Okay so I haven’t had a diary entry in a while, but I have good reason. I just started school and I was hoping to live the hell out of the last weeks of summer. So Mike made himself a message board and I’ve been posting for much of my time. Two guys from his work were bothering me the most. They kept saying the cruelest things about women that they could think of, just to get a rise out of me. They said they were just kidding around, but honestly just because it’s a pseudo anonymous message board doesn’t mean that they don’t mean it. What one does when no one else can see is the main character of their being…for that is the part that shines out when it doesn’t have eyes watching and scrutinizing its choices. One, being a nice guy, left me alone after I emailed him and said it was really bothering me. I also met a new friend from Texas; that’s pretty cool.
So here’s what one guy said:
computers are great because they have porno on the internet. thats really the only thing thats good about them. if they didnt have porn on the internet i wouldnt have a computer and i would grow a vagina. YAY! i would keep it shaved though because a hairy vagina is an unhappy vagina let me know what you think you faggots
Yeah that got to me too. So I replied:
That would imply u've been with more than one vagina, virgin. UH OH someone tell Pete his buddy's a virgin! Any non-virgin would know chicks dig porn...back me up on this SweetPanda. So when ur pubes grow in then us gals will shave ur itty bitty prick and u can tell us how u like it. Also, for our pleasure can u make that 2 in thing ur trying to pass of as a penis grow to at least 6 inches cause a big dick is a happy dick. OH yeah and stop running around in Kmarts showing ur shit to little kiddies u perv, I mean maybe JP can give u some lovin', u don't need those kindergarteners.
So he replied:
fire and brimboner sounds like a computer nerd who thinks losing his virginity is wacking it to a chick on the internet sorry dude its not you nor-cal poop face. youre hella gay, faggot.
Pretty intelligent response, no? No, I didn’t think so either. So my friend Nick said to the idiot:
you may want to rethink what you just said for a couple reasons
Haha, indeed. So I replied to the idiot with:
...the first of which reasons is that I am female...I am fully aware that Virgin is sexist enough to think a woman can't burn him as well as I am capable of and the second reason is u still haven't denied ur hymen being intact u pube-less nor-cal poop eater (I'm from so-cal, u can tell cause I flamed ur ass so well.) Is computer nerd an insult, buddy? Cause u might want to rethink that around this crowd. Just because ur incapable of setting the time on ur precious laptop much less remembering to turn it on before trying to use it doesn't make me a nerd. Little pimple, if I were u I'd be afraid. No offense, but u did open the can of worms and even u can't be so stupid to think that nothing bad would come from a thread like this. ...if u want we can still be friends
Well there were a lot worse posts from this jerk, but this was the first one. I insulted him well (flamed) after everything he said, eventually he went on to say that I never say anything intelligent. Haha. That is funny.
But off the subject of idiots, my sister moved to Canada. I took her room and painted it gray. We finally got fast internet. I have new curtains. But school started, so life was so great but now there is so much work to do.