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Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions... (this is SO sexist)

• 1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex.
• 2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that ice cream and
• 3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
• 4. No, I won't be gentle.
• 5. Of course you have to swallow.
• 6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
• 7. I hate your friends.
• 8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking
• 9. I'd rather watch a porno.
• 10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to screw it.

<"YO!>

"words:"

"FOOM(alicious)"

"MER"

"meh"

"kmoo"

"fluh"

"laaaaaaaa"

"(am i forgetting any?")

"The faster we're falling,/ We're stopping and stalling./ We're running in circles again/ Just as things we're looking up/ You said it wasn't good enough./ But still we're trying one more time./ Maybe we're just trying to hard./ When really it's closer than it is too far/ Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,/ Up above in my head, instead of going under./ Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,/ Up above in my head, instead of going under./ Instead of going under./ Seems like each time/ I'm with you I loose my mind,/ Because I'm bending over backwards to relate./ It's one thing to complain/ But when you're driving me insane/ Well then I think it's time that we took a break./ Maybe we're just trying to hard./ When really it's closer than it is too far/ Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,/ Up above in my head, instead of going under./ Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,/ Up above in my head, instead of going under./ Instead of going under./ Instead of going under./ I can't sit back and wonder why./ It took so long for this to die./ And I hate it when you fake it./ You can't hide it you might as well embrace it./ So believe me it's not easy./ It seems that something's telling me,/ Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,/ Up above in my head, instead of going under./ Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,/ Up above in my head, instead of going under./ Instead of going under./ instead of going under./ instead of going under again./ instead of going under./ instead of going under again./ instead of going under again."

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