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How do you throw away a garbage can? If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down? Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels? Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? Do cows drink milk? What is a male ladybug called? |
