Squeaks' Beatnik Song
Jester: There are Giants in the Sky! Big tall terrible giants in the sky!
Queen Li: Jester. . .
Jester: When you’re way up high. . .
Queen Li: Jester...!
Jester: and you look below. . .
Queen Li: JESTER!!!!!
Jester: *groveling* Yes most glorious, most famous, most perfect queen of all.
Queen Li: *nestles into the Slytherin couch* I’m Bored.
Jester: You usually are.
Queen Li: *growls*
Jester: Shall I recite for you a ode-type thing?
Queen Li: Proceed.
*cues dramatic lighting.* Snap!
*cues dramatic music* Double snap!
*cues Beatnik drummer* Snap-age. . .
*Jester spins Sim-style into A black turtle neck and stretch pants.*
Dragonsbane.
That’s the name.
Of. . .
Our Goddess.
Dragonsbane.
Words like rain.
Not ashamed
Of. . .
Our Goddess.
Dragonsbane.
Oh. . . *key change add tambourine.*
Draaaaagonsbane!
Draaaaagonsbane!
With the hair like ebony. . .
And ways so heavenly. . .
Who could complain....
About....
Dragons....
Bane!
*Beatnik’s whisper drifting into the blackness while Jester turns and snapping both index finger with yoga arms her back to the Queen.* Dragonsbane. . . Dragonsbane. . . That’s the name. . . Dragonsbane. . . That’s the name. . . That’s the name. . . Dragonsbane. . .
DRAGONSBANE! *The sudden cry issues from the jester and she crouches suddenly with one arm raised towards the light the other bracing her on the floor.*
*she clenches her fist and pulls her arm down slowly. . .* Thaaaat’s the naaaaame. . .
*the lights go out and all is dark for a moment* Of. . .
*a pale thin blue light flashes upon the standing jester, facing the queen her arms raised.* Our Goddess!
Queen Li: Yay! *claps hands*
*Jester bows*
Queen Li: *stops suddenly.* Wait. . .
Queen Li: *sitting bad upset.* All I got was a dumb poem. *bangs fists on the sides of the syltherin couch.* I FEEL UNLOVED!
*Jester picks up motley hat annoyed and sighs heartily*
Queen Li: Attention! Attention for the Queen.
*Jester pulls hat tightly on her head, her eyes still glazed with annoyance.*
Queen Li: I want a beatnik song. . .
*Jester suddenly smiles crazily and begin to do the Crazy-walk-like-a-chick-while-somersaulting-backwards dance for the Queen’s amusement.*
Queen Li: Yay!
*applause resumes*
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