Just a few quotes I've collected from my friends (. . . and a few others.) You'd be amazed at the stupid things we can say when we get together. And some of them weren't really meant to be as perverted as they sound . . . we just took them that way. ENJOY!
"His banana just fell off!" ~ Jesakah
"Don't make fun of the way I eat my pickle!" ~ Whitney
"We can jam to anything." ~ Sarah
"Oh, this is so cold. It feels so good!" ~ Sarah, Whitney, AND Kelly (Isn't it weird how they all said the same thing at the same time?)
"Don't fall off you might hurt yourself." ~ Jesakah
"What were you all doing playing your instruments in the bathroom?" ~ Justin (to Renee & Whitney)
"I had it in me and I had to get it out."
"It's stuck in my head." ~ Jesakah
"They slither all the way down." ~ THE PHILLIPS (Adam Philips, our band's bari sax player)
"Oh boy, I get to use the red one!" ~ Kelly
"Where do I put it?" ~ Kelly
"I like to ride it!" ~ Jesakah
"I'm gonna have to try that one day!" ~ Whitney
"Frame it, love it, stroke it . . . whatever! Just don't gnaw on it!" ~ Kelly
"I have no balls!" ~ Charlotte
"She's running on empty!" ~ Christine
"Everyone gets an extra large!" ~ Jesakah
"The problem with Twizzlers is you get to many!" ~ Charlotte
"I like the word gay, it's nifty!" ~ Jesakah
"Whoa! That's a neat trick!" ~ Sarah
"I like for the whole thing to fit in my mouth!" ~ Jesakah
"This is weird 'cos it comes from the bottom." ~ Sarah
"It doesn't have to be kinky, it just has to be good." ~ Jesakah
"That's wishful thinking there." ~ Jesakah
"I can remind you tonight." ~ John
"Teeth, Smeeth. It's cold, I want it." ~ Brandon
"I'm just going to lick mine." ~ Sarah
"Stop blowing, you suck!" ~ Brandon
"This should hurt . . . but in a good way." ~ Andy
"Can you fit the whole thing in your mouth?" ~ John
"Those are cool! I hate those!" ~ Whitney
"I feel like an amoeba!" ~ Cameron
"Wow! Those ARE fresh!" ~ Jesakah
"You all are probably the hardest working bands I've worked with, you talk the most but you've really
been out there humping your humps this week." ~ Shane
"Is it good? Are you enjoying it? Do you like it?" ~ John
"I'm going to go get my flute." ~ Kelly
"Was he invlvolved?" ~ Jesakah
"It might have just popped out of my pocket." ~ Kelly
"1, 2, 3, 4, It's not there anymore." ~ Christine
"It felt good for a brief second." ~ Jesakah
"Let's just all be cheesy!" ~ Brandon
"There's only certain spots." ~ Sarah
"Who is me? Is it you?" ~ Jason
"Oh no, his head fell off . . . he doesn't work." ~ Jason
"It's a one piece thing . . . it's like a sock." ~ Me
"Did you get on it?" ~ Whitney
"I like short men!" ~ Jesakah
"Push it in, it's flat!" ~ Sarah
"It could've been better but it didn't go that far." ~ Whitney
"I like to sing, but I don't like to sing songs." ~ Christine
"It felt so nice we did it twice." ~ Whitney
"I don't like to screw mine in." ~ Sarah
"I need to sit on something squishy." ~ Christine
"It makes a noise when you turn it on." ~ Kelly
"That was such a quote!" ~ Sarah
"Elaborate on EVERYONE, I like to know who is watching." ~ Brandon
"I hate being on wheels, everyone is moving me." ~ Christine
"I like whacking squirrels with my bazooka!" ~ Jesakah
"State Fair, The Corn Dog of NASCAR . . . get on the stick."
"I have a BIG one in my bag!" ~ Christine (BAND-AIDS)
"I have short and stubby ones, but I like long ones." ~ Jesakah (PONY TAILS)
"Justin, hop on!" ~ Sam
"Have you seen my bird? I can change the size of its pecker!" ~ John
"It was like I was in someone else's pants." ~ John
"I am always in someone else's pants." ~ John
"You can get hit hard in the dark." ~ Brandon
"I'm more horse than Mr. Ed!" ~ Me
"I have a shaky thing and I'm not afraid to use it!" ~ Kelly
"I woke up, I was no longer on State Street, the $20 was gone, and I had a belly full of cheap hootch!" ~ Me
"If anyone gets too close to me it's gonna go Wham! Right up your butt!" ~ Kelly
"Did you know 6 months is like half a year?" ~ Renee
"Push it in, pull it out. Push it in, pull it out. It's never enough for her, is it?" ~ Jesakah
"You're overblowing" ~ Mrs. Nelson
"Why are you two using the pole when you can use each other?" ~ Sam
"She sings better than me in the shower." ~ Nastassia
"I have a big persona." ~ Christine
"Did you take the top one out and put the bottom one out?" ~ Jesakah
"We're not #4, not #3, not #2, #1, We're #5!!!!" ~ Whitney
"I do it better the first time 'cos I get tired." ~ Sarah
"As long as you don't puncture my head." ~ Jesakah
"When a Man Loves A Woman, it's gotta be smooth." ~ Mr. Young
"Hey Josh! You know what they put in that chilli? . . . Dead Cow!" "Ew! Wait! You just made that sound bad!" ~ Jesakah's dad & Kelly
"Oh, So it's like miracle grow?" ~ Jesakah
"Go ahead and stuff it right in there." ~ Jesakah
"It hurts to lick that side of my mouth." ~ Sarah
"It gets skinny as it goes down." ~ Kelly
"If you put it in the right way, it usually works." ~ Cameron
"I have weenie breath!" ~ Kelly
"I don't have a floor at home." ~ Christine
"I've been stung by a wasp but not a bee." ~ Whitney
"I had a little too much Rebel last night." ~ Jesakah
