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KABOOM!

Now that I've got that outta my system, it's time for me to begin our day. I think we shall start with me telling you all about my dream.

LaLa Land Summary
In my dream, I kidnapped Adam Lamberg. He was hot. The end.

Slut Of The Week
My slut of the week award goes to... *drum roll*...
HILLARY DUFF!
*confetti and anthrax rain down on Hillary's head* Yes, yes, who else could my award go to? I mean, it's Slut Of The Week and "slut" is Hillary's middle name! Some of you may be asking, "Why her? Why does she deserve this award?" Well, I have a good answer. Hillary Duff raped my man. We all know she did! She probably slept with the script writer to get in that nice little kiss. And then she goes and rapes such a wonderful actor like Adam... Oh, Come on! Everyone knows she raped him behind the scenes, right? Right?

Joke Of The Week
Brought To You By... Khryz. As usual.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe Mama.
I hate Knock Knock jokes. That's the last one I'll let Khryz do, I swear.

Viewer Of The Week
Our viewer of the week is Anna King in Santa Rosa, CA. Anna sent in 30 new smiley faces, which can be seen on Anna's Page!

A Day In The Life Of De
Today, I'm shopping. I need my daily dose of guys, so I think I might go see the Lizzie McGuire Movie (Adam Lamberg... *pant*... so hot it hurts...) and throw popcorn at Hillary Duff when she comes on the screen. Then again, if I do that, I'll get the shit beaten out of me by ten year old girls!

Boy Of The Week
Tom hasn't gotten half the props he deserves lately! So he's the boy of the week! Thomas Andrew Felton is the single hottest guy ever to walk the plant! (Plus, he's rich!) Although he's a bit of a pedfile, we still love him!

Galleries and Such
For pictures or other stupid links and stuff, check the main links below. If you have just taken a time machine here from 1490, then we have a nice tutorial prepared for you.
Step One- Move your mouse (The white plastic oval object at the side of the keyboard, or the small red button on your keyboard, if you are using a laptop) across the screen and place it over the words underlined with Click Here To See __.
Step Two-Press the right button on your mouse twice. Your computer should make some whirring noises and then the screen will change. Do not commit suicide at this point!
Repeat As Neccessary

That's all for today. More tomorrow. See ya on the Spic Side!

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