Various humorous and memorable lines from the film
Constable Hooke: "There's been a 'orrible mistake...they've mixed up the marryin' with the buryin'!"
(as he begins the wedding): "We are gathered here to pay our last respects...uh, no...I..."
(during the wedding): "If there be anyone present who can show just cause why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, let him speak...now?...or forever hold his peace."
(after the ceremony): "I now pronounce you man and wife...May heaven have mercy on my soul!"
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