The Bums Lost
by N Johann Schlausenberg

Just recently I saw some strange creatures coming out of the woods.  They had on tie-dyed shirts and bandanas and were unclean and unshaven.  I didn’t know at first that these critters were the mythical hippies I’ve heard so much about.  It was common knowledge that the hippies had become endangered but never declared extinct.  Sure enough it was a pack of them.  For some reason they didn’t seem so happy.  That puzzled me.  I was led to believe that this bunch was a joyful crew, believing in free love and peace and equality.  Well that’s not all they believed in but we’ll get to that in a moment. 
Instead of having an unaffected demeanor they displayed the opposite.  It was up close that I could witness the dejected slouch in their posture.  It was more than a jaded cynicism that wafted through the air.  A camera would have been handy at that moment.  What a sight to see. 
There are some hippies today that are emotionally unable to accept that they lost the war.
Sure most of them have cut their hair and traded in their Volkwagen Beetles but there is still a sense of bewilderment amongst them.  I suppose it comes from thinking that they were invincible.  This is typical among fanatical authoritarians.  The irony is that the hippies were supposedly fighting against a repressive society when it was them all along that were the true dictators.
They had a formidable and prepared army. Decades before the 1960s arrived they were planning.  They looked upon the landscape of the United States and declared that it was christian and that it had to be destroyed.  Yet they were ultimately found to be lacking.  Their philosophies fizzled when brought to light.  When compared with the truth, their arsenal was found to be nothing more than the proverbial equivalent of whiffle ball bats. 
Did they have strong leaders?  Not really, but they made up for in it weak-kneed depraved substitutes.  I recall one Dr Spock.  He was the fellow that introduced gullible Americans to the false notion that spanking a child would damage his emotional growth. 
But there were many others.   There was the infamous reprobate Gloria Steinem and her cohort Betty Friedan.
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 They were ultimately responsible for the dogma of eqalitarianism.  Inseminating their refuse into the collective mind of America they declared that a girl can do anything a boy can do and do it better.  Now forty years later we see that there are plenty of things a boy can do that a girl cannot.  And the things that the girls are now doing often times require a little assistance from the boys.  So it was again, another argument of theirs proven to be a flop.  Everything their entire manifesto was based upon was a lie.  Simply put, they didn’t know God.  Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

More of earth’s citizens than ever have now learned the war is over and that the weaker side belonged to the freaks and that the freaks lost.  All that is left is to keep promulgating the good news.  Keep letting the world know that the philosophies of the deviants have come unraveled.
Keep letting them know in the words of Jeffrey Lebowski, “The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. "

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