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7-15-04 5:00 P.M. Please enter "PassSentence" here: [_________]

Another day of mowing grass comes to an end. It's really hot outside so the little sprinkle's of rain was greatly appreciated. So far I have gotten a little more than half way on the grass. We have more than 4 acres, plus doing it with a push mower isn't helping, but it's fun.

So, I've been playing pool a lot, and even holding a few tournaments of my own. Well, I don't know if I made a guy mad or what, but I recieved an email this morning from him with an .EXE file attatched. He claims that he hasn't used that email account in a while so, I don't know what to believe. Oh well.

*******BREAKING NEWS*******

Well, not really, but I think Kevin and I are finally getting over our differences and begining our friendship over. Thank god, cause I've really missed talking to him about of the wall type stuff. Not to mention having someone to talk to about things besides Ashlie. Ashlie is a wonderful person to talk to about things, but I gotta have a Male person also.

Speaking of Ashlie, her and I talked on the phone today, again LOL. I love her. She's going to send me Excel, because my XP doesn't have it, and I really need it! We got into a discussion about something on her blog, and she said that I would need her "Password" to fix it.. Turns out it's a 3-10 word password. Hence, passSentence.

Okay, I will update tonight if anything big happens.

Ian

7-13-04 10:27 P.M. " 'Fiasco' sheryl, she will tell you otherwise."

So today I woke up from a wonderful night of firsts. Ashlie is mine, and you can't have her! hehe. Anywho, we went blog-whoring and I was a little scared because I was a virgin to it. After my first post on someone's blog that I didn't even know, it was a little easier. After our date, we began fooling around a little. All I know is that I woke up this morning Naked with my webcam still going pointed at me on my bed. Obviously I know more than that, but that's all you get to know :)

Okay so I began the day with a few games of pool. Not bad.

Sheryl(my aunt) awakes and the first thing she does is hit's the bong. Pothead! She immediately falls back asleep. I end up having to feed the horses. Not bad.

Upon arriving back from the horse pasture, I notice the dishes are still in the sink from last night. I wash them. I clean the entire kitchen while I am at it. Not Bad.

After the kitchen is spotless, I notice that the trash needs to be taken out and to the big container we have down at the egg farm. I go grab the 4-wheeler with trailer, load up the trash, and comb through the yard due to the wind blowing paper all over. I bring everything back to the farm and unload it into the container. Not Bad.

After the trash chore, I notice that my room isn't up to par with it being clean. So I take everything, dust it, organize it, etc. Good, clean smelling room now. Not Bad.

I finish vacuuming my room, roll up the power cord on the back of it, and notice that April, Sheryl's coworker, is in the living room, smoking pot with her. *cough cough cough cough cough cough* That's all you hear. Not to mention WE live on private property owned by the Farm. If they catch her smoking, posessing or anything to do with any type of drug, We 1. Have no Job. 2. Have no place to live. and 3. Are SOL! She just doesn't respect my uncle and I like that. Oh yeah, did I mention she has already gotten 2 DUI's and still to this day Drinks and Drives? Bad. Very Bad.

I hate potheads. They take up all of MY air with that damn shit that smells like a fucking racoon's ass. Next time you or someone you know takes a hit of that shit, think about licking a racoon's asshole. To some people they would be like "ewww, get it away.." Other's, well they are probably thinking of fighting words in their head right now.

So, with all of the anger I had built up inside of me throughout the day, I decide to cut our 5 acres of grass with our push mower. I only got about a half of it done, but plenty enough to release my frustrations. Plus I really felt like sweating today. I'm going to finish cutting it tomorrow when I get home.

Sheryl really needs to get a life. Yeah, she works. Woo-Hoo. She doesn't pay her bills. The only bill that she pays is to the Bartender and to the guy selling weed inside the bar. Plus, she bitches way too damn much. The past 3 days since she has been back from sleeping with that other guy, she has done zilch. Oh wait, she did eat some food. Does that count?

Many of you are wondering, "Why doesn't your uncle tell her to get out!?" He has. For some reason, he can't let her go. There is no sex, so count that out. When she cooks, everything is burnt hence I cook most of the time. When she comes to work, she does a piss-poor job. And She is sleeping with another guy! What a fucking bitch.

Sorry that you guys had to hear all of that.

And to add insult to injury, we have cows in our yard. Sheryl left the front gate open, the one that we drive out of. So, with that said, Unc's and I had to chase down 5 cows out in the middle of the highway. GRRR!

On a different note. Ashlie,

I

Love

You!

Ian


7-13-04 12:21 A.M. "Get your booty to the corner!!"

Hence the title, Ashlie and I are going to go Blog Whoring. Basically just go to a butt load of other peoples blogs that we have never been to and try to get them to come to ours :)

I'll keep ya informed on how it went.

Ian

P.S.: You think Richard Petty would put this logo on his car?


7-12-04 7:15 P.M. I'm Really Surfing The Net. Literally...

Finally. I did it. I got fed up with Earthlink's poop, and gave customer service a call to cancel services. While talking to 5 different people, who were all from Asia, I was wanting to ask them to say "Land of Opportunity"(Ebaums World). Finally, I just asked to speak with a supervisor. He told me he couldn't cancel because I have the service going through Sprint, our telephone company. So, I call them and give them the 411 on what all is going on. 2 Hours later, Bye Bye Earthlink! Get your 13 megabyte toolbar outta my way too!.

So I head into town and stop by "Surfin The Net". I got my dial-up through them turned back on, along with TurboŠ Acceleration. This is like the best dial-up service ever!

On a different note, to everyone who watched the Nextel Race yesterday, I am sorry. Tony Stewart should not be able to race in a NASCAR sanctioned event ever. In case you missed it, on a green-flag restart, He passes Sterling Marlin, tries to fall back into line before turns 1 + 2, and rams right into Kasey Kahne, who is going to be rookie of the year. Tony and Kasey have had a run in before, where Tony spun out Kasey. Kahne was on his way to win the Tropicana 400 yesterday, but due to a Stupid, Idiotic Stewart, Kahne will have to look for another race to win at. Now I'm not sure what NASCAR is going to do about all of this, but it will more than likely be a slap on the hand type of fine(which he has had plenty of in the past). I'm not saying this out of frustration due to Dale's poor showing. I'm saying it out of the fact that a young rookie should have won the race. Instead, an overbearing dumbass won it. Thanks Tony for keeping Nextel and NASCAR well supplied with money out of your pocket.

Tonight, I'm holding my 3rd of Qualifying for my Invitational in Yahoo Pool. Here are the Rules and Standings so far for it. If you aren't busy tonight around 8 or 11 ish, come by and join!. Crap Speaking of Which, I gotta go!

Ian


"You're not getting the checkbook!" 7-12-04 2:00 A.M.

I am making a Header for Ashlie's Blog. Wish me luck! I will update again in a bit.


A Brand New Look... 7-11-04 2:00 A.M.

Everyone be sure to update your bookmarks, favorites, links, etc to the new URL. Thank you!

Anywho, I figured I would make a totally new blog, being as that I like Dale Jr, designing, and blogging, so what the heck. There isn't much on here right now, but It will slowly turn into something huge! Trust me!

In other news, Ashlie can vouch for me that I have been up to nothing except pool lately. Just been playing a lot of tourney's at Yahoo! and today I found out that I am going to be a Tournament Director, which is pretty cool. If you have some free time, swing by the room "Curmedgeon". I will probably be in there.

This whole entire past week has been fulfilled with me being sick, and my aunt and uncle fighting. She is drinking way too much, and tonight she tried to slag the fact that the reason why she does it, is because him and I don't pick up after ourselves. Total Lie. I'm not even there half the day and when I am, I am unconcious sleeping. So, yeah.

Oh yeah! Raceday is Today. Nextel Cup at Chicagoland Speedway in Joilet, Illinois. Be sure to tune into NBC now(no longer FOX) and watch the high-speed action!

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm at work and tired. See you tomorrow.

Ian