Here's a little quiz to test your Better Than Ezra knowledge. It's not the most sophisticated, but it works. You should probably write down your answers and then you can check them at the end. Just so you know, not all of the alleged "quotations" are real.
Part 1: Lyrical Reasoning
1. What color milk should Thorn and Katty drink?
a) "Wedding white"
b) "Night black"
c) "Amerasian green"
2. When should you eat Ramen noodles?
a) "4:30 in the morning"
b) "it's three o'clock"
c) "12 noon, am, pm, whatever"
3. According to the "drunk one", who is the greatest singer?
a) Elton John
b) Adam Sandler
c) Cat Stevens
4. What happens when Allison Foley comes around?
a) "I toss my cookies"
b) "I get drunk and stoned"
c) "I hide in a closet, weapon in hand"
5. What are Sundays made for?
a) "Going to church with the ones you despise"
b) "Getting laid"
c) "Seeing Bond give the villian a kiss"
Part 2: Who did WHAT?!?
6. Which BTE band member got shot by a girl claiming she was just trying to "scare" him?
a) Jim Payne
b) Joel Rundell
c) Cary Bonnecaze
7. Which BTE band member has been seen wearing a pink feather boa?
a) Kevin Griffin
b) Tom Drummond
c) Travis Aaron McNabb
8. Which BTE band member has an Elvis fetish?
a) Jim Payne
b) Travis Aaron McNabb
c) Kevin Griffin
9. Who allegedly eloped in Las Vegas the night before the HOB webcast on October 9th, 1999?
a) Kevin Griffin
b) Tom Drummond
c) Travis Aaron McNabb
10. Which BTE band member idolized Ace Frehley as a teen?
a) Kevin Griffin
b) Tom Drummond
c) Jim Payne
11. Who actually answers his e-mail?
a) Jim Payne
b) Kevin Griffin
c) Tom Drummond
12. Whose middle name is Melville?
a) Jim Payne
b) Tom Drummond
c) Cary Bonnecaze
Part 3: Men, Who Are They Really?
13. Who almost always wears a black button down shirt?
a) Tom Drummond
b) Travis Aaron McNabb
c) Ziggy
14. Who has a dog named Ivy?
a) Tom Drummond
b) Kevin Griffin
c) Jim Payne
15. Who likes mustard with their tuna fish?
a) Tom Drummond
b) Cary Bonnecaze
c) Travis Aaron McNabb
16. Fill in the blank: "_______ is the shit!"-- Kevin Griffin.
a) Flatulence
b) Better Than Ezra
c) Raison Bran
