STUPID JOKES OF THE WEEK

¬Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

¬Doctor - "Do you smoke?"
Patient - "No, I don't."
Doctor - "That's too bad."
Patient - "Why???"
Doctor - "If you gave it up, you 'd feel much better."

¬Why does it take longer to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
You have to hollow out the head first.

¬A man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later, the man was back at the doctor's complaining that his constipation had gotten worse, not better.
The doctor asked, "Have you been taking the suppositories?"
"What do you think I've been doing," said the fellow, "Shoving them up my butt?"

¬Knock Knock
Who's there?
Johnny.
Jonny who?
You spelled my name wrong

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