RAW
No #: 001___Live
From:
Madison
Square Gardens, New York City |
Star
Of The Show: Scott
Steiner |
Edge
Vs. Booker T
WINNER:
Booker T
Matt
Hardy Vs. Rey Mysterio
WINNER:
Matt Hardy
Hollywood
Hogan Vs. Johnny The Bull
Stamboli
WINNER:
DRAW
Val
Venis Vs. Jeff Hardy
WINNER:
Jeff Hardy
[[Fade
Up WWE logo]]
[[The
scene fades up from static with previous WWE matches and
scenes of celebration. We see many superstars in moments of
joy and anger.. just then.. the scene changes..
A
video package plays the opening....
Forget
the lies, the money, we're in this together and through it
all, they said, nothing's forever... and they refuse to see
the change in me, why won't they wake up? Come on, Come On,
Come On... let's get it one!
Move
to the music, play that fucking music, move it to the music,
YEAH! (Get It On) Move to my music, play that fucking music,
live through my music, yeah!
Move
to the music, move it to the music, yeah! Move to my music,
live through the music.. YEAHHHHH!
The
video fades into a shot inside the arena and we see a view of
the sold out audience. Eventually the camera settles and looks
towards the entrance way as.... ]]
CHHRIIISTTTIIIAANN.....
CHHRIIISTTTIIIAANN
[[Gold
pieces spray down from the Titan area as Christian walks
through them spreading his arms. The Fans are booing like
crazy as Christian makes his way to the ring, nodding his head
and smirking at the fans. He walks up the ring steps and
enters the ring, taking his top off and smiling profusely...
is Christian out here ready for a fight!? Why did he take his
top off? This is confusing, Christian grabs a microphone from
the ring announcer and stares into the fans, pointing to his
peeps.. the fans boo further, totally not impressed with him....]]
'Peep's
Champion' Christian: Hey their
all my peeps in New York City ** Fans Boo ** Sh-Yeah!
Anyway.. I thought I'd come out here and grace all you people
with the presence of a future Champion! Doesn't that SO
totally rule!? ** Fans Boo ** Meh.. You know, tonight I go one
on one with the FAKE People's Champion... the Fraud, The SO
un-cool, Rock ** Huge Pop ** Bah!! What do you people know!?
Can you not see what's in front of your face? The Rock is a
fraud, copying my nickname, my gimmick.. he's not the People's
Champion, he SO totally doesn't care about the peeps! Where as
my heart BEATS for the peeps! It SO does! Rock, you think you
can turn my peeps against me!? That SO isn't cool, that's
like.. real geeky dude.. I mean, I haven't known anyone to
reek of SO much Suckitude since you were World Champion.. that
is SO totally true! I mean, I've seen some awesomeness in my
time and alot of it's come from me.. but you, you just reek
dude, your such a geek-a-souras-rex! ** Fans Boo * Right
Rock.. that's it, I've had enough.. I'm calling you out!
Sh-Yeah! Get your ass out here right now! Face me and The
Peeps!!
IF
YA SMELLLL... *TONGUE.. LOOK AT THE TONGUE**
[[The
Rock's music blares into the arena and to the huge approval of
the fans. Suddenly, out from behind the curtains come a little
man, bald, with a tattoo on his arm and wearing mini-Brahma
Bull pants! The fans boo like hell as the little guy makes his
way to the ring, and slides in, going to the top rope,
smelling the air.. Christian stands back, looking worried..
trying not to laugh..]]
'Peep's
Champion' Christian:
Oh no Rocky.. you accepted my challenge, I SO thought you
wouldn't! Haha!
[[The
Mini-Rock gets a microphone, bringing it to his mouth slowly,
like The Rock would...]]
'The
Great Rip Off' The Crock:
Finally... The Crock, Has come Back to New York City!!
Christian, The Crock says this... ** The Fans Boo ** Ah Shut
the hell up jabroni's... I'm The People's Chumpstain.. show me
some respect Or I'll.. I'll.. I'll sing you to death! ** Fans
Boo ** Since The Crocks Baby Left him.. He found a new place
to dwell, It's on the corner of Jabroni Drive at the Smackdown
Hotel!! ** Fans Boo ** Look at the tongue.. Look at the
tongue... Now Listen up JABRONIES, I've come out here to lay
the Smackdown on ya...
'Peep's
Champion' Christian:
Dude, shut the hell up.. you suck!! I asked you out here for a
fight, chumpstain! Not for you to sing us a freakin' album!
'The
Great Rip Off' The Crock:
You call yourself Vitamin C?...They don't want any of you..
THEY WANT SOME OF ME! THE GREAT FAKE! THE PEOPLE'S
CHUMPSTAIN!! IF YA SMELL...
'Peep's
Champion' Christian:
Whoa dude! Puh-Lease don't start with that crap.. Christian
isn't done with you, SO totally not! Sh-Yeah! You know dude,
all these woman here want me ** Fans Boo ** They all want and
need their weekly dose of Vitamin C... what the hell do they
want with you? Some Vitamin Wee? Well Wee man... I hate to say
it, but I SO totally have to.. heh... Dude, how big is your
man-hood? Like 4 centimeters? DUDE, I'M SO HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!
Sh-Yeah!
[[Christian
suddenly attacks the little guy with a huge kick to the gut..
punching him to the canvas... as he begins his assault,
stomping down on the wee man.. to the ring sprints The Rock,
having seen enough already, chasing away Christian... he
stands over the midget... taking off his T-Shirt and throwing
it into the crowd... he runs to one ropes, jumps over him,
then to the other and coming back... landing The People's
Elbow on the little guy.. Christian backs up the ramp laughing
as Rock stares him down intensely to a huge amount of cheers!]]
[[We
just then flicker on the Titantron to see something filmed
earlier on today.. Vampiro was training in the ring when on
the Tron came Raven.. both men exchanged words before Alexis
and Julio came running down to attack him... Vampiro battled
back, eventually clearing house and sending his buddies on
their way.. that sets us up for our first WWE Match..]]
BURIED
ALIVE MATCH - WINNER GETS BY INTO FINAL OF US TITLE
TOURNAMENT |
Raven
Vs. Vampiro |
The
match starts with both men going toe to toe, ending
with a Suplex to Vampiro. Raven continues his early
domination, throwing Vampiro into the ropes and on
return, planting him with a huge Tilt-O-World Slam.
Raven goes to the outside, dragging Raven with him
towards the entrance ramp. The battle continues on
with both men slugging it out and Vampiro fighting his
way back into it. Raven sneakily grabs a nearby shovel
and attempts to smash Vampiro in the head with it, but
he ducks.. Dropkicking Raven into the grave.. both men
are down, not moving. All Vampiro has to do, is to put
three shovels of dirt on Raven and he's Buried Alive..
yet he cannot, both men are down. The referee executes
his 10 count to 7 before Raven is up and out of the
hole.. The Macabre Jester is also up, both men slug it
out yet some more in this brutal match. They fight
from one end of the stage to the other, almost
knocking each other off it. Raven almost goes first,
ducking a clothesline and having a go at one of his
own. Vampiro also ducks and punches Raven away from
it, scooping him up and slamming him head first into
the stage. Vampiro is controlling now... a few minutes
of action with technical locks go by before both men
are back over towards the grave... Raven picks up the
shovel... attempting to end this.. when.. Vampiro
scoops him up, connecting the FINAL NAIL in his
coffin.. sending him to the grave below.. he somehow
manages to get to his feet and use the shovel to BURY
HIM ALIVE... VAMPIRO WINS IT! |
WINNER:
Vampiro |
[[Kane is shown walking through the backstage carrying his duffle
bag. He makes his way to his lockeroom and enters... suddenly,
in front of him is standing Paul Heyman.. Heyman smirks evilly...]]
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Kane...
Kane... Kane.. it's so good to see you, how is it going?
'The
Big Freak'n Machine' Kane:
What do you want Paul?
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Hold
on a second Kane.. that's no way to talk to the WWE Owner.. is
it?
'The
Big Freak'n Machine' Kane:
I couldn't give a damn who you are... I don't want you
in my lockeroom, so get your ass out, I have a match to
prepare for...
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: I
understand that, really I do... but their is a couple of
things you should know.. firstly, I own this lockeroom and
just because it has your name on the door, it doesn't mean you
own it.. I'm paying for it and for the time being, it's
mine... in fact, I'm paying for you, which makes.. heh, you..
MINE! Get me? Right.. Secondly, I have a proposition for you,
something to make you think.. now are you going to come in and
talk this through? Or shall I leave, unhappily.
'The
Big Freak'n Machine' Kane:
Okay, sure Paul... we'll talk..
[[Kane
enters the room and places his duffle bag on the bench..
Heyman is shown smirking as he shuts the door and the scene
fades out to the ring.]]
EUROPEAN
CHAMPIONSHIP |
Brock
Lesnar Vs. Scott Steiner |
Both
men ripped it up in the early going, making us sit on
the edge of our seats. They battle it out left and
right, knocking the crap outta each other until
finally, Brock decks Steiner with a clothesline. Brock
soon has him back at his feet, but Steiner fights
back, throwing him to the outside and following.. both
men lock up on the outside, having Steiner throw him
into the ring post, on return connecting a huge
Neckbreaker. The fans cheer at Steiner as Lesnar
hold's his head in agony.. the referee begins the
count out as Scott rolls into the ring and then back
out, picking Brock up and slamming him onto the
announce table.. the referee can only watch as Big
Poppa Pump climbs onto the apron and stands their,
taunting... he flexes his muscles before flying off
with an Elbow drop, crushing Brock Lesnar, driving his
elbow deep into Brock's heart and breaking the
announce table. The referee starts another count,
making it to 10 and counting them both out. WHAT!? A
DOUBLE COUNT OUT!? Paul Heyman then comes out onto the
stage and down to the ring, whispering something to
the referee... he then says something to Finkle who
then tells us this match has been made into a ANYTHING
GOES match... Brock and Scott slowly make their way to
their feet, slugging it out before making their way
back into the ring, they slug it out before Stacy puts
Brock off by flaunting her ass at him.. leading to
Steiner connecting a Belly To Belly Suplex and locking
in the Steiner Recliner.. Brock immediately taps out. |
WINNER:
Scott Steiner |
[[Aftermath:
Scott
Steiner celebrates his victory, snatching the European
Championship off of the referee and stumbling around the ring,
Stacy is ecstatic, cuddling the new Champion.. just then,
Brock Lesnar gets to his feet, staring down Steiner.. both men
go nose to nose.. fucking hell, were gonna explode right
here... WHAM, LEFT, RIGHTS, LEFTS, RIGHTS.. SCOTT FUCKING
STEINER IS GETTING A BEAT DOWN AT THE HANDS OF BROCK LESNAR!!
Scott takes a hot shot, swinging with the European Title,
missing... Brock takes the opportunity, ducking the shot and
scooping him up...
F-5
The
fans boo heavily as Brock picks up the European Championship
and celebrates with it.. Stacy Keibler checks on her man as
Paul Heyman comes out onto the entrance ramp, smirking.. what
the hell does this idiot want now!? Stacy gets up, getting in
the face of Brock... Brock smiles, pushing her to the ground
and laughing.. She gets up again and slaps him.. only to be
picked up and... F5 of her own!! Brock LAUGHS in hysterics as
Paul takes the microphone outta his back pocket and begins to
speak...,]]
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Brock
Lesnar! THE NEXT BIG THING!! Haha... I knew I brought you into
this business for a reason and damnit, you are THE BEST! I've
seen many beasts come and go.. but never have I seen anything
like you... you just decimated Scott Steiner!! DO YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH OF A FEAT THAT IS!? [[Brock Nods]]... IT'S NOT OVER
BROCK.. YOUR GOING TO CONTINUE AS THE NEXT.. BIG.. THING.. If
my life depends on it, THESE IDIOTS will see you decimate and
destroy.. Scott got lucky.. but as the same time... he got
unlucky... Brock.. it may be a bit early to be naming
matches.. but at the Pay Per View.. you will face off against
Scott Steiner... it will be... SCOTT STEINER.... VERSES BROCK
LESNAR... IN A EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP... NO DISQUALIFICATION
MATCH!!!!
[[Heyman
leaves the stage area and we fade out with Brock Lesnar
smirking with Scott Steiner's European Championship!]]
[[The
scene fades into the backstage area with The New Age Outlaws,
getting a few sodas. Billy suddenly looks at his ass in the
mirror and along comes Scotty 2 Hotty. catching him!]]
'2
Hot' Scott Two Hotty: Uh
Dude... you looking for poop or something?
'The
Ass Man' Billy Gunn: What
the hell!? Get lost you sick freak!
'2
Hot' Scott Two Hotty: Me
sick? I'm not the one infatuated with asses.. am I?
'The
R-O-A-D Dogg' Jesse James: Haha
Billy.. he got you a good one bro..
'The
Ass Man' Billy Gunn: Shut up
Jesse, Before I completely lose my temper..
'2
Hot' Scott Two Hotty: Scary..
stupid idiot..
'The
R-O-A-D Dogg' Jesse James: HEY!
Scotty, I found it funny as first.. but Billy's right.. your not
joking, your just being an asshole...
'2
Hot' Scott Two Hotty: Damn,
you are stupid aren't you? Of course at first I was just
messing with him, but look at him, he's almost crying about
it..
'The
R-O-A-D Dogg' Jesse James: Now
you've done it..
[[Billy
squeezes his can and drops it on the floor, suddenly attacking
Scotty, throwing him into a wall.. Scotty 2 Hotty soon battles
back but is finally overcome when Road Dogg gets involved and
it turns into a two on one.. both men beat him down until
along comes Rikishi, chasing them both away and attending
to his fallen buddy.]]
INTERCONTENTAL
NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP |
Randy
Orton Vs. Shawn Michaels |
Randy
starts off in the beginning, dominating Michaels,
throwing him into the ropes, on return hitting a
clothesline. Orton beats away at him like a crazied
maniac, trying to show everyone that he is the
DESTINED! He quickly stops punching away at Michaels
and gets him up, whipping him to the corner and
connecting with a big Body Splash and a kick to the
gut... HBK is slumped in the corner. Orton climbs up,
taking 10 precise shots at his forehead eventually
busting Michaels open. The youngster has used such
force that with fists, he has busted him WIDE open.
Randy grabs him outta the corner, flipping him to the
canvas with a Snap Mare Take Over.. running the ropes,
coming back and connecting a Dropkick.. HBK is
squirming in agony, rolling around the ring, holding
his back... The Destined, just smirks before sliding
to the outside, grabbing a chair and putting it in the
corner.. the referee notices it but gets distracted by
Orton.. what's his game plan? Wait.. It'd Ric Flair..
he's sitting in the crowd wearing a wig and beard.. he
jumps over the barrier and slides into the ring,
grabbing the chair and smashing it over Shawn Michaels
as he gets to his feet.. the prone body of HBK falls
to the canvas as Flair leaves the ring and Orton stops
distracting the referee.. pulling up Michaels and...
RKO... he connect---- wait... Shawn twists out of
it... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! He covers and gets a three
count.. by god what a match.. |
WINNER:
Shawn Michaels |
YOU
THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO!?
YOU
THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR!?
YOU
THINK YOUR BETTER?
[[OH
MY GOD!? Its Degeneration X's music.. and what the hell is
this... Orton has by now left the ring and HBK is stumbling
around, looking on in shock as Mr. Ass, Road Dogg and X-PAC..
X-PAC!? WHAT THE FUCK IS X-PAC DOING HERE!? The Fans are
cheering like fucking crazy, DEGENERATION X ARE BREAKING THE
FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!! All Three men make their way to the
ring, posing as they go, wearing their DX T-Shirts... Road
Dogg gets a microphone.. as Billy and himself Pose.. X-Pac
stands underneath them and flies into the air with the crotch
shop, shopping X fireworks into the arenas roof... ]]
'The
R-O-A-D Dogg' Jesse James: Ladies
and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls... CHILDREN of all ages,
Degeneration X would like to proudly produce to you.. the B to
the Ass, Mr. Ass.... and the X to tha P to tha A to tha C...
Roll it once again with that hip hop beat!
[[The
fans fucking love it, you can hardly hear anything over
them... X-Pac grabs the microphone ]]
'X
to tha P to tha A to tha C' X-Pac:
Shawn...
were not out here to spoil your party or anything bro.... we
just wanted to Introduce to you, the new era of Sports
Entertainment... DEGENERATION X!! Oh yeah baby! WERE BACK!
Shawn.. me and guys, we have an awesome proposition for ya...
how about, you join us man... you've always been a
Degenerate...your attitude, behavior... you just don't give a
damn, much like us.. so how about it.. would you, join... DX!?
[[Shawn
is still dazed, grabbing the microphone again, stumbling back
towards the ropes and looking like he's about to speak, but he
doesn't, dropping the microphone and making his way to the
backstage area... DX looks on as a cautious Shawn Michaels
backs up the rampway. ]]
INTERCONTENTAL
NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP |
The
Undertaker Vs. The Hurricane |
Undertaker
severely dominated the early going, pounding on
Hurricane like he was nothing but a piece of crap...
we saw many maneuvers from The Big Man.. all old
school, from chokes to armbars and armbars to
Suplexes... The Undertaker knew and had them all in
his arsenal. Hurricane though, tried to fight back,
raking the eyes of The Phenom, causing him to have a
laps in vision for a few minutes and then, jumping to
the top rope, flying off with a Crossbody.. could this
be the turning point!? No.. as Undertaker twists him
around and slams him hard to the canvas. The Deadman attempts
a cover but only gets a 2. This Hurricane is one tough
bastard, getting to his feet along with Taker and receiving
yet some more beatings... The Undertaker, isn't done
of course, picking up into a Flapjack and dropping an
elbow to the sternum.. he finishes off with a long
lasting choke, rolling his eyes back in his head and
standing up, pulling the Superhero with him.. he goes
towards the ropes, but Hurricane fights out, punching
and kicking at Undertaker, finally knocking him to the
ground.. He sits up.. Hurricane runs to the ropes..
dropkick... Taker sits up again.. what the fuck..
Hurricane goes to the top rope.. flying off...
UNDERTAKER CAUGHT HIM WITH A BIG BOOT FROM SIT DOWN
POSITION... Hurricane stumbles back, Taker gets up..
Hurricane runs at him, he reverses, scooping him up
and... Tombstone... he covers and gets the three
count. |
WINNER:
The Undertaker |
YOU
CANNOT BEAT EXTREME!!
[[Paul
Heyman's music hits and out comes The WWE Owner, walking to
the ring cockily... he enters, prancing around like an idiot,
getting huge heat before grabbing a microphone and beginning
to talk..]]
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Shut
off my damn music!!! Well... hello their people... welcome to
the Dubbya, Dubbya, Ee...... brilliant huh? You guys and girls
have seen some of the greatest action any promotion can
deliver.. and you saw it here... in the Dubbya, Dubbya, Ee...
how does that make you feel? Scrap that.. how does that make
me feel... damn sure great I can tell you. Anyways, I'm not
out here to make sure you idiots are enjoying the show, hell
no... but I do want to say a few things..
BILLION
DOLLAR PRINCESS
[[Paul
Heyman looks shocked as Stephanie McMahon's music hits and out
onto the stage she comes, brandishing the IC and Tag Team
Championships.. one over each shoulder, she enters the ring
and grabs a microphone.. Paul almost chokes, he cannot believe
it...]]
'The
Dominate Female' Stephanie McMahon: What's
wrong Paul? Surprised to see me? Heh.. I knew you would be..
so... what am I doing out here huh? I mean, I'm not scheduled,
I'm not WWE Talent.. hell, I'm not even apart of this
company.. right? Well.. no.. your wrong!
- Fans seem shocked - Hey
Paul... why don't you tell these people the deal we had.. go
on.. why don't you tell them -
Paul shakes his head as to say 'no' -..
Fine.. I'll do the honors.. Well People.. Paul's a guy with
heart and integrity.. I can tell you that for sure.. without a
damn doubt... but their is one thing he lacks.. something he
needed to build such a big corporation... He needed money..
and well, with such bad business deals going on between my dad
and brother, he wasn't about to be screwed over.. so he came
to me.. Stephanie McMahon.. are you stupid Paul? I gave you
just under half the money needed to build this business and in
return, you'd give me revenue.. more money, a profit, you'd
re-buy me out with what you've earnt and give me a 20%
increase.. that's amazing, such a brilliant offer and you know
what... I liked it alot, we signed the contracts and
everything, including clauses that my father and brother would
not be allowed ANYWHERE near the business... that's all good,
but I did talk to my pop.. and he had an idea... how about...
what he and my brother did... an hour split.. - Fans Cheer -..
So Paul, how about that?
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Stephanie,
we shook hands... we shook on the fact that you wouldn't
appear on Television.. yet your here and you want more!?
'The
Dominate Female' Stephanie McMahon: NEVER..
trust a McMahon, Paul... you should know that!
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Obviously...
Steph.. your going to fight me either way.. if I say no, your
going to stick around and if I say yes.. it could be good for
business... so I'm going to do, what's good for business..
so.. if you want.. let's get this party started.. but under
MY.. conditions..
'The
Dominate Female' Stephanie McMahon: Fire
away..
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Later
on tonight... me and you will meet privately in the backstage
area.. and at the end of the show.. there will be... a HUGE divide
within the WWE....
'The
Dominate Female' Stephanie McMahon: Well
then Paul... until Later on tonight... goodbye..
[[Stephanie's
music hits as she struts out of the ring and to the backstage
area...]]
[[Triple
H, Randy Orton and Ric Flair are walking through the backstage
when suddenly, Randy is stopped by The Rock... what does The
Rock want?.]]
'The
People's Champion' The Rock: Hey
Jabroni, The Rock saw you get your ass handed to ya by Shawn
Michaels.. THE ROCK thought you were a legend killer... The
Rock thinks you talk a bunch of monkey crap, jabroni!
[[Randy
moves into the face of The Rock, but HHH pulls him back...]]
'The
Game' Triple H: Calm
down Randy, let me handle this... Heh, Rock.. you've got some
balls man.. haven't you? I mean, you come over here, knowing
that your about to get in the face of the Evolution, and don't
even stutter? That's some feat Rock.. it's a shame though, a
damn shame.. because you won't make it to the finals of this
tournament so I can kick your ass!
'The
People's Champion' The Rock: Ohhh..
is that so Triple H? Well man, The Rock's disappointed too..
but never mind.. if you want to go one on one with THE GREAT
ONE.. so bad.. then we can do it, uh, right here.. right
now... The Rock isn't cared Triple H.. in fact, The Rock says
this... one on one, two on one, or even all three of you candy
ass jabroni's on one.. The Rock will STILL, lay the Smackdown
on ALLLLL your candy asses..
'The
Game' Triple H: Tell
you what.. 'People's Fake'... you next week on RAW... take on
young Randy here one on one and if you win.. then I'll think
about going one on one with you.. how about that?
'The
People's Champion' The Rock: Heh,
Listen you stupid monkey ass son of a bitch, The Rock doesn't
give a damn about Randy Orton or Triple H, inside the ring..
The Rock wants you.. either of you, both of you, it doesn't
matter... right here, right now.. so you stupid pieces of
trailer trash.. The Rock says... JUST.. BRING IT!
'The
Game' Triple H: Randy..
now you can beat his ass...
[[Orton
strikes The Rock with left and right hands, beating him into
the wall area.. he's dominating when Rock laughs off his
punches, ducking a shot and throwing him into the wall.. HHH
grimaces in anger before running at The Great One, clothesline
him to the floor.. Flair joins in as The Evolution stomp down
on him.. just then, into the scene runs John Cena with a
chair, whacking out Ric.. The Game then backs off... raising
his arms as officials come and break everything up.]]
WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER TO ELIMINATION CHAMBER |
Mr.
Ass Vs. John Cena |
Both
men locked up with alot of Interference from Road
Dogg.. Billy eventually got the upper hand, beating
down Cena for best part of the early going, slamming
him with a Jackhammer and covering, only getting a
near 2 count. Road Dogg and X-Pac look on in aguish as
Mr. Ass throws him to the ropes, on return attempting
a clothesline.. but he ducks, running off the ropes,
flying through the air and connecting a huge Crossbody
decking one half of the New Age Outlaws... He covers,
but only gets a 2 because of X-Pac interfering,
pulling him outta the ring.. Mr. Ass distracts the
referee for a good 10 minutes claiming to of hurt his
leg when down to the ring bolts Rikishi... fending off
Road Dogg, throwing him into the steel steps.. Scott
Two Hotty follows, but instead going after X-Pac...
beating him over the barricade.. Cena slides back into
the ring, dazed and hurt, stumbling around and... FAME
ASSER!! CONNECTION! He covers, but Hotty pulls him to
the outside.. the referee is to distracted by the cut
on Cena's head to notice Rikishi setting up the Steel
steps and Scotty on the ring apron... I cannot believe
what is just about to happen.. he has him in position
for a Rikishi Driver as Scotty comes flying off the
top rope.. WHAM... Road Dogg intervenes with a huge
clothesline stopping Rikishi from connecting... Mr.
Ass somehow gets back into the ring and walks strait
into an F-U.. but Mr. Ass somehow slides off, kicking
him to the gut and hitting the one and only for the
pinfall. |
WINNER:
Mr. Ass |
[[Matt
Hardy is sitting in the backstage area watching the monitor
when Jeff comes over.. both men stare each other down for a
little while.. ]]
'The
GOD of Extreme' Jeff Hardy: Well
big brother.. long time no see.. not that I'm bothered..
'Version
One' Matt Hardy:
Little
bro.. your defiantly lacking some Mattitude..
'The
GOD of Extreme' Jeff Hardy: And
that's a bad thing?
'Version
One' Matt Hardy:
Of
course it is.. you could join Shannon and be my follower...
'The
GOD of Extreme' Jeff Hardy: I'd
rather get cheered by this stupid ass fans..
'Version
One' Matt Hardy:
That's
not my little brother talking.. that's somebody in denial..
'The
GOD of Extreme' Jeff Hardy: Denial
of what exactly?
'Version
One' Matt Hardy:
Denial
of your love for Mattitude..
[[Jeff
shakes his head in disbelief... before smirking evilly.. ]]
'The
GOD of Extreme' Jeff Hardy: Tell
you what Matt.. I'll join Mattitude... how about that?
'Version
One' Matt Hardy:
Really!?
That's brilliant... Okay, firstly my Mattitude Follower.. we
need to get you kitted out.. let's go!
[[Matt
and Jeff walk off to a loud amount of cheers... ]]
WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER TO ELIMINATION CHAMBER |
Mike
Sanders Vs. Goldberg |
Mike
Sanders dominated every damn piece of this match,
decimating poor old Goldberg. He wanted into the next
round so bad that he took Da Man to the limits
in a performance which lasted minutes. He setup
Goldberg for a Jackhammer, somehow getting him into
the air when he realized that he was being brought
down.. he somehow reversed it to make his opponent get
the brunt of it... Goldberg soon fought back,
attempting a spear, but Sanders move, hitting the 3.0 Neckbreaker
and picking up the 1-2-3 win. |
WINNER:
Mike Sanders |
[[The
Undertaker is seen walking through the backstage area with
Mideon and Viscera... he seems to be in a world of his own,
leading his troops when the camera hears some sort of
grunting.. then in a sudden shock, we notice a black body bag
being dragged along the floor.. someone is inside, but who!?]]
'The
Phenom' The Undertaker:
Viscera,
please take care of our guest.. we've yet to dispense of him
correctly.. the creatures of the night are waiting.. if he
arrives in bad condition, we will have trouble convincing them
to take his soul...
'The
Following Power' Viscera: Sorry
master.. I apologize from the bottom of my lifeless soul..
haha...
'The
Phenom' The Undertaker:
Indeed..
[[The
Undertaker walks off leaving Mideon and Viscera staring each
other down..]]
'The
Second Disciple' Mideon:
You
need to perfect the evil laugh..
'The
Following Power' Viscera: Does
this look like a joking matter Mideon? Now hurry up, bring the
body...
[[Mideon
drags the body bag across the floor entering a dark room..
inside candles are lit.. and we just about see a cross.. they
unzip the body bag... AND OH MY FUCKING GOD.. IT'S SHAWN
MICHAELS!! THE MINISTRY HAVE THE FUCKING HEARTBREAK KID...
Undertaker helps pick him up as the scene fades to
commercial... when we return, Michaels is strapped onto the
cross as Taker begins his ritual ceremony.. ]]
'The
Phenom' The Undertaker:
Creatures
of the night... feast on the body of this mortal... disease
his carcass and tear apart his heart.. steal his soul, reap
his mind... CREATURES OF THE NIGHT.. I COMMAND YOU... TAKE
THIS MORTAL!!
[[Suddenly,
into the room busts police offers with batons and shields,
beating down both members of the ministry as they try to
attack... All three are eventually arrested and escorted out
of the arena]]
WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER TO ELIMINATION CHAMBER |
Kane
Vs. Rob Van Dam |
Rob
Van Dam battles away against this monster, taking the
early advantage before throwing him into the ropes, delivering
a huge clothesline, not taking him off his feet, but
stumbling the big man. Kane continues to get beat upon
before finally hitting the ground after a huge Split
legged clothesline. Van Dam is getting huge boos from
the audience after every move he makes, stomping down
on Kane and getting the big guy to his feet. The match
continues on with more left and right hands, following
up with a Big Boot from Kane, who somehow got back
into it, giving RVD more than he bargained for... both
men take it to the outside, wanting some more of the
action when finally.. Rob uses the barricade to his
advantage, tripping Kane head first onto it... with
The Big Red Machine bent over the Barricade, RVD went
to the ring apron, said 'ROB VAN DAM', followed by an
up yours then a huge cartwheel kick to the back of
Kane. The referee applies the 10 count in which stops
at 6... Kane is the one who somehow surprisingly got
back into the ring and went back to the outside,
rolling in RVD... both men attack out at each other
whilst their, with RVD ducking a clothesline and
walking strait into a Chokeslam... Kane lifts him up
high into the air... KICK TO THE FACE.. Rob drops out
of the CHOKESLAM... sweeping out Kane's feet. jumping
into the air, using the turnbuckle.. split legged
Moonsault.. he covers picking up the 1-2-3. |
WINNER:
Rob Van Dam |
[[Kane
leaves the ring in devastation, making his way to the back, officials
stare at his ugly face.. when suddenly, he explodes, punching
out referees and backstage workers, leaving them in heaps
across the floor... he walks through the carnage like a man possessed,
looking for the first superstar he can find and oh shit, he
finds Raven who is also pissed off, both men trade left and
right hands as Raven takes control, kneeing Kane in the gut,
taking him by the hair and bouncing him off a nearby desk..
he's controlling the fight and is doing it in style, taking
him towards a nearby glass window and throwing him threw..
Kane lands in a heap, cut up, busted, battered.. but he sits
up, glass falling off him, blood pouring out of his arm, back
and heads, he laughs.. getting to his feet and walking over to
Raven, punching down on him, laughing at the same time.. this
man is a fucking monster, he picks Raven up, ramming him head
first into the nearest wall, keeping him on his shoulder and
ramming him again, fucking atrocious. Raven falls off,
dropping to the floor.. no normal man can take that sort of
punishment.. and what's this.. Kane drags him across the floor
by his leg, taking him through two double doors and into the
parking lot... he takes Raven over towards a nearby stretch
limo, throwing him onto the windscreen.. he climbs onto the
top of the limo, denting it slightly with every step.. the
limo driving doesn't have a clue what's happening as Raven
slowly crawls onto the top of the limo... The Driver is
crapping himself and accidentally steps on the gas,
accelerating out of the arena and onto the main road.. Raven
and Kane are battling it out ON TOP OF A MOVING LIMO, WHAT THE
FUCK! THIS IS FUCKING DANGEROUS, STOP THE DAMN LIMO.. SOMEBODY
STOP THIS!! Raven gets the upper hand, taking Kane towards the
back end of the limo and almost knocking him off, but somehow
he keeps his balance, battling back against the odds, picking
Raven up and.. CHOKESLAM!! How the fuck is Kane even doing
this on top of a moving Limo... He picks Raven up as the
driver comes to a sudden holt, throwing both men off the side
into some nearby street cans and trash... he speeds off as
Raven lays unconscious and Kane sits up.. smirking evilly...
the scene fades out. ]]
WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER TO ELIMINATION CHAMBER |
Chris
Jericho Vs. Stone Cold |
Chris
Jericho starts off with the slight advantage, knocking
down Austin at every run attempt.. eventually whipping
him to the ropes and on return, planting him with a
huge dropkick. The Rattlesnake is still very dazed,
coming off that move and getting to his feet, he walks
strait into Y2J, who lifts him up and connects a
Suplex.. taunting to the fans. Could we see a win for
Y2J here tonight!? He covers but Austin kicks out at
2, somehow getting to his feet with help from Jericho,
he battles back with shots to the mid-section,
throwing Y2J into the ropes and catching him with a
Lou Thez Press... it could be all right their.. he
beats away at The Ayatollah before running to the
ropes, hitting the forearm drop deep into the gullet
of Y2J. The fans are chanting 'Austin, Austin' as he
pulls Jericho up and drops him with a Jawbreaker,
covering but only getting 2. Both men slowly get back
up, taking their time to re-cooperate... once at their
feet, Y2J attacks with a clothesline which Austin
ducks, spinning him around into a kick to the gut,
finishing off with a massive Stunner and a pinfall for
the 1-2-3. |
WINNER:
Steve Austin |
[[Aftermath:
Austin
is ecstatic, celebrating on every top rope before finally
asking for around 4 beers, catching every one.. he opens one,
pours it down himself, trying to drink as much as he can..
then as Y2J gets up.. hands him one.. both men stare each
other down as they open their cans and toast each other.. just
then, MIDDLE FINGER.. STUNNER!! Austin stuns Jericho for a
SECOND TIME, celebrating further.. just then, through the
crowd comes none other than Christian, to the aid of his
friend, he slides into the ring and decks Austin with an I'm
Prettier.. helping Jericho to the backstage area. ]]
[[Paul
Heyman is in the backstage area, just about to get ready for
his meeting when suddenly up to him comes The Coach.. angling
for an interview..]]
'The
Coach' Jonathon Coachman: Paul..
can I get a quick word..
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Eh?
Okay.. hurry up..
'The
Coach' Jonathon Coachman: Thanks..
uh, the question of everybodies mind, apart from the split, is
how the World Championship Tournament will continue..
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Haha,
I have to admit, I didn't see that one coming.. well..
Austin, Rob Van Dam, Kane and Mr. Ass have all gone
through right?
'The
Coach' Jonathon Coachman: Yes
sir, yes they have..
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Good..
because once the final two are threw.. we will have the 6 in
which at our PPV.. 'INSULT TO INJURY'... will face off in a
HUGE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH for the World Championship..
'The
Coach' Jonathon Coachman: Are
you serious!?
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Do
I look to be joking Coach? All were waiting for is either
Rock/Christian/Triple H/Angle and we will have our final
two...
'The
Coach' Jonathon Coachman: Any
other special announcements?
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Uh
yeah.. whilst I'm here... at the PPV.. you will see Scott
Steiner taking on Brock Lesnar, defending his European
Championship in a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH! The
Intercontental Championship will be on the line when
Undertaker and Shawn Michaels face off... and a match I've
just recently decided on.. after much deliberation.. next week
on RAW.. you will see.. RANDY ORTON GOING ONE ON ONE WITH THE
ROCK! Now Coach, I have a meeting to attend to..
'The
Coach' Jonathon Coachman: Folks,
if that isn't a clue then what is? How could Paul Heyman make
a match between two guys who he doesn't know that are on his
hour.. could we have just been told a little piece of
information? Stayed tuned to find out!
[[The
scene fades to a WWE Desire commercial..]]
WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER TO ELIMINATION CHAMBER |
Kurt
Angle Vs. Triple H |
Kurt
Angle and HHH battled it out in what was the second
best event of the night. We saw much action in this
match up with Kurt Angle taking the early of the match
with many great maneuvers. We went from armbars to
head scissor take overs.. and Kurt continued his early
domination half way through the back, beating on The
Game in the corner, taking him out of their and
hitting a huge dropkick. It was defiantly a tough
battle.. eventually we came to a point where both men
had hit a double clothesline knocking each other down.
After a count, we were back with it, at square one
again, this time with HHH taking the advantage, Randy
Orton and Ric Flair then slinked down to the ring,
watching as The Game decimates his opponent with hard
placed right hands.. he throws him to the outside and
distracts the referee giving Flair and Orton the
chance of a double team, which they do greatly and
move away, dropping Angle onto the barricade... HHH
Finally comes to the outside perfectly placing his
every shot on our Olympic Hero before throwing him
into the steel steps... Flair grabs a chair and tells
Orton to climb on the apron and distract the referee,
which he does... whilst this is happening.. Flair runs
into the scene, flying through the air like Superman,
planting the chair deep into the skull of Kurt Angle,
Flair lays low as HHH takes him into the ring and gets
him up... wait, whilst HHH is wasting time, Angle is
up, ANGLE SLAM!! No... Triple H drops out, kick to the
gut... PEDIGREE!! He covers and picks up the 1-2-3. |
WINNER:
Triple H |
[[The
Hurricane is walking through the backstage when out of
no-where comes Booker T.. driving by in his mini-car..
accidentally knocking down Hurricane.. The Book drives off as
The Hurricane lays their hurt.. what the hell was that about?]]
WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER TO ELIMINATION CHAMBER |
The
Rock Vs. Christian |
The
cage lowers locking both men inside in what will be
one hell of a match.. Christian attacks from behind,
knocking The Rock into the corner, beating down on him
with left and right hands before taking him out and
flipping him over with a snap mare take down.. he
locks in a headlock submission, squeezing Rock's
head.. That could and should be hurting like hell..
Rock battles back to his feet though with elbows,
hitting every shot deep in the gut of Christian before
bouncing off the ropes, coming back and decking
Christian with a massive clothesline. The Brahma Bull
is on FIRE pulling his opponent up and whipping him
face first into the cage.. Rock wants to inflict
punishment on him and is going totally the right way
about it, throwing Christian for a second time face
first into the steel cage.. Christian bounces off
again, turning around and walking into a ROCK BOTTOM!!
NO!! Elbow shot to the back of the head... and
another, and another, by god Christian is battling
back, he fights out, grabbing Rock and throwing him
into the corner, running with a big splash, taking him
out and DDT! Rock is down! Rock is down! The fans boo
as Christian gets him back up.. throwing him face
first into the cage, busting the People's Champion
wide open.. and I mean wide open.. Christian is in
shock at the bloody face of Rock when Glass Shatters
and to the ring with a steel chair runs Austin,
knocking out the referee guarding the entrance to the
steel cage and ripping off the padlock.. Christian has
no-where to run and tries to jump onto the cage,
attempting to escape.. but Austin is quick, smashing
him with a chair, bringing him down to the canvas...
Christian is almost begging
him to leave him alone.. |
WINNER:
The Rock |
[[Aftermath:
Austin
helps him up.. KICK TO THE GUT.. STUNNER!! Christian falls
like a piece of crap... Rock slowly gets to his feet,
stumbling around and noticing that Christian is down.. he
stands over his head, throwing off his armband.. HE RUNS, AND
AGAIN.. PEOPLE'S.. ELBOW!! He covers.. One... Two.. Three!!
Austin celebrates again along with Rock when all hell breaks
loose and to the ring bolts HHH, he enters
the cage, going toe to toe with Rock.. Austin doesn't get
involved but just watches on as both these men battle it
out... suddenly, here comes Randy Orton, sliding into the ring
and trying to help his pal.. Austin says enough is enough,
attacking Orton.. Christian is by now up, helping out Orton..
by god, we have 5 men battling it out in the middle of the
ring.. and wait, what's this.. it's.. it's.. Mike Sanders...
Rob Van Dam... Mr. Ass.. in succession they all run down to
the ring and get involved.. we have a huge fucking brawl on
our hands.. Suddenly.. Sanders takes control with a chair,
knocking out everyone... he stands tall, chair raised high as
we fade to the backstage area... ]]
[[After
that amazing action.. we cut back to the closed meeting with
Paul Heyman and his attorney seating opposite of Stephanie and
hers... the private meeting has finally finished, now the
public meeting may begin.]]
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Well...
haha, this turned out to be pretty good, didn't it Steph?
'The
Dominate Female' Stephanie McMahon: I
think we made a mutually good business deal.. yes!
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Hmm,
well.. ladies first..
'The
Dominate Female' Stephanie McMahon: Thankyou...
okay ladies and gentlemen, superstars of the WWE.. I would
like to officially name the Hour 2 Superstars, controlled by
myself, Stephanie McMahon.. they are... in no certain order...
|
Chris
Jericho |
Mike
Sanders |
The
Undertaker |
Steve
Austin |
Christian |
Vampiro |
Rob
Van Dam |
Charlie
Haas |
Jamie
Noble |
New
Age Outlaws |
X-Pac |
Johnny
The Bull w/ FBI |
Shawn
Michaels |
Too
Cool |
Hollywood
Hogan |
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: It
looks like a good line up.. but lemme introduce to you.. the
line up of ALL line ups.. THE HOUR 1 ROSTER.. represented and
run by myself, Paul Heyman... we have..
|
Triple
H |
The
Rock |
John
Cena |
Jeff
Hardy |
Booker
T |
Hurricane |
Scott
Steiner |
Brock
Lesnar |
Raven |
Kane |
Edge |
Matt
Hardy |
Randy
Orton |
Val
Venis |
Rhyno |
'The
Extremist' Paul Heyman: Heh,
Stephanie.. it's good doing business with you.. but.. uh..
their is a problem.. I mean, yeah you made some valid points
when you gave what I told you was half the money we needed to
run the business.. but that's just business men for you.. you
see, I took your money and implied to you, that you would be
half owner, silently, picking up the profit... knowing if
you'd come back, I'd have something up my sleeve.. you see..
you don't own 50 percent.. but 25... and the other 25
percent.. belongs too... and I'd like to introduce him
formally... the NEW CO-GENERAL MANAGER OF HOUR 2.... ERIC...
BISCHOFF...
[[Paul
drops the piece of paper face up and walks out of the room
laughing... we fade to a split screen.. one of the fallen
picture and one of Stephanie McMahon's disgusted face...]]
[[Fade
Out WWE logo]]
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