gumby... THE MOVIE! (silent version)
• ** means barfbag classic movie
• * means that its been watched in the past 48 hours.
• new features coming soon: Movie REVIEWS, not just ratings!!

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Ok hello. This is the standard shout out section that everyone has in their profiles, cept this aint a shout out to my friends and stuff. yeah - deffinetly JESUS.. thankyou for making it possible for the one cool south park episode to take place, Santa versus jesus or something like that. (stacy.. and maybe, just maybe... jesus will save us all.. lol<3) - George bush. You make it possible for me to make many jokes... mainly about you. -Barney. Thanks for all the great songs barney, we'll never forget you. I hate you you hate me, lets team up and kill (insert name here)... lol well you know the rest -every dog owner that has ever lived. God you guyz put up with alot of crap. Litterally. -the fresca company. they make the best freakin grapefruit flavored soda ever. <333 FRESCA! -the creaters of franklin, the little naked turtle on nick junior, but for some reason, every single other character wears clothing. My heart goes out to you franklin, but my shout out goes to the messed up ppl that created you. Rock on. And of course: Stacy<3 Kimmy<3 Livia<3 Micheal<3 Tracy<3 Kassie<3 ur mom<3 Lizzums<3