Who agrees that Telemarketers are annoying? Okay, they are… of course. They are the devil! So if you want to scare the crap out of them there are a few things that you can say… Well, mostly you can only say these things if they ask how you are, but usually if you talk to them they usually ask. So no worries. But, if you don’t want to talk to them, really, all you have to do is ask how they are. If they are polite, they should say, “Fine, how are you.” Or whatever. Some things that you can say are:
1.) "I have just had the best sex that I have had in my whole life... And I am only ten!"
2.) "Oh, things are horrible, my husband just left me for a man... And he took the dog!"
3.) "My dog just died... Ack! My cat is eater her ears!"
4.) "My husband and I are about to get married online. Do you have a number that I can call you back at?"
5.) Yo, I am eating dinner... Do you have a number that I can call you at so I can desturb you while you are at home, resting, eating a meal with your family?"
6.) "My daddy is taking my clothes off... Can you call back in about a half an hour when he is done. Oh he says hi..."
7.) -yells- "_____ get back in your cage!" -gun cocking- I'm warning you!" -yelling- -gunshot- "Boy, I told you, now look at your foot, it's worse than it was before!" -scream and hang up-
Yes, I know it is only a few, but I have to sit and make up some for a while...
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