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None| Humorous Saying - Author |
| A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. - unknown |
| A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. - John Florio (1553-1625) |
| A diplomat is one who thinks twice before saying nothing. - unknown |
| A flatterer never seems absurd: the flatter'd always takes his word. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. - unknown |
| Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - unknown |
| All would live long but none would be old. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. - unknown |
| Cheer up! Remember the less you have, the more there is to get. - unknown |
| Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it. - Rene Decartes (1596-1650) |
| Credit cards are like mosquitoes. You can keep them away for a while, but sooner or later they will be back to suck your blood. - Ted Steckley (1949-) |
| Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies. - Canning |
| Do what you think is right in your heart. You'll be criticized anyway. - Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962) |
| Dying while young is a boon in old age. - Yiddish (on death and dying) |
| Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. - Will Rogers (1879-1935) |
| Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - unknown |
| If at first you don't succeed, you're about average. - unknown |
| If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - unknown |
| If you'ld lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| It takes less time to do something right than to explain why it was done wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) |
| It's not easy being green. - Kermit the Frog |
| Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. - Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962) |
| Life is a big headache on a noisy street. - Yiddish Proverb |
| Love your neighbor; yet don't pull down your hedge. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| Man has his will but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) |
| Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places. - unknown |
| Most people aim at nothing in life and hit it with amazing accuracy. - unknown |
| No husband has ever been shot doing the dishes. - unknown |
| Only in America, if you fail as a person, you can always write a book. - Joyce Stevens |
| Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. - unknown |
| Out of all the things I've lost in life, I think I miss my mind the most. - unknown |
| Patience is never more important than when you are on the verge of losing it. - unknown |
| People ask you for criticism but they only want praise. - Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) |
| Speak the truth but leave immediately after. - Slovenian Proverb |
| Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) |
| The difficult is done at once, the impossible takes a little longer. - Anthony Trollope (1815-1882) |
| The older I get, the righter my parents were. - Jeanne Warner |
| The other line always moves faster until you get in it. - unknown |
| The poor have little - beggars none; the rich too much - enough, not one! - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind but how to get the old ones out. - Dee Hock |
| The tongue offends and the ears get the cuffing. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| The trouble with being in a rat race is that even when you win you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin |
| Things come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) |
| Three may keep a secret if two are dead. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| Time is fun when you are having flies. - Kermit the Frog |
| When a pessimist has nothing to worry about, he worries about why he has nothing to worry about. - unknown |
| When we think we lead, we are most led. - Henry James Byron (1834-1884) |
| When you get at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) |
