Most Amusing Story

TWO winners because only two people entered, so they both rule!

Kim: well you see, 8 beautiful people by the names of michael, melissa, michelle, kim, bianca, jeff, scott, and jennifer were all piled in an H2 Hummer names Mosephius they were all having a dandy ol' time, when..........out of nowhere............this mentally challenged lady turned RIGHT INTO THE CAR!!! they panicked because there were 3 people (the most beautiful of all) in the TRUNK!! so they had to evacuate immediately as Michael (the owner of the Hummer), went to move MO, the right wheel broke and he was blocking 2 lanes of traffic the whole group had to wait for 2 hours to be questioned by the police, etc. and then the tow truck came and took poor Mosephius away it was a tragic night luckily, it was the ladies fault but we didn't get to eat AMERICA'S YOGURT and that is the most tragic part of all hope you liked it!!

My roommate Emily: Well, this story is kinda amusing...more amazing. My aunt was pregnant with my cousin, and she and my uncle had been keeping my cousin's future name a secret. My dad was out driving with my uncle and for some reason decided to blurt out, "Whatever you do, don't name her Regina Marie." My uncle then got realllly pale. As it turns out, that was the secret name they had decided on! My dad only didn't like it because there was a mean nun in his school by that name. Needless to say, my cousin wasn't named Regina Marie. Now she's regina rae :-)

But for a more amusing story...lets see...I told you the condom one I think...you know, I found a condom floating in my toilet, so I bagged it and gave it to my mom :-) Poor bret got a long talk that night. Then there was the time at the petstore when I came to work to discover that someone let the husky drink mop water. Since I was the one taking over the shift, I had to feed the dog liquid charcoal to force the dog to puke. And puke he did, all over me. I walked around the store all day with black vomit on me

ooh wait, I know a better one!

I was feeding the dogs up at the front window, and if you don't know, those dogs are the big ones like goldens. So there were three of them in there and as I was bending over to get their bowls, one grabbed my hair. As if they were working together, the other grabbed my pants.

It was then I had to make a big choice: Lose my pants but remain standing, or go flat into dogmess but keep my pants. Considering everyone who walked by the window could see me, I decided to go head first in the dog mess than be standing in my underwear

so there you go :-)

Ashley: I actually think I win because tonight as I was walking to Main Gate garage at 12:15 at

night, some random guy grabbed my ass and kept walking. I feel abused.