Inside Jokes. The only way you'll know what it means is if it was you.

1. "Holy crip, he's a crapple." --Chappelle Show. *With Sherry*

2. "I'd like to pop a wheeley in a high chair." *Me to Sherry*

3. "I'm gonna touch it. I'm gonna touch it." *Me to Sherry*

4. "Did you take my sleeping bag???" *Me to Sherry*

5. "Excuse me. We were having a moment here." ***MOVIE***

6. "Whatta freak." *Natasha*

7. "Pretty rad." *Me and Natasha*

8. "Pretty ghetto." *Me and Natasha*

9. "Smell my ears." *Ryan to Me*

10. "It ain't ghetto unless you can feel it." *Me and Natasha*

11. "You love the cock." *Nate to Me*

12. "Don't smack Mama's Baby!!" *Ryan to Me*

13. "Act like a potato and wedge." *Me, Sherry, and Alma*

14. "Who's feet do you want to wash?" *Me and Sherry May*

15. "You're gonna die, Honky." --Eminem. *Me to Sherry*

16. "Psychotic piece of wacko." --Anger Management. *Me and Natasha*

17. "It might take a while to get over it but I'm glad I have the while to take." ***HEARD IT ON A COMMERCIAL***

18. "Why would I call you Roberts? *Sherry to Me*

19. "You gotta beat yourself up before you pick yourself up." *Me to Pamela*

20. "GEEZ!!!!!!!!!." *Me to Pamela*

21. "You massive ox." *Pamela to Me*

22. "Holy fruitloops." *Me and Pamela*

23. "I like you more than a lot." *Me and Nate*

24. "I was always the Chinese railroad worker." ***DEATH TO SMOOCHY***

25. "Ryan Scooby Doo." *Ryan at the dinner table*

26. "Get laid. I'll send one of my bitches over there." *Dustin to Me*

27. "Faker." *Natasha's Sister Angie, to me while I was trying to sleep.

28. "Been thinking bout you lately...cuz I just...got....paid." *Me, while running to answer the phone*

29. "Like a WEENIE!" *Pamela*

30. "Tryin' to make a funny." *Pamela*

31. "Bout had a moose." *Dustin to Me*

32. "That is a BIG hershey kiss." *Erika to Me*

33. "Every girl needs some chocolate at least once a month." *Erika*

34. "UR PISSIN ME THE FUCK OFF!" *Me and Nicki*

35. "Well...Someone's avvy is naughty..." *Tava to me, self explanatory*

36. "There's nothing wrong but maybe you should get out of the pool immediately." ***KING OF THE HILL***

37. "You would have to do some serious praying the next morning." *Erika to Me*

38. "My mom always said it's rude to refuse a gift so I would have to be a good girl and accept." *Erika*

39. "You guys are gonna fuck aren't ya? Fuckers. Fuckers. Fuckers." --American Pie (Forget which one)

40. "Wanna go make out?" *Me and Nate*

41. "I'm gonna play an Erika and Bryan." *Me in my xanga*

42. "Hermaphroditee." *Clayton*

43. "Hold on. I think I have enough room." *Natasha to Me*

44. "I've had the other white meat." *Me to Matt*

45. "You eat my crust and I'll eat yours." *Me and Natasha*

46. "The first crust is the deepest." *Me, half asleep*

47. "How do you like me now?" *Me and Pamela*

48. "I'm renarded." *Michael*

49. "I speel feshial." *Me and Natasha, I think*

50. "Bald Eagle." *Me and Natasha*

51. "I'm gonna kick you in the head if you figure that out." *Cory to Sherry*

52. "Pumpkin Ass." *Me and Sherry*

53. "We're a TEAM!" *Alma in Sociology*

54. "You'll have that." *Nate, also Matt*

55. "Mike Sweeney!" *Don't remember, but it was funny*

56. "So do you get half off the dollar menu?" *Cory to Amber*

57. "Fuckins Tupid." *Me to Natasha*

58. "You wanna do it." *Let's not go there...*

59. "So when are you gonna give me some." *Me to Clayton*

60. "Sounds like a fuckin plan to me." *Clayton to Me*

61. "Whaddaya talkin bout?" *Me*

62. "I feel bad for ya." *Me*

63. "I'm happy for ya." *Me*

64. "I support you." *Me and Jenn*

65. "Jerk...I can't believe you wanted me to be locked out." *Matt to Me*

66. "Dreidel lover." *Jenn*

67. "Do you ever eat without a fork? If I took that fork away from you, you'd starve to death." *Josh to Jenn*

68. "What the hell's a spa-tool-a?" *Me to Sherry*

69. "What are we gonna start making ice men?" *Natasha*

70. "Everyone else is gettin like 12" of snow and we get ice balls... what kinda shit is that??" *Natasha*

71. "Hey wait... that's where my underwear went!" *Me to Clayton*

72. "Little Melody hairballs." *Clayton*

73. "Have fun eating your McDonald's while I'm eating my cold pork and beans." *Sherry to Me while the power was out.*

74. "I dunno what your eating, but I'm thinking you should share." *Me to Matt*

75. "It's at the dollar store. For like a dollar." *Me*

76. "Did Sherry learn her lesson?" *Matt (my bro-in-law)*

77. "We will never speak of this moment again." *Me, Sherry, and my bro-in-law Matt*

78. "Nobody ever died of laughter... cept Sherry and Melody. But they had it comin' to 'em." *Me and Sherry on the phone.*

79. "I had a dream I killed Jesus. Am I going to hell?" *Me*

80. "I caught you a delicious bass." *Napoleon Dynamite*

81. "Nobody wants to hear your stupid Jew songs." *Sherry to Me*

82. "Theres only one... two... three hundred other guys out there for you if things don't work out." *Natasha to Me, back in July*

83. "I could've sworn that was last July." *Natasha*

84. "Fuckness." *Me*

85. "You gots to stop ruining all my "Steal Bricey From Melly" plans." *Matt to Me*

86. "Cool like the other side of a pillow." *Matt to Me*

87. "I'm starting the BMNA...and by BMNA I meant BMNAOM...which stands for Brice is Mine, Not Ashlee's or Melly's." *Matt*

88. "Look at me. I'm Melody Roberts." *Sherry*

89. "Crusty ass." *Me to a friend*

90. "Son of a cow." *Me*

91. "Don't make me use the finger on you." *You don't wanna know...*

92. "You're wearin me out." *Me to Matt*

93. "You're really creeping me out." *Me and Matt*

94. "I'm good with my hands so that would suck." *Me*

95. "I'm not really good at it or anything, but I know a few things." *Matt*

96. "So you guys are Amish?" *Matt to Me*

97. "I like you, I think I will let you come over and fuck my sister." *Brian*

98. "Break me off a piece of that." *Dustin to Me*

99. "That's a fucking horny people movie." *Dustin*

100. "Friends make out." *Matt to Me*

101. "I feel as though I just crapped out a small Korean child. *Brian*

102. "Hey N, wanna go to the Y?" *Me to Nicki*

103. "Maybe you're just too old." *T Jay to Me*

104. "You didn't do anything wrong. You can't help not being a little kid." *T Jay to Me*

105. "You can't get rid of a little sister for sports so..." *T Jay to Me*

106. "Hold on. I think I'm having a moment." *Nicki to Me*

107. "P-UnIt N-MaC K-BlOcK M-DiZzLe D-DaWg" *Me, Pamela, Nicki, Katie, and Dustin*

108. "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." *Will*

109. "HEY AMISH." *Brian*

110. "I am going to poke out your eyes and skull fuck you to death." *Brian*

111. "What could you possibly do with my hands?" *Me to Matt*

112. "Sharing is caring." *Matt*

113. "Secrets kept are secrets wasted." *Matt*

114. "I really want to dress up like a garden gnome." *Sherry to Me*

115. "It looks like I'm wearing a green shirt." *Me to Sherry (when I was wearing a green shirt)*

116. "Phone balls." *Jessica Simmons*

117. ME: "We are monopoly cool." NICKI: "Monopoly cool LOL. How bout checkers cool. Or chess cool. Cuz I mean, chess is the coolest." *Me and Nicki*

118. NICKI: "I wanna get a tattoo on my butt...I dunno what to get!...hmm get like a huge butterfly on one butt cheek and another huge butterfly on the other butt cheek..." ME: What about one wing on one butt cheek...the body on your crack...and then another wing on your other cheek?" *Me and Nicki*

119. "Oh I guetcha." *Jessica Simmons*

120. "Look, he's playing for you Melody." *Sherry*

121. "Bitchin' Fries." *Me and Jessica Perkins*

122. "I'm gonna take your anal glands and make a telescope out of them." *Brooke S*

123. (Five minutes after the last quote) BROOKE: "Mrs. Montgomery, do people have anal glands like dogs? Cuz I've been telling people I'm going to rip out their anal glands and make a telescope out of them.".... MRS. MONTGOMERY: "Yes, that's how hemoroids are possible. But it would be more like making binoculars." *Me, Brooke, Cody Orr, and Mrs. Montgomery in Psychology*

124. "The camera knows." *Matt Ginn*

125. KASEY: "Have you ever went skiing Melody?" ME: "Haha.. MaYbE...Depends on what kind you're talking about." *Me and Kasey*

126. "I wasn't laughing at you, I was laughing at the goose flying by." *Me to Pamela*

127. "I hate to see some of those cars out there with sponsers acting like they're driving Miss Daisy." *My brother in law, Matt*

128. "I bet he bites whale bubbles." *Sponge Bob*

129. "I know RUBY in the sky with diamonds." *Me*

130. "Errrrrrrrrrr..." *The scratching noises from the tree as the bus scraped against the branches on the quietness of the bus*

131. "Crack the whip." *Matt Ginn*

132. "Kill that French person." *Me and Sherry*

133. ME: "That's you beeping." SHERRY: "No it's not." ME: "Yeah it is." SHERRY: "No it's not." *Me and Sherry*

134. "Did you lose an incredible amount of weight and now you're super sexy?" *As seen on a talk show*

135. "Oh don't that suck..." *Me*

136. "SHE DID LEARN TO WALK!!!" *Me*

137. SHERRY: "That's my foot." ME: "No it's not." Five seconds later... ME: "Oh, it is."

138. "I mkiss you. I'll let you decide which one I mean." *Matt*

139. CURTIS: "Did you know that Melinda?" ME: "No Curton." CURTIS: "What is this, Star Trek?"

140. "You smell bad. Get out of my seat." *Random kid on the bus*

141. "Well that craps." *Natasha*

142. "Oh you shave your head?" *Nicki*

143. "Can I call you Sponge-Bobby?" *Some stupid girl to Bobby*

144. "Mrs. Carson, Melody's brain's gonna fall out of her head." *Jenn to Mrs. Carson*

145. MR. HAITZ: "Back when I was a kid we called them 'wackos.'" KATIE: "Well, we call them crack-addicts." *Mr. Haitz and Katie*

146. MR. HAITZ: "Did you get your hair cut?" FRED: "No, it fell off." *Mr. Haitz and Fred*

147. "It was good, weren't it?" *Me*

148. "I'm more bushed than George Bush." *Alma*

149. "It might juss be jealousy to because you did have sexual relations with him." *Billy*

150. "I mean if I did like meth they prolly wouldn't remember me but who would forget the school bus kid?" *Paul*

151. "Aw heck yea. You, me... and the guy in the background." *Me to Brice*

152. "We're best friends, we're allowed to share." *Brice to Me*

153. "HAHA I could see you being up for murder and be like they was a loser, I did em a favor. LOL yeah I'd like for my iq to be higher..(not a hint for you to kill me though.) *Paul*

154. "Cuz Gabriel's an angel. He's also a dick sucker." *Lance in Graphics*

155. MRS. MATHEWS: "Lance go put that hoodie in your locker." LANCE: "I don't know my combination. I'm goin to detention." *Mrs. Mathews and Lance*

156. MRS. MATHEWS: "I thought you were going to detention?" LANCE: "I was but she told me I had to have a reason. So now I'm going to GIVE her a reason." *Mrs. Mathews and Lance*

157. WHITE CASTLE EMPLOYEE: "Would you like to donate a dollar to save the whales?" DAD: "No but I would like some tartar sauce." *Dad at White Castle*

158. MATT TO RYAN: "Boy if you would eat as much as you talked you'd be done by now." CODY: "Yea, he'd also weigh about 500 pounds." *Matt, my b.i.l., and Cody, my brother*

Quotes from Matt... We have a lot of time on our hands lol.