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SiNCE UR HERE, iM GUESSiNG UR CONFUSED AND U DON'T KNOW WHO'S WHO OR WHAT'S WHAT HUH? WELL iM HERE TO HELP U. HERE'S A LiL SUMPiN THAT SHOULD HELP U UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOiNG ON iN MY CRAZY FUCKED UP LiFE.

The Basics

Name: aShLeY

Where I Live: Delaware

Age: 14

Boyfriend?: No..-=(

Hair: Long, Light Brown, Angled w/ bangs

Height: 5'7" (?) that's just a guess ;D

People

Mike/Mikey/Fede: My most recent ex. He is still one of my best friends though. I will always love him.

Aaron: The guy I am sweatin now. He is SO sexy..I like him a lot, okay, A LOT. Get it? Hopefully later on we will be able to go out -=)

Christy: One of my best friends. She is great, she's like the 1st person I call when I wake up. Everytime I'm with her is a good time, she's just so bubbly.

Meggie: Christy's cousin. We met on the bus this year. She is such a sweetheart. She helps me get through the day.

Jen: One of my best friends. She is SO crazy, even crazier than me! She lives down the street from me. I've been through SO much with her. I do practically everything with her since I'm with her (and Justin) 24-7.

Laura: Jen's sister. We're really close friends. She's a year younger than me. We're almost EXACTLY alike. In like, everyway, cept she's a blonde...

Alaina:My friend that just moved in across the street from me over the summer. I've known her for 2 years though because she has been friends with my cuzin Seany for a while now.

Joe: My ex-boyfriend and MAJOR fuckhead. To find out why he's a fuckhead, read through my old diary entries, you'll see.

Steve: Joe's twin bro. Definately MUCH better than Joe. We don't talk much anymore due to Joe's fucked up actions. I still love him tho.

Alexis: Definately 1 of my best friends right now. We're black sistazz! We've been friends since 6th grade. She's puerto rican and shy, but becoming crazy like me!

Rhani: My EX-best friend. She turned on me and stabbed me in the back..all for the whore Sam, Rhani's other "bestest friend". How? She told on me and lied to the cops and got me arrested...me AND my best friend Jen. She is a bitch and I will never let her forget how much I hate her for pullin that shit.

Sara: Rhani's sister and a bitch. She recently had a baby when she was only 16.

Jed: The fuckhead that impregnated Sara..Bre's deadbeat father. Sure he's there now but I know by the end of this year he will be gone. Good, he is nothing but a problem to Sara.

BG: This really HOT guy in my neighborhood. He's 17 and I used to "mess" with him..we almost went out but now that I look back, I'm glad we didn't

Nicole: A bitch that I used to be friends with. She thinks I'm her friend but she always goes and talks about me behind my back to Laura & Jen. She lives in my neighborhood right down the street. But Laura & Jen & everybody hates her, and she tries to get every1 to hate me and not be my homie, but it will never work...

Deidre & Marissa:Nicole's little sisters. They aren't really my friends they just hang out with us alot. Deidre is a bitch and she's annoying. Marissa is a sweetheart tho. I won't have to worry bout them much longer.

Sam/Samantha: The bitch that made my best friend turn on me. She is scrawny and shes a whore and she thinks all guys want her. She talks SOOOO much shit and thats why, next year when she is a freshman @ Middletown and I will be a Sophmore, she is gettin jumped by like SOOO many people..heee heee I can't wait!!

Kyle: The boy Rhani SWEATS. He lives in our neighborhood. He is so concieted but he's kinda cool. He's not cute but he's not ugly. He HATES Rhani and thinks she is so annoying. Haa Haa she will NEVER get him...

Justin: Laura's boyfriend, he lives right down the street from me. He's a sweetie. When we first met we automatically became friends. Now we're best friends. I mean I can tell him anything, and vice versa. I really love him. There was a point when I thought I liked him, and we did hook up a few times but thats all over. He's the best!

Chris: Justin's older bro..he's soooo nice. He gives me piggyback rides home when I don't feel like walking. LoL

Stephen/Chico/LuLu/Sex Machine: Such a cutie, he lives across the street from me. He gets mad girls, I don't know how cuz he's not hot or anything and well he cheats on every girl he gets. Sam used to sweat him. EWW. I've known him for 4 years now.

Nathan: Stephen's lil brother. He's my *test tube bro* and *best friend*. LoL not really, those are just inside jokes. He's like 10.

Mikey G: Jessica's best friend's step bro. He is also a good friend of Lynsey & Kristen. He's 18. DAMN is he HOT!! We've hooked up before but now he's 18 and I just don't go for any1 over 17...

Guil(Jewl): I met him through Jessica, my cuzin. During the summer when Mikey was gona I sorta had a fling with him but now we're just friends. I never see him anymore anyway.

The Other Christy: My friend of 3 years, she used drive me anywhere I wanted to go, but she like disappeared. She moved and switched schools and everything and I don't talk to her much anymore

Kristen, Lynsey, Jessica: 3 of my closest cousins. Kristen is like my soul mate. We have everything in common. I'm taking her to the *NSync concert too. Lynsey is 17 and Jessica is 13, Kristen is 16.

Seany & Megan: My other fave cousins. Megan is going to this modeling finals for Model Search America that she won and she's taking me. It's in Washington DC on July 15th. I can't wait. Seany is the cousin closest to me in age. We hang out alot. He was with me the first time I got high, I was with him the first time he had sex. Not in the same room, just the same house. LoL

Michael:NOT Mike or Mikey!! He's my nephew who lives with us. He's like 12 I think. I beat him up everyday.

Connor:My other nephew. He's 7 now. That fuckin brat. He's annoying.

Kym: My sister. She's 28 and a bitch.

Bryan: My big brother. He's alright. He's 25, and he just moved back in with us.

Other Things U Should Know

  • I'm obsessed with *NSync ;D I have been for...2 years now. I am THE #1 FAN. By far. Don't e-mail me saying I'm not either..

  • I'm not really a slut. If I call myself slut in a diary entry, I'm kidding. The reason I do that is cuz prejudice people that don't know me but think they do assume that just cuz I look good I'm automatically a slut.

  • I'm not a virgin anymore but I've only been with 1 person and that is Mikey. He is the only 1 I'm fucking and I wanna keep it that way for a few years -=D and i don't really give 2 fucks what u people think!

  • I live in Bumblefuck (a really boring place) and I think I'm black (I'm really white). That's why they call me ShaniQua! I'm really ghetto!

  • I Love *NSync!

    Still Confused?

    Well if your still confused and have questions about what's going on in my fucked up life, please e-mail me.

    Also: feel free to leave me a voicemail messege! It;s toll free! just call 1-877-706-2552 extension 731. Drop me a line, I'll be sure to get back to you!

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