S M A C K D O W N ! L I V E

All of a sudden the intro Smackdown video package begins to play as it shows the same video as last week.. this time with added clips of the Main Event last Thursday.. just then, the famous music hits...

"The Beautiful People"

I don't want you and I don't need you
don't bother to resist, I'll beat you
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
the weak ones are there to justify the strong

the beautiful people, the beautiful people
it's all relative to the size of your steeple
you can't see the forest for the trees
you can't smell your own shit on your knees

Hey you, what do you see?
something beautiful, something free?
hey you, are you trying to be mean?
if you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean

the horrible people, the horrible people
it's as anatomic as the size of your steeple
capitalism has made it this way,
old-fashioned fascism will take it away

Hey you, what do you see?
something beautiful, something free?
hey you, are you trying to be mean?
if you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean

there's no time to discriminate,
hate every motherfucker
that's in your way
the worms will live in every host
it's hard to pick which one they eat most

Hey you, what do you see?
something beautiful, something free?
hey you, are you trying to be mean?
if you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean

The Smackdown video package comes to an end as the cameras open up taking a spin around the jam packed MCI Center, Live in WASHINGTON DC.. when just then...

IT'S TIME.. TO GET... REMEMBERED!..

The fans boo as the arena darkens and out standing on the entrance ramp comes Jeff Hardy. He stands looking forward as fireworks attempt to go off but stop.. Jeff can't believe it, continuing to slowly walk down the rampway. Suddenly a big screech his heard and his music stops.. what the hell is going on here!? First the fireworks don't go, then the music stops, someone in the video truck outside the arena must really be messing things up. Hardy enters the ring, slowly soaking up the boos before making his way over the corner and getting a microphone from the ring announcer. The Fans boo and scream things at him, trying to upset the youngster as he slumps in the corner, falling to the floor and sitting.

[- Jeff Hardy 'THE FORGOTTEN SOUL' -] Why do things never go right for me... What have I done so wrong? Who have I betrayed in a previous life to be treated so badly? I've been defeated two weeks running, firstly by Brock Lesnar, then by Christian... why oh why have I been treated like this? I just don't understand. On my way to the ring, the technicians were supposed to shoot my fireworks, play my music.. yet they stopped both! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! (Jeff Stands Up) I'm feeling depressed to the edge and I'm not letting you people do this to me anymore! You people think it's clever to treat someone like they don't exist!? You think that's smart.. what if I pretended you didn't exist.. maybe I'd do better! (Fans Boo But Jeff ignores them) Your all PATHETIC!! Wasting your time disrespecting me when you could be looking for JOBS.. feeding your kids, getting money together and FINDING A HOUSE instead of a GOD DAMN TRAILER!! Your all TRASH.. I'm getting stronger.. day by day I will realize my own potential and no-body will stop me.. NO-BODY WILL MAKE ME LISTEN TO YOU PEOPLE.. I'm not going down that road again, I'm not going to get warped by you people, letting you make me feel things, think things and believe things which aren't true.. you don't like me.. CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL!

GET READY FOR A.. MATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!

Suddenly Matt Hardy's music hits and the fans begin to cheer, realizing that somebody is going to stop Jeff Hardy.. just then, the titantron flickers and on it is Matt, inside the TECHNICANS TRUCK.. You don't think he's been doing this to his brother do you? Is it possible that Jeff Hardy was being droven to the edge and Matt tried to push him by stopping his fireworks and music? Matt Hardy is relaxed, looking into the camera, not worrying about a thing.. he lets out a little chuckle, followed by a smile. Jeff is furious, walking around the ring in anger as his brother parades himself on the titantron, not even speaking.

[- Matt Hardy 'VERSION ONE' -] Jeff, your never gonna realize are ya? (Jeff tilts his head) Your not good enough for this company little brother.. you never will be! Your so worried about being forgotten, you forget yourself.. you were never remembered or noticed.. so in a logical sense, you have ALWAYS BEEN A NO-BODY! You remember the Hardy boys!? Well it was me who ran that ship and it was you who sunk it, you wanted a battle back then.. I want one now! I've been sitting at home with mom and dad everyday for the past 2 weeks, listening to them drone on about how their little boy is losing the plot.. they aren't wrong, are they? You see Jeff, certain people are capable of certain things and I'm the only person in this industry who can MAKE YOU SEE SENSE! I'm not doing this for you Jeff, I'm not doing it to help Jeff Hardy.. I'm doing it out of love for my family.. the family that you are tearing apart with your acusations. Personally I couldn't give a crap, Personally I'd let you continue on, plodding away like a no-body, being further hated, debated and disliked.. but mom and dad want their little boy back.. and I'll give them exactly that! So Jeff.. at Insult To Inujury, whether you like it or not.. whether it's offical or not.. you will find yourself having a serious... MATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!

Jeff drops the microphone and runs to the back in search of his brother as Matt continues laughing..

Vampiro - vs - The Big Show [SINGLES MATCH]
The Big Show really took it to Vampiro in the early going, decimating the dark assassian. He started off with many right and left hands, moving into some huge powermoves, connecting most of them. The Big Show kept signalling to the outside and pointing at Lawrence Taylor, telling him 'this is how it's done' Meanwhile, Vampiro had time to re-couporate and got back into things with a couple of solid low blows, moving into dropkicking his knees and trying to get him on the canvas. Show was difficult to budge but finally went down to a chop block of the knee. Vampiro isolated Big Show on the ground with a couple of armbars, moving quickly into an elbow drop. Vampiro obviously dominated the half-way point of the match and looked to be wearing down The Show when suddenly, onto the apron jumped Taylor, trying to distract the Dark Angel.. Vampiro left Big Show and knocks Taylor off the apron with a clothesline, leaving the Dark Angel to turn around and walk strait into a ONE LEGGED CHOKESLAM! Show hopped up to his decent leg, went to hit the Chokeslam but down the through the crowd and into the ring came EDDIE AND CHAVO GUERRERO, Chavo distracted the referee whilst Eddie slid into the ring and took out Big Show with a Metal Pipe.. Vampiro took his chance and covered, getting the 3 count.

Winner: Vampiro

Taz is shown walking through the backstage area with a towel on his head, he walks through the back as though he's on a mission when walking past him comes Rob Van Dam, his ECW Team Mate.

[- Rob Van Dam 'THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW' -] Hey dude, how's it going? I saw what you said about Steve Corino. Man, he is apart of ECW.. weren't you a little bit harsh?

[- Taz 'THE HUMAN WRECKIN' MACHINE' -] All's fair in love and war Rob!

[- Rob Van Dam 'THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW' -] Yeah, but the war were fighting is against the nWo..

[- Taz 'THE HUMAN WRECKIN' MACHINE' -] Grow tha fuck up Rob.. we aint fighting any war, were just apart of it, liKe everyone else in this company.

[- Rob Van Dam 'THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW' -] Chill out bro, don't get worked up...

[- Taz 'THE HUMAN WRECKIN' MACHINE' -] Don't get worked up? Why dont'chu take a look behind you?

Oh Shit, IT'S CHRISTIAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! Christian smashes it over RVD's head, knocking him to the floor.. Taz just watches as Christian litteratly jumps down onto his knees, punching the living crap out of Van Dam.. Christian is heard grunting as Rob gets decimated.. Why wont Taz stop this!? He's your god damn Team Mate and your not even helping him!! Raven comes rushing into the scene pulling Christian off and throwing him out of the way.. Christian quickly runs off leaving Raven to check on Rob Van Dam. Taz just stands their looking as The Dark Prince stands up, looking into his eyes.. both men could explode right here, Why did Taz leave Christian to beat the living hell out of RVD and what will Rob or Raven do about it.

[- Raven 'THE DARK PRINCE' -] What the hell was that about Taz?

[- Taz 'THE HUMAN WRECKIN' MACHINE' -] ....

[- Raven 'THE DARK PRINCE' -] Don't ignore me Taz, I'm speaking to you... what the hell was that about?

[- Taz 'THE HUMAN WRECKIN' MACHINE' -] ....

[- Raven 'THE DARK PRINCE' -] I SAID DON'T IGNORE ME DAMNIT!

Taz just walks away, leaving Raven mumbling to himself and helping up RVD. It looks like Taz has ditched ECW, he's powermad.. all he wants is the World Championship and is dropping off any bagage to get it.

Christian - vs - Terry Funk [SINGLES MATCH]
Christian after attacking RVD, came out to the ring with a massive grin on his face. Funk on the otherhand, knew he had one of the toughest matches of his career and all he could do was battle. Funk took a great start to the match, taking Christian down alot of times with hard right hands in well placed areas of the head and a few clotheslines. Christian tried to battle back, but was overpowered in the corner and struck with a Terry Funk eyerake, the old school trick to keep him their. Terry then dominated some more with a Suplex and finally a cover, only getting a nearfall. This match wasn't turning out to be that amazing until Christian got back into things, getting out the Piledriver and ducking a return clothesline, He was ready for action planting Funk with lefts, rights and a solid clothesline of his own. Funk was quickly back up, walking into a Flapjack. The More Experienced yet older Athlete was becoming tired, trying to fight back with left hands and finally slipped up when attempting a clothesline, giving Christian the perfect chance to exectute the I'M PRETTIER , Christian tried but failed being spun by Funk and smashed hard into the canvas with a Piledriver.. he covered and got the 1, 2, 3 for the win.

Winner: Terry Funk

The camera opens up outside a backstage lockeroom with no-one in sight.. just then, the camera looks up and shows a sign on the door were looking at.. it says 'Kurt Angle with an Olympic logo.. the cameraman just stands their, focused on it when suddenly, we see someone come in from the side of the picture, it's Triple H. He pushes the door open partway and walks in, motioning with his finger for the cameraman to follow and he does.

[- Triple H 'THE GAME' -] Where are those damn things.. Look over that side of the room will you..

The cameraman suddenly sees an assailent looking through the stuff. He turns around and shakes his head and HHH..

[- Triple H 'THE GAME' -] Damnit, get the hell outta here! Go on!

The guy leaves..

[- Triple H 'THE GAME' -] Where are those medals.. ah ha..

The game finds them inside a box, neatly placed. He takes them out, putting them into his pocket and looking into the camera.

[- Triple H 'THE GAME' -] Kurt, you think attacking me after our match was wise?.. Roll the damn footage.. (Suddenly Some Footage Plays on a double screen:- Triple H is celebrating his great victory when suddenly, from behind and to everyones surprise comes Kurt Angle, lifting The Game high into the air with a massive Olympic Slam.. the fans go crazy as Angle turns The Game over and locks in a huge Ankle Lock, making the big guy scream in agony. Referees, secruity and EMT's all come to the ring, pulling Angle off and restraining him whilst the EMT's check out HHH and help him to the back.. Kurt is going crazy, shouting abuse at The Game.. this just turned from a great match ending into an horrible attack.) If an Olympic Slam wasn't bad enough you locked in the Ankle Lock on me and wouldn't stop until secruity pulled you off.. my ankle is still hurting from it now Kurt. Now you see these medals? You want them back.. then at The Pay Per View, you had better defeat me in that 2 Out Of Three Falls Match or somehow, someway, manage to get them back... it looks like my friend, THE GAME.. IS.. ON!

The scene fades out with HHH leaving, taking Angles medals with him.

CM Punk - vs - Maven [SINGLES MATCH]
This match was agility and athletitis from start to finish. Maven with Foley at ringside sure as hell went to it, taking Punk apart in the early going with right hands, a Dropkick and a standing Moonsault. Punk was already reiling, he's not used to this sort of talent. Maven continued the battering, pushing Punk to the outside and distracting the referee so Foley could land a few well place kicks to the Sternem before throwing him back into the ring. The referee knew nothing. Maven continued his work, this time with Punk in the corner, slapping him across the chest.. what he didn't expect was Punk using the ropes as leverage and kicking Maven in the face as he turned around from taunting to the fans. Punk went on with a dropkick and climbing the top rope, looking for something.. SHOOTING STAR PRESS. CM Punk used all his ability right their and hit the Shooting Star Press but he couldn't capatilize afterwards. Foley knew something had to be done, throwing a chair into the far corner of the ring and shoving MR SOCKO in CM Punks mouth when the refs back was turned. CM Punk was laying by the ropes and Foley took his chance. Maven got up and to the top rope, hitting a Moonsault and picking up the 1.. 2.. 3.

Winner: Maven

The fans around the arena are going crazy after some awesome actions this evening. Just then..

OH, I'M JUSS THA DOCTAH OF THUG-O-NOMICS!

John Cena's music hits as the apparently untouchable John Cena makes his way to the ring, he enters, grabbing a microphone from Howard Finkle. It all seems rather rushed..

[- John Cena 'THE UNTOUCHABLE' -] Yo Yo, Stop that wicked ass beat.. (Music Stops) Aiight yo, JC's in tha house.. I'm out herre tonight to have a lil rap off with any dawg in the backstage area. Thats right, I figured you guys deserve some tight ass rhymes tonight.. So whoever in tha back thinks they can hang wit John Cena.. c'mon out herre..

BELIEVE THE HYPE!

Goldbergs music hits as John Cena stands shocked in the middle of the ring.. the last person he expected to come out here was his opponent for Insult To Injury. Goldberg enters the ring, grabbing a microphone from Howard Finkle and awaiting John Cena to speak..

[- John Cena 'THE UNTOUCHABLE' -] I asked for someone to come out n' rap against me dawg, you aint a rapper..

[- Goldberg 'THE UNBELIEVABLE HYPE -] Is that so... Well I got a little rhyme for you John..

So your my opponent for Insult To INJURY
You should skip the country, take your chance and FLEE.
I'm not gonna rest until your ass is DONE..
I'm gonna make you my house of FUN.
Sure I'm not exactly SANE..
But I have this excruciating PAIN.
Guess who that pain, might just BE
Its you John Cena.. Oh Believe ME!
Now let me end this on a good NOTE..
In that Jackhammer.. Your gonna FLOAT!
So remind yourself all this by TEXT
Because son, your ass.. is NEXT!

The fans go crazy, cheering like mad men even errupting into a 'Goldberg... Goldberg' Chant.

[- John Cena 'THE UNTOUCHABLE' -] Yo.. Yo..

Oh My god dawg, your rap was WHACK..
Turn your ass around and head ta tha BACK
Don't make me have ta listen no MORE..
I feel like I'm slamming my head in a DOOR!
Your repetitive Bullshit drove me INSANE..
Screw Brock Lesnar, you bring the PAIN!
Now Goldberg let Jay-C remind YOU..
Your gonna be Deadman, number TWO!
So let me explain how I worked that OUT..
I beat Scott Steiner, thats what it's ABOUT!
Come I2I, I've beaten two GIANTS
N' drive you home in ROBIN RELIANTS!

[- Goldberg 'THE UNBELIEVABLE HYPE -] Your real funny man.. real funny..

Both men go nose to nose, staring each other down.. tempers are boiling, BOOOOMMMMM... Both men just explode, litteratly. Right and left hands are flying around with furosity as these two just can't keep their hands off each other. John takes control, beating Goldberg into the corner, stomping a mud-hole in him. Cena rips off his shirt, throwing it on the floor as he tears Goldbergs off in what shall be a massive preview of Insult To Injury. Wham, Goldberg battles back, sending Cena into the ropes, the rapper is reiling when Da Man clotheslines him to the outside and follows. The fans are cheering like crazy as Goldberg picks Cena up and looks to be setting up for the Jackhammer.. lifting him high into the air... is it!? JACK-NOOO.. Cena drops out, landing on his feet, ducking a swing back clothesline and scooping Goldberg up... F-U! Wait.. WAIT.. Goldberg also drops out, both men continue on, punching the living crap outta each other, making their way around the ring and over towards the announce table. They continue brawling until secruity make their way to the ring, realizing that this has gone on far too long already. Secruity rush around towards the announce table and try to break them up. John starts taking them out one by one, and Goldberg doing the same until their are 8 bodies lying on the floor on the outside. Both men slide back into the ring, Cena with a chair.. Da Man runs at him attemping to hit the spear.. BUT NO, JOHN CENA PUTS THE CHAIR IN HIS WAY.. GOLDBERG SPEARS THE FUCKING CHAIR!!!! Goldberg shakes it off, turning around and walking strait into a huge F-U! MY GOD.. JOHN CENA HAS JUST HIT THE F-U AND GOLDBERG IS DOWN, MOTIONLESS.. WHATS THIS.. THE UNTOUCHABLE JOHN CENA COVERS, HE COVERS GOLDBERG AND SMASHES HIS HAND ON THE CANVAS... ONE.. TWO... THREE! THE ULTIMATE INSULT.. JOHN CENA IS SHOWING THAT HE CAN DEFEAT BILL GOLDBERG! GOLDBERGS GOING TO BE PISSED!

Rodney Mack - vs - Paul London - vs. - Scott Steiner [SINGLES MATCH]
Rodney Mack and Paul London attacked Steiner right off the bat, sending him into the ropes and hitting a double clothesline. Mack then attacks London with a right hand, locking up with him but getting tooken down by a Snap Mare. London covers, only getting a 1 and a half count due to Steiner interfering. The Match progressed on with each man having their dominate turn, ending with Steiner standing tall having hit a Belly To Belly on London and Suplexing Mack. Midahja is real pleased with her man as Steiner climbs the top rope and flies with an Elbow Drop, missing Rodney Mack. Mack was playing possem and managed to move out the way, giving himself and Paul London the oportunity to get up and they both do, slugging it out before Steiner gets up, slumping himself in the corner.. Mack locks in the Black out on London.. squeezing it in tight before Steiner rushes out the corner hitting a MASSIVE clothesline taking both men down to the canvas.. Mack keeps it locked in, turning over London and having him on his stomach.. BBP takes the oportunity, locking in the Steiner Recliner making Mack drop the hold on London, London squirms to safety, hitting the Jaw Dropper on Steiner as he locks in the Recliner.. Steiner falls like a sack of spuds leaving London to cover and pick up the win.

Winner: Paul London

Edge is walking through the backstage approaching a soda machine. He puts in a dollar bill and hits the Pepsi button, down flows a pepsi.. suddenly, in que behind him comes Kane and Paul Bearer.. they both stare down Edge who takes his time getting his can..

[- Paul Bearer 'THE EVIL DEAD' -] Would you hurry up already?

[- Edge 'THE KING OF COOL' -] Whoa dude, I'm just grabbing me a Pepsi.. don't you love Pepsi?

[- Paul Bearer 'THE EVIL DEAD' -] Actually, Kane likes Root Beer.. it's dark, alone and potentially dangerous.. just like himself..

[- Edge 'THE KING OF COOL' -] Haha.. this big guy standing here, is dangerous? Like Root Beer? Haha, I'd go with that chief..

[- Paul Bearer 'THE EVIL DEAD' -] You should be careful with your mouth Edge, it may get you into trouble...

[- Edge 'THE KING OF COOL' -] Dude, chill out.. get yourself a soda.. you need to calm down, that vain on your forehead is SO popping out..

[- Paul Bearer 'THE EVIL DEAD' -] Thee who mockith me.. may be thought of as Dead.. may your soul rest in peace and your body.. REST.. IN.. PIECES.. Muahahahahahahah..

Paul Bearer releases the most evil laugh ever heard.. full of conviction. Edge laughs along before Kane steps out from behind his Dad.. pushing Edge into the Soda machine. It looked slight but must of been with some force as it rattled the machine. Edge straitens himself back up, realizing he just split his soda..

[- Edge 'THE KING OF COOL' -] Oh my god man, you just made me spill my soda.. NO-BODY makes me spill my soda.. thats a waste of SO totally awesome soda.. Your just retarded dude.. SO retarded.. Sh-YAH!

Kane looks down on Paul.. awaiting some sort of response. Paul looks back at his young son, nodding his head and watching The Big Red Machine attack Edge with right hands, taking him away from the machine and throwing him into a nearby wall.. Edge bounces off with force walking back towards The Big Red Machine. Kane litteratly throws him into the soda machine making Edge go through it, smashing up the front cover and making sodas release.. Kane is a monster! My God!

Raven - vs - Bubba Dudley [SINGLES MATCH]
A Very pissed off and angry Raven took it to an annoyed Bubba Ray with hard shots to the head and back before dropping him with a huge Suplex. D-Von tried to get involved, also angry at Raven attacking Spike but was knocked off the apron. Heyman claps histerically as Raven stomps down on Bubba, picking him up and throwing him to the ropes, locking in a Sleeper. Raven held it in for around 10 minutes eventually taking Bubba to the canvas and locking him on his side... The Dudleys are reiling as Raven squeezes the neck and head of his opponent. Bubba looked almost unconcious until onto the rampway came CHRIS JERICHO staring down The Dark Prince. Raven releases the hold and stands looking at Y2J.. the referee ignores the out cold Bubba and tries to get Raven back into the action. So much time was taken up by this that when Raven turned around, Buh Buh was back up and ducked a clothesline, hitting the BUBBA BOMB! Both men stayed down for a long 8 count before Bubba covered, only getting a 2 count. Y2J slowly made his way to the ring distracting the referee, giving Heyman the chance to slide a chair in.. Bubba told Y2J to 'GET LOST' and he did, turning around and walking into a Raven Effect strait onto the STEEL CHAIR. Raven covered, getting the 3 count.

Winner: Raven

Michael Cole is backstage with the Masked Assailent from last weeks attack on Buff Bagwell. If you recall, Buff Bagwell last week on Smackdown was defeated by AJ Styles, but only due to this guy..

[- Michael Cole 'SMACKDOWN INTERVIEWER' -] Okay.. well folks I'm here with the masked asailent from last weeks attack on Buff Bagwell.. is their anyway that you could tell us who you are, or even give us a clue?

[- Name Unknown 'THE MASKED ASAILENT' -] That would be telling now, wouldn't it?

[- Michael Cole 'SMACKDOWN INTERVIEWER' -] Your voice doesn't sound familiar..

[- Name Unknown 'THE MASKED ASAILENT' -] ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M NOT A LEGEND (Grabs Michael Cole by the shirt) BECAUSE I' AM!

[- Michael Cole 'SMACKDOWN INTERVIEWER' -] I don't doubt it, I was just wandering, thats all.. could you please put me down now..

Suddenly into the scene rushes Buff Bagwell, taking down the Mystery Guy with a clothesline to the back of the head. The Stuff wants revenge after last weeks attack and throws The Mystery Man into the nearby caging. Just then, with a chair comes A.J STYLES, PLANTING A SHOT OVER THE HEAD OF BAGWELL, STOPPING HIM FROM REVEALING THE MYSTERY GUY!!

[- AJ Styles 'THE PHENONEMAL' -] I don't know who the hell you are, but BEAT IT.. Me and Buff have a match tonight and I want that moron focusing on me.. you got that?

[- Name Unknown 'THE MASKED ASAILENT' -] Sure.. anything you say.

The guy walks away as AJ throws the chair down on Buff and backs off, the scene fades.

The Rock - vs - Scott Hall [SINGLES MATCH]
The match kicks off with Scott Hall running at rock with a burst of speed, but Rock ducks a close line, turns around real quick and just close lines the hell out of Scott Hall. Rock then picks him up and goes for a suplex, but Hall reversed it into a suplex of his own. Both men were getting tired through-out the whole match, countering moves after moves, and then hitting up with there own, it looked like this match was about even all the way until Scott Hall went for the outsiders edge, But Rock put his feet on the ropes, rolled over the back of Scott Hall and somehow hit Scott Hall with a ddt. He then goes for a pin but only gets about 2 and a half count. Rock later on in the match after controlling Scott Hall for a few more minutes, then looks like Scott Hall is wearing him out as much as he's wearing Hall out, all the way until he throw's Scott Hall into the ropes, and as Scott Hall comes back he gets hit with a humongous Spine buster. The rock then puts Hall's head in the middle of Rock's feet, bounces off one rope, bounces off two ropes and flies back with Authority dropping THE PEOPLES ELBOW! But Hall moved out the way at the last moment letting Rock drop and hurt his Elbow. The Outsider awaiting him to arise and once their, planted him with an Outsiders Edge for the near fall.

Winner: Scott HALL

Lance Storm and The Hurricane are shown in an 'EARLIER TODAY' scene in which they are walking through the backstage as Superheros, finally coming to the parking garage, they enter it for what seems to be a private chat, the camera sneakilly follows.

[- Lance Storm 'DANGEROUS STORM' -] I'm just real nervous about tonights match, I just don't know what to do.. I think that me going out their as a superhero could stop me coming back double champion.

[- The Hurricane 'THE SUPREME SUPERHERO' -] Lance, your just nervous because you've yet to develop your Super Powers. You'll get their my friend, it's just a matter of hard work.

[- Lance Storm 'DANGEROUS STORM' -] I hope your right, because I really do wanna become Television Champion, I want to secure that title from Villians.. I just hope my courage helps me to take that victory.

[- The Hurricane 'THE SUPREME SUPERHERO' -] I'm sure it will Lance.

Just then we hear a huge screech and MY FUCKING GOD A CAR IS COMING AT LANCE STORM FULL SPEED.. HURRICANE PUSHES HIM OUT THE WAY.. NOOO, NO NO! HURRICANE HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN, SOMEONE JUST KNOCKED DOWN THE HURRICANE, MY FUCKING GOD, HURRICANE WAS JUST RAN OVER!! The car stops and SHAWN MICHAELS sticks his head out the window, waving.. my god, we need EMT's to the parking garage. The Hurricane is seriously hurt.

The Undertaker - vs - Kane [SINGLES MATCH]
Both these giants really locked up in the early going with their Dad waiting on the outside. The American Badass took it to his younger brother, keeping him in the corner with big kicks, right and left hands and a massive punch to the face, finishing his assault. Taker showed no mercy, bringing his brother outta the corner and planting him with a Bodyslam.. it isn't done yet. Kane sits up, getting kicked strait back down.. but The Undertaker just can't keep him down.. he keep sitting up.. The Badass rushes to the ropes, bouncing off and returning with a huge Neckbreaker, whipping a getting up Kane, right outta The Game. Taker soon got him up and worked on his arms until EDGE ran to the ring sliding in and attacking Kane.. the referee is distracted accidentally by Paul Bearer as Edge pummels away on The Red Monster.. Suddenly, the arena darkens and when we return THEIR IS BLOOD ALL OVER KANE AND UNDERTAKER.. Edge is no-where to be seen and The Brothers HAVE RECIEVED A BLOOD BATH!!! Somehow though The Big Red Monster managed to cover his more heavily soaked brother and get the three count.. Edge's plan backfired.. but why a BloodBath?

Winner: Kane

IF YA SMELLLAWWWOOOWW... WHAT THE ROCK.. IS COOKIN

The fans get on their feet in appriciation as The Rock makes his way out onto the entrance ramp, pushing the curtains aside. He stands their, looking into the audience, feeling the electricity..

The Rock soon makes his way down the ramp tapping fans hands as he goes along, walking up the ringsteps, whiping his feet and entering the ring. The ovation is tremendous for The Great One... he grabs a microphone.

[- The Rock 'THE GREAT ONE' -] FINNNALLLLLYYYYYYY... THE ROCK... HAS COME BACK, TO WASHINGTON...D...C! (Crazy Pop) You know, The Rock has had alot on The Rock's mind recently, with being knocked out of the World Championship Tournament and tonight losing to Scott Hall. You see, during that time, The Rock was a nasty son of a bitch.. and The Rock didn't mean it. So The Rock's been going through the backstage, picking out jabroni staff workers who The Rock has upset and apologising (The Fans Cheer) and now The Rock has to apologize to you.. THE MILLIONS.. (Fans Say along) and MILLIONS of The Rock's fans... so The Rock says this, from the bottom of The Rock's Heart.. SORRY! (Chants Of ROCKY break out) Also..

HEEEREEE COMES TTHHHEEE PPAIIINNNN

Tremendous amounts of boos fill the area as Brock Lesnar comes out onto the rampway bouncing up and down as he usually does. The fans hate this guy. Brock makes his way to the ring, stopping at the bottom and looking back up towards the Titantron Entrance Area..

Brock then enters the ring.. staring down Rock..

[- The Rock 'THE GREAT ONE' -] Is their something The Rock can do for you jabroni?

Brock just ignores The Rock

[- The Rock 'THE GREAT ONE' -] You want a picture of The Rock? Cause The Rock doesn't like you staring at him.

Brock grabs a microphone..

[- Brock Lesnar 'THE PAIN' -] You digust me Rock.. You stand here apologizing to any no-body in the back, but you forget me!! I tried to be friendly, I tried to nice... but you threw it all in my face Rock! So now I want an apology.. I want you to apologise to me for treating me like shit.. if you don't, then me and you at the Pay Per View.. won't be anything easy.. you understand me?

[- The Rock 'THE GREAT ONE -] So let The Rock get this strait.. you want The Rock, The Great One, The MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN in SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT today, to apologise.. to you?

[- Brock Lesnar 'THE PAIN' -] Ye--

[- The Rock 'THE GREAT ONE -] IT DOENS'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!!!!

The fans laugh like crazy as Brock Lesnar storms around the ring angry, telling them to shut the hell up..

[- The Rock 'THE GREAT ONE -] Ok Jabroni, so The Rocks apology means that much to you huh?

[- Brock Lesnar 'THE PAIN' -] No Rock, it means NOTHING to me.. I've had it with your crap.. I've had it with you..

[- The Rock 'THE GREAT ONE -] WHOA WHOA WHOA YOU BIG PIECE OF TRAILER PARK TRASH.. You already think you can take The Rock at the PPV.. don't let The Rock have to give you a pre-match ass whoopin, right here, right now.. you've got a match jabroni.. But The Rock will leave you with this... Thursday Night, November 6, You and The Rock go ONE ON ONE.. thats right.. Brock Lesnar.. The Rock.. ONE ON ONE.. Thursday Night, Insult To Injury, November 6th.. Can The Rock be anymore clearer? Hell Yeah The Rock can Brock.. You see jabroni, The Rock's gonna whip your monkey ass like a crazy zoo keeper.. no no no.. The Rock isn't gonna do that, The Rock's changed his mind.. instead The Rocks gonna take your roody poo, candy ass.. put The Rocks BOOT IN IT and stretch your anus, that's right Brock Lesnar.. The Rock's said he's gonna STRETCH YOUR ANUS SO FAR that its big enough to stick that 520lb head of yours UP!

IF YA SMELLLAWWWOOOWW... WHAT THE ROCK.. IS COOKIN!

The Rock gives a PEOPLES EYEBROW before turning to leave.. as he does, Brock comes from behind, lifting The Great One up on shoulders and planting him with a massive F-5! Brock stomps him out the ring, awaiting Michaels for his match.

Brock Lesnar - vs - Shawn Michaels [SINGLES MATCH]
With The Rock laying at ringside Hurt, Brock Lesnar and Shawn Michaels took it to each other in the early going with a few armbars, switching everytime until eventually Michaels got Brock in the corner, punching away at him, pulling him out and hitting a huge Suplex. Michaels covers getting a near fall. The Match was Michaels from their on out as The Rock awoke on the outside, stumbling to his feet. HBK continued on until Brock saw The Great One and fought back with authority, slamming Shawn with a huge Gorrila Press Slam and pointing to The Rock. Brock continued on, getting him up and whipping him to the corner where he went to work with big forearm smashes, hitting them hard across the Heartbreak Kid's chest.. Rock doesn't like it, getting the fans to Boo.. but it's not working, nothing is putting off this great athlete. Lesnar soon scoops him up, standing right near the ropes, looking down on The Rock.. about to hit the F-5. The intensity is so strong that HBK manages to drop off and stalk... Brock turns around and gets decked with a SWEET CHIN MUSIC.. HBK covers and gets the 3 count, picking up his first CWF victory.

Winner: Shawn Michaels

The scene opens up in the admin office with all the workers sitting down, Stone Cold then bursts into the office scaring the hell out of everyone.

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] I need to see Linda Mcmahon!

[- James 'SMACKDOWN ADMIN WORKER' -] Im sorry Sir b....

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] Your sorry!?..... Well I forgive you, now lemme see Linda Mcmahon!

[- James 'SMACKDOWN ADMIN WORKER' -] Sir, she is in a meeting, I will have to call Security if you dont leave.

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] Security!? The Cops? The Po-Po's? The Police? Dunkin Dohnut's Express? What tha hell are they gonna' do? Arrest me? Escort me off the premises? Take me to the Dohnut house? Incase you dont know who I am, My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Ive been down this road before, and will damn well take it again if I have too! Now get your lil ass in that office and get me LINDA MCMAHON!

Linda then comes out of her office looking Disgusted with Austin.

[- Linda McMahon 'SMACKDOWN ADMIN MANAGER'' -] Stone Cold...What is so important that you couldn't wait a minute or two for me finish my meeting!?

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] Randy Orton... Mr. Personality... Mr. Legend Killer... The Future.. thats whats so damn important! He is walkin' around here like he owns the place, bossin Al Snow around, making Al snow look stupid... moronic, ignorant and not the brightest crown in the bo......

[- Linda McMahon 'SMACKDOWN ADMIN MANAGER'' -] What do you want done Steve? I cant do anything about it!

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] What'cha think I want done ya mealy mouth lil bitch.. Stone Col' wants Al Snow relieved of his duties.. let go.. fired.. sacked.. it doesn't matter aslong as Randy Orton gets stopped!

[- Linda McMahon 'SMACKDOWN ADMIN MANAGER'' -] I can't do that, I have no authority..

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] Authority? Does it look like Ol' Stone Col' gives a damn about authority...

[- Linda McMahon 'SMACKDOWN ADMIN MANAGER'' -] Austin, I'm going to have to ask to leave..

Suddenly into the room bolts secruity, trying to grab Stone Cold. Austin fends them off with pushes until one of them draws his nightstick. Austin goes crazy, delievering huge right hands to all of them, knocking every single one down.

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? YA LIL BASTURD!! WHAT!?

[- Linda McMahon 'SMACKDOWN ADMIN MANAGER'' -] Steve! STEVE! Stop it god damnit (Steve stops)... Leave them alone, their just doing their job. Now listen, I have no authority to change that stipulation, that contract. But what I do have the authority to do is to do 2 THINGS.. FIRST. If you touch ANYBODY without being pshyically provoked until Insult To Injury, then you will be suspended without pay.. SECOND is that you will face off against Randy Orton at I2I.. now get the hell outta this office before I suspend you immediatly!

Austin gets in the face of Linda, slowly backing away and leaving the office.

Triple H and Goldberg - vs - John Cena and Kurt Angle [TAG MATCH]
Triple H started off with John Cena as the match kicked into a fast paced gear strait away. The Game smashed Cena into the corner, hitting him with a few knees and isolating his leg. Triple H kicked away at his legs, trying to take one or both of them out.. Kurt smashes the turnbuckle trying to get John Cena to battle back and he ducks, ducking a clothesline and hitting a dropkick. HHH quickly rolls over to Goldberg who tags himself in running at Jay-C with a clothesline. Cena ducks, hitting right hand jumping over to Kurt Angle, hitting a Tag and sending Kurt into the ring. Angle enters dropping Goldberg with a drop toe hold and isolating him in their corner with an armbar, twisting DA MAN to his feet and tagging in Cena. Cena takes on the worn down Goldberg with authority, basically dominating him, stopping him from tagging in Triple H. The match progresses on with the same sort of action till HHH has had enough, entering the ring with authortity, attempting to take down Cena, but he can't cause Angle gets their first, decking Cena with a right hand, then HHH.. HHH hits the canvas, quickly getting to his feet and walking into a huge OLYMPIC SLAM.. John awakes, shoving Kurt.. Kurt shoves him back until both men trade hands. Goldberg slowly awakes, turning Jay-C around and hitting a JACKHAMMER.. John hits the ground hard and Goldberg loves it, turning around and OLYMPIC SLAM!!! Angle covers getting the three count and winning it for his team, walking away with cheers.

Winner: Kurt Angle and John Cena

Suddenly...

STAND BACK, THE AMAZING SUPERHEROS R' COMIN' THROUGH!

From behind the curtains and onto the rampway comes ONE HALF OF THE CWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Lance Storm! A Pissed off and angry Lance quickly makes his way to the ring, entering and grabbing a microphone from ringside.. the fans are cheering like crazy as Storm speaks..

[- Lance Storm 'DANGEROUS STORM' -] Earlier on tonight, my tag team partner and friend, The Hurricane.. was run down! Hurricane was trying to save me and ended up sending himself directly into the path of the speeding viechle! Hurricane is a true hero, a true friend and SHAWN MICHAELS.. YOUR A GOD DAMN DEAD MAN! MICHAELS, I saw you, I saw you run down THE HURRICANE.. NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! C'MON.. RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT!

NEW.. NEW... NEW... NEW WORLD ORDER!

The fans erupt into boos as HBK and Kevin Nash make their way to the ring with a microphone in hand. Shawn is laughing as they enter and get in the face of Storm.. Nash backs off giving Michaels the oportunity to speak.

[- Shawn Michaels 'NEW WORLD ORDER' -] Lance, you and your little bitch deserved everything you got! It's just a shame I missed both of you (Fans Boo) You see Lance, last week on Smackdown you and Hurricane cost myself and Nash the TAG TEAM TITLES. Can you imagine how disrespected we felt? Can you imagine the punishment Hollywood gave us for coming back empty handed.. NO.. No you can't, but I can tell you a man who understands all that.. that man.. IS HURRICANE! Thats right Lance, earlier on tonight, he felt OUR PAIN.. he realized what it was like to lose when in the nWo and I promise you this, his ass won't be back intime for you two to defend your titles against us at the Pay Per View, so you better hand over your gold right now and give up!

[- Lance Storm 'DANGEROUS STORM' -] Firstly Shawn, what makes you think YOUR NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS? What makes you think that you deserve the shot at the gold? You've done nothing to deserve it.. nothing at all and secondly, what makes YOU THINK that Hurricane won't be back by Insult To Injury? How do you know that? YOU DONT! And the reason you don't is simple.. your assuming and assumptions get you know-where, trust me, I should know!

Boom Boom Boom..

OH ITS COMIN' DOWN!

Lance Storm, Kevin Nash and Shawn Michaels can't believe what their seeing as The Dudley Boyz make their way to the ring alone, entering.. Bubba grabs a microphone, looking at both men..

[- Bubba Dudley 'THE BIG DOG' -] Shawn Michaels.. The Heartbreak Kid... The Icon.. The Showstoppa.. For all those things, your a pretty stupid guy ain't you? I mean, your standing their assuming your gonna get a shot at the Tag Team Championships when all along, as Lance said.. you've done nothing to deserve them. Now I know me and D-Von have just arrived here and basically, we don't deserve a shot either, but I'm asking you Lance and you only, why not give the Dudleys a shot? (Fans Cheer) I think we'd put on a good match.. like a TABLES MATCH! (Fans erupt into 'Tables' Chants)

Before Lance can answer, the arena darkens...

CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCCCKKKKKAAAA

Booker T and Goldust arrive on the entrance platform, staring down everyone in the ring.. The Dudleys, nWo and Lance Storm can't believe that yet another Tag Team has made their way out.. Both men enter the ring and Booker gets a microphone..

[- Booker T 'THE BOOKERMAN' -] You know sucka, me and Goldy were in the back listenin' to you bunch of punks, laughin like a pair of crazy suckas.. cause you know, no-one in this industry has yet earned the right to face The 'Amazing SuperSuckas'.. aint that so Goldy? (Goldust Knods).. So sucka Storm..

Booker T is interrupted..

WEEEEEELLLLL.. ITSSS THAAA BIG SHOWWWWW!

The Big Show along with Lawrence Taylor makes his way to the ring, entering.. thats 5 tag teams in the middle of the ring, all wanting title shots... Before Big Show can speak..

FINAL.. FINAL.. FINAL NAIL... COFFIN... ARRHHHHH

The very twisted words of Vampiro scream loud into the arena as we darken, only to come back on with Vampiro and Sting in the middle of the ring and a huge brawl entails with every single man slugging it out..

C-CHING.. HERE COMES THA MONNEYYYY

Shane comes to the entrance ramp, looking down to the ring, he has a microphone in hand

[- Shane O Mac 'THE BOY WONDER' -] WHOA WHOA WHOA.. STOP RIGHT THEIR (The Riot stops).. Now listen up! Insult To Injurt is just 2 weeks away.. you all want a title shot? Then fine, you can all have one.. because RIGHT THEIR, IN THAT VERY RING.. November 6th, INSULT TO INJURY.. their will be a 6 Team, Tag Team Tornado Run in Match! The rules are simple, two teams will start and fight, elimination can be by pinfall or submission, once one man taps or is pinned, his team is eliminated and whilst those two are fighting, every five minutes a new team will be introduced.. the winners will be WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... thankyou and goodnight!

Shane leaves as the scene fades..

Rob Van Dam - vs - Chris Jericho [WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH]
Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho locked up in what was one hell of a match up. Both men wanted to win the world championship and were relentless in the start, pummeling away at each other as though the match only consisted of right and left hooks. Jericho did finally break away from that with a Short Arm Clothesline and an attempted Lionsault.. Rob moved and Jericho lant on his feet, expecting the move. Van Dam was obviously back to his feet rather quickly, taking out Jericho with a spinning Heel Kick. RVD was setup, pointing to the fans, running to the ropes and rolling back with a ROLLING THUNDER. He covered, only getting a near fall. Both men arose, fighting back again, turning a match into a brawl, just like the start. Y2J took control again, this time with a Snap Suplex and a Elbow. Picking Van Dam up and throwing him into the corner. He followed running, getting a kick in the face of his trouble. Rob then ducked a clothesline, grabbing a kick, stepping through and hitting the Cross Over Face Kick. Rob quickly jumped to the top rope, using his legs in a splitting position and falling off in a flip, hitting the Split Legged Moonsault. He covered but it wasn't enough. Jericho wasn't quitting, no way. The ending was near, you could feel it.. but who would pick up the victory? Van Dam looked to be close when suddenly, from the crowd came John Cena with a metal chain, sliding into the ring when the referee wasn't looking, he went to hit Van Dam, but Rob ducked, snatching the chain and sending Cena to the outside. Jericho turned around and got smashed un-expectedly in the head with it.. the referee thought it was a right hand and suspected nothing, counting the 1.... 2... 3!

Winner: Rob Van Dam

Randy Orton is in the backstage area smiling when passes him comes Austin..

[- Randy Orton 'THE LEGEND KILLER' -] Hey badly.. (Austin turns around) Yeah you.. how did your meeting with Linda go?

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] Listen up ya mealy mouthed lil basturd, yu keep flappin' ya gums at Ol' Stone Col'.. go on.. 'cause at tha Pay Pa View, I'mma stomp a mud-hole in ya.. WHAT!? I said, I'mma stomp a mudhole in ya, ya deaf lil bitch!

Austin goes to walk away..

[- Randy Orton 'THE LEGEND KILLER' -] Austin, how's the wife beating?

Stone Cold has a look of sadistic in his eyes.. he's going to explode, walking back towards Orton and grabbing him by throat, about to go crazy when Al Snow steps in, pushing Austin back and holding him..

[- Al Snow 'THE SNOW JOBBER' -] Don't do it Austin.. he's just trying to get you to hit out, he doesn't want the match at the Pay Per View, he's a pussy.. so calm down, just walk away!

[- Randy Orton 'THE LEGEND KILLER' -] BITCH! Get back here now!

Al walks back towards Orton getting a slap for his troubles.. Orton is still wanting Austin to lose his temper..

[- Al Snow 'THE SNOW JOBBER' -] Steve, remember, you can't get rid of your temper by losing it... walk away!

Randy Orton slaps no again..

[- Randy Orton 'THE LEGEND KILLER' -] Aren't you gonna do anything Austin?

[- Steve Austin 'THE RATTLESNAKE' -] Nah, I aint that stupid son.. 'cause as I said, at tha Pay Per View, may tha lord have mercy on your soul.. yur ass is mine son..

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, 'CAUSE STONE COL' SAID SO!

Austin flips Orton a birdie and walks away...

Taz - vs - Steve Corino [WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH]
With ... already in the final, these two men were desperate to join him, forgetting that they were on the same team. Taz really took it to Corino in the early, throwing him into the corner and thugging off on him, climbing above and punching down like a maniac. We shot to a scene in the backstage area of a pissed off Raven, staring down a monitor, waiting to see what happens. Taz was taken unexpectedly from above and dropped with a Powerbomb by Corino. The King covered, only getting a 2 count. Taz and Steve were both soon back up, slugging away yet again until eventually, The King took a great advantage, slamming Taz into the turnbuckles with a shoulder barge, grabbing his head and pulling them into a right hand. Jack Victory was on the outside of the ring screaming to Corino 'END IT, END IT' and the fans were cheering him along when suddenly to the ring bolted RAVEN swinging at Taz who ducked letting Raven hit Corino with what seemed to be a pair of Brass Knucks.. Taz ducked another shot and Hit a Tazmission Suplex knocking Raven down.. Steve Corino got up, stumbling around the ring, holding his busted open forehead when he walked into a massive Fishermans Suplex.. Taz held the bridge to pick up the 3 count fall.

Winner: Taz

A really pissed off and upset Chris Jericho is storming through the backstage smashing things off tables, kicking over chairs.. he's very pissed.. Just then, up to him comes Christian, hugging his old partner..

[- Christian 'THE PEEPS CHAMPION' -] Hey Chris, chill out bro, it's alright man.. everyone loses once in a while..

[- Chris Jericho 'THE LION HEART' -] No Christian, I don't lose..

[- Christian 'THE PEEPS CHAMPION' -] Well you did, so face it.. you just haven't got the Peep-U-Lation behind you.. they make a difference you know..

[- Chris Jericho 'THE LION HEART' -] Whatever Christian..

[- Christian 'THE PEEPS CHAMPION' -] Don't be like that man, It's not my fault you sucked out their tonight..

[- Chris Jericho 'THE LION HEART' -] Sucked? SUCKED!?

Jericho explodes, smashing Christian into the wall head first, stomping down on him. Everytime screaming 'You think your better than me jerky, Huh, huh?!" Jericho is possed, picking Christian up and dragging him down the corridor, throwing him through some doors into the lockeroom of The Dudleys.. they can't believe what their seeing as Jericho smashes Christian into their television set knocking it off its stand.. Chris screams at The Dudleys 'ILL HOLD HIM, YOU PUNCH HIM.. RIGHT, RIGHT?!" So he does so, holding Christians arms behind his back and letting Bubba and D-Von have free shots.. they do, hitting hard shots to the gut and head letting Y2J take him outta the lockeroom and through towards the interview arena, slamming him into the cage setting and locking in the WALLS OF JERICHO!! Referees rush into the scene trying to break it off but Y2J is relentluss screaming "YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME, HUH JUNIOR!? YOU THINK YOUR BETTER!? ARGH.. ILL SEE YOU AT THE PPV!" The scene fades..

Lance Storm - vs. - Steve Austin - vs. - Matt Hardy - vs. - Jeff Hardy - vs. - Randy Orton - vs. - Edge [TV CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH]
All 6 men battled it out in one hell of a tremendous match. This over the top battle royal just about lived up to hype giving as 6 men battled to become Television Champion. Steve Austin took it to most people in the match, trying to deliever some venom when to the ring come Al Snow provoking him.. The Rattlesnake was so enraged he allowed himself to be distracted and was thrown over by Randy Orton. Orton send Snow to the back who looked pissed off with what he had to do. Just then, Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy seriously went at it with hard left and right hands, they were tearing each other apart until Orton broke it up, being thrown to the outside by both men.. Lance meanwhile was content with Edge, taking him apart in the corner, throwing him around the ring until Kane slowly came down and Edge threw himself over the top rope, running threw the crowd to escape this beast. Kane followed. This match was being built by angry feuding partners as we finally were left with Lance, Matt and Jeff Hardy.. Lance looked to brake their fight up when double teamed by the brothers. Matt decked Lance with a right hand and whipped him to the corner on return, getting on all fours and making Jeff run at him.. about to jump off Matts back, trusting his brother, Matt moved, sending Jeff flying in the air, strait into Lance, who grabbed him by the neck and tossed him to the outside. Now with only Matt and Lance left, Lance look to be the dominate man when down to the ring came Nash, standing on the outside distracted the referee whilst Michaels slid into the ring and hit the SWEET CHIN MUSIC. Lance ducked making Matt Hardy go over the top rope leaving Storm double Champion.

Winner: Lance Storm

C-CHING.. HERE COMES THA MONNEYYYY

Shane comes to the entrance ramp, looking down to the ring, he has a microphone in hand

[- Shane O Mac 'THE BOY WONDER' -] Guys.. guys.. guys, what are you doing to me huh? Firstly this whole Tag Match I made was supposed to put a stop to this bullshit and it hasn't has it? Well I'm about to now.. Matt Hardy, you were screwed and I promise, by the time after PPV is over.. you will be repayed.. Lance Storm.. Shawn Michaels, you guys won't ever learn will you? I'm telling you now.. if either one of you lays a hand on the other without it being a legal match before the PPV.. I'll fire the both of you.. got that? Thankyou!... Next week on Smackdown though Michaels, cause I see you smiling over their, thinking you got away with it.. we will see Shawn Michaels Vs. Bubba Dudley Vs. Booker T Vs. Vampiro Vs. The Big Show and in that match, the Winner will get to make his team come in second to last because Hurricane and Storm, being Champions will be the last to enter.. Oh yeah.. HERE COMES THE MONEY!

Michaels looks pissed as the scene fades out to a commercial break..

Shane McMahon and Buff Bagwell - vs - A.J Styles and Hollywood Hulk Hogan [TAG TEAM CAGE MATCH]
This match was completely brutal with a 10 foot steel cage surrounding the ring, only a team could walk away. Both AJ and Bagwell started off going at it with huge right and left hands, showing No Mercy as they battered each other into the corners of the ring, slapping each others chests. AJ took control to Hogans delight, grounding Bagwell with an armbar, twisting and turning Bagwell finally reverses, getting out of the move and walking into a huge Dropkick. AJ Tagged in Hogan and Hogan went to work on Bagwell, throwing him into the corner and blocking a right hand. Of course the nWo have complete control as Shane begs for the tag.. Hogan knows this, whipping Buff towards Shane but reversing it, pulling him back into himself and hitting a clothesline. Hogan drops an elbow and isolates Buff on the ground, locking in a Figure Four Armbar, wrenching down on The Stuff. Shane smashes the turnbuckle gettting the fans hyped up, cheering and screaming, clapping in unison, Bagwell slowly gets up, breaking away from the hold, ducking a clothesline.. DDT!!! Both men are down! Shane is on fire, holding his hand out like he really wants the tag.. Hogan crawls to AJ, Buff crawls to Shane.. can it be.. TAG! TAG! Shane runs in and is met by AJ who is strait away decked by a right hand. Hogan is back up running at Shane and is also knocked out by a right.. Back to AJ with a right hand, backing him into the ropes, throwing him out and Crossbody Block!! Shane is on fire and Hogan is up, walking into The Money Maker.. ATOMIC DROP! OUCH!! Hollywood holds his balls walking away and from behind comes AJ with a forearm shot. Order was restored as Hogan went to work on McMahon, making good use of the cage whilst he's at it. The nWo leader took him apart, smashing him head first off the cage, rubbing the bloody wounded forehead off the steel, busting him open further.. Bagwell can't take no more, entering the ring and clotheslining down the referee.. he goes over to AJ, punching him down to the apron then over to Hogan hitting a Back Drop.. BAGWELL points to the top rope and it looks to be over.. but the LIGHTS GO OUT! What is going on!? Wait.. WHO THE HELL IS THAT ONTOP OF THE CAGE.. THE FLICKERS OF CAMERA LIGHT SHOW SOMEONE STANDING ON THE CAGE.. The lights come on... FLYING DROPKICK! OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE.. BUFF BAGWELL IS DOWN... Hollywood Hogan comes to awaking.. Bagwell is squirming... getting to his feet. Hollywood comes off the ropes, BIG BOOT... back off the ropes again.. HOLLYWOOD LEGDROP! He covers and the referee comes to.. One... Two.. Three! Amazing Match! Totally Amazing and ended by the Mystery Guy, yet again reeking Vengeance on Buff 'THE STUFF' Bagwell.

Winner: Hollywood Hogan and AJ Styles.

The fans around the arena are booing after what just happened, realizing that Hollywood Hogan has picked up a vital victory. Just then, The Mystery Guy is up, pummeling on Bagwell, throwing him into the cage.. Oh god, here we go.. Hogan laughs, realizing what he could do, yelling at AJ to give him a hand. Both men stand over a Bloody Shane, stomping down on him. Bagwell meanwhile is battling back with The Mystery Guy, throwing him into the cage door, busting it open.. The guy falls out, trying to escape up the rampway, but Buff follows, dominating the guy.. fighting all the way through to the backstage area. Meanwhile Hollywood has Shane down and tells AJ to hold him.. god damnit, Hogan is CLIMBING THE CAGE... NO WAY!! HE'S SINGALLING FOR THE HOLLYWOOD LEGDROP.. FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!? AJ is holding Shane and...

DUDUM.. NO CHANCE, SUCH AS WHAT YOU GOT!

WHAT THE FUCK!? VINCE MCMAHON IS HERE, VINCE MCMAHON!!! VINCE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING IN WRESTLING ATTIRE, GOING AROUND IT AND GRABBING A STEEL CHAIR! Hogan comes down from the cage, watching as AJ leaves it himself and runs at Vince.. WHACK! CHAIR SHOT! CHAIR SHOT! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!!! Hogan screams at McMahon to come in the ring and he does.. COULD IT BE THE OLD HOLLYWOOD HOGAN AND VINCE MCMAHON SCENARIO.. ALL OVER AGAIN!? HOLLYWOOD STANDS STARING AT MCMAHON.. LOW BLOW!! LOW BLOW BY SHANE, SHANE HITS A LOW FUCKING BLOW.. HOLLYWOOD BENDS OVER HOLDING HIS JEWELS... WHACK!! A CHAIR SHOT WHICH SURROUNDED THE ARENA.. OH MY GOD.. AND ANOTHER, HOGAN IS DOWN.. HOGAN IS DOWN!! VINCE PICKS UP SHANE AND HELPS HIS SON TO THE BACK, STARING BACK AT AN OUT COLD HOGAN.. IT'S THE LAST SCENE WE SEE AS WE FADE OUTTA SMACKDOWN, LIVE FROM WASHINGTON DC, WHAT A NIGHT, WHAT AN ENDING TO IT... OH MY GOD THEIR IS GONNA BE HELL TO PAY NEXT WEEK ON SMACKDOWN, THE FINAL ONE BEFORE THE PPV! GOODNIGHT!