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Production Began: July 07, 2003

Are you tired of being cut off by reckless and insensitive maniacs on the road? Are you frustrated by deer and moose who insist on ruining your car just because they're 'hypnotised' by your headlights? Are you irked by pedestrians jaywalking in your path when you're in hurry? You're a good driver! It's not your fault everyone else is in your way! And now, thanks to TA Solutions, you can finally drive with all the peace of mind you ever wanted! That's right, the new TAS Hood-Mounted Ballista will put all the joy back in your driving! The Hood-Mounted Ballista gives you all the power and intimidation value of medium-scale siege weaponry without sacrificing your mobility. The moment you start driving with the TAS Hood-Mounted Ballista, you'll notice other drivers treat you with the respect you deserve. The TAS Hood-Mounted Ballista can be used for a variety of purposes. It's a simple and efficient method of telling the sunday driver ahead of you to speed up or let you pass! You also have the power to crush those inconsiderates who cut you off unexpectedly. And wildlife damage is a thing of the past! One shot from your powerful TAS Hood-Mounted Ballista and even the largest of moose will drop and roll harmlessly under your wheels! And a well-placed warning shot will tell would-be jaywalkers that you're not interested in braking for them. So order your TAS Hood-Mounted Ballista today, and enjoy the road again! The TAS Hood-Mounted Ballista mounts a variety of ammunitions for all your daily needs: .:Steel-Piercing Bolt:. Our excellent general-purpose bolt, this will go straight through even a half-inch of 440 stainless steel from up to thirty metres away! .:Incendiary Bolt:. For when you need to send an extra special message to someone, this bolt is perfect for removing offending cars from your favorite parking spot. (Super Napalm option not available in all areas, contact your local supplier for details.) .:Plague Bolt:. A worthwhile investment for owners in rural areas where wildlife is too plentiful. Our team of lepers carefully rub each Plague Bolt with only the most sickly and diseased of rats, to ensure maximum infection. .::Customer Comments::. "I used to hate driving to work, because I have a 2-hour commute through the thick of rush hour. But ever since I got my Hood-Mounted Ballista, I can't wait to go to work! I even go in on the weekends now, just so I can drive!" "I'm 87 and used to have a terrible time with ruffians tailgating and cutting me off just because I like to travel at a more cautious speed. Ever since I purchased a TAS Ballista, though, I get the lane entirely to myself. Thank you, TA Solutions." "Thanks to my Hood-Mounted Ballista, I not only saved myself hundreds of dollars in front-end repairs to my SUV, I also have a tidy collection of trophies on the wall over my mantlepiece!"