Welcome, you have just entered a world unlike any other. You're in my world now. You foolish human.

There are a few more things you should know about this world. Here, in this world where dragons roam freely anything iz possible. Here, babies can dance, and dance they can.

Oh, and 1 more thing. This world iz also inhabited by..........PENGUINS!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY! EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE'LL BE PENGUINS! NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THEM!

They're here, and they have a message for you. They know you're here, and they're watching you...