"I'm always right... except when I'm wrong"
"Do you like Jell-O? I sure do. Jell-O is awesome. And so is sleeping. Get some sleep, eat some Jell-O, and have a damn good time. Night."
"hint of lime my buttocks...tastes like im drinking a sprite/salsa smoothie...'hint of lime' tortilla chips"
"Gokigen ikaga. Gobusata itashimashita. Shinpai shite imashita ga, okao no iro ga ii no de anshin shimashita. Zen wa isoge, aku wa nobeyo, demo nani ka chigau 'n ja nai. Amari hinpan ni otazune shite wa gomeiwaku ka to omoi, enryo shite orimashita. Ikanaru tsugunai mo itasu tsumori de gozaimasu. Itte 'rasshai. Gokigen yo." ...???