Act 2
My New Philosophy
Team Work
Glee Club Rehersal
Little Known Facts
Supper Time
Happiness
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New Philosophy
Sally:
Oh yeah , thats what you think.
Oh yeah, thats what you think.
Oh yeah, thats what you think.
Oh yeah, thats what you think.
Schroeder:
What ?
Sally:
That's my new philosophy.
Oh yeah, thats what you think.
Schroeder:
Well, why are you telling me ?
Sally:
What ?
Schroeder:
Why are you telling me ?
Sally:
Why are you telling me ?
I like it!
That's a good philosophy.
Sally:
"Why are you telling me?"
My new philosophy.
The teacher gave a "D" on last week's homework.
She said, "Miss Sally Brown,"
"Your grades are going down."
I should have told her
Schroeder:
Your new philosophy.
Sally:
My new philosophy.
"Miss B.?"
"I'm she."
"Look, see?"
"A 'D' ?"
"A 'D'."
"Well, why are you telling me?"
And that's my new philosophy.
Schroeder:
That's your new philosophy.
Sally:
Why are you telling me?
My new philosophy.
Schroeder:
That's great, Sally, but I have to go practice Chopin's
"Nocturne in D flat Minor".
Sally:
No !
I like it.
No !
That's a good philosophy.
No ! No! No !
Schroeder:
That's your new philosophy, huh?
Sally:
Yes !
I mean no !
Just Like a busy bee
each new philosophy
Can fly from tree to tree
and keep me moving.
When life's a busy maze on alternating days
I choose a different phrase.
Schroder:
Your new philosophy.
Sally:
My new philosophy.
Schroder:
Sally, some philosophies are simple.
Sally:
Man does not live by bread alone.
Schroeder:
Some philosophies are clear.
Sally:
Leave your message at the sound of the tone.
Sally and Schroeder:
Some philosophies pick and choose
Deciding what goes in it.
Schroeder:
Some take a lifetime.
Sally:
Mine take a minute.
Schroeder:
Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be very lasting.
For instance, Beethoven took over two years to complete his
brilliant "9th Symphony".
Sally:
No !
Schroeder:
I can't stand it !
Sally:
"I can't stand it."
I like it !
It's like a guarantee
Each new philosophy
And things are sure to be
A whole lot brighter.
"Oh yeah, that's what you think."
"Why are you telling me?"
"No !"
"I can't stand it."
Now life is free and easy.
Much more philosophy-sy
With my brand new...
You know, someone has said that we should live each day as if it
were the last day of our lives.
Lucy:
Ahhhh!
This is the last day!
I only have twenty-four hours left !
Help me !
Help me !
This is the last day!
Ahhhh!
Sally:
Clearly, some philosophies are not for all people.
And that's my new philosophy!
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TEAM Work
Charlie Brown :
C'mom Gimme a T
All:
T
Charlie Brown :
Gimme a E
All:
E
Charlie Brown :
Gimme an A
All:
A
Charlie Brown :
Gimme a M
All:
M
Charlie Brown:
What's that spell ?
All:
Team !
All:
There is not team like the best team,
Which is our team right here.
We will show you we're the best
team in the very Little League this
year.
And in no time we'll be big time,
With the big league baseball stars,
For all we have to do is win just one more
game and the championship is ours.
Charlie Brown :
Dear Pen Pal,
You'll never guess what happend today at the baseball game
It's hard to believe what happend today at the baseball game
I was the manager,
Schroeder was catcher,
And all of the team was the same
As always
but somehow or other disaster struck
At the baseball game.
Three balls, two strikes, the bases were loaded
With two men out.
I pitched my curve, but somehow he hit it
A good strong clout.
"Lucy," I hollered, "It's comin' right to ya."
She caught it as easy as pie-then dropped it
I don't think it's good for a team's morale
To see their manager cry.
Snoopy helped out by biting a runner
And catching the ball in his teeth.
Linus caught flies from a third-story window
By holding his blanket beneath.
Yes, we had fortitude,
No one could argue with that.
And one run would win us the games as I came up to bat.
All:
There is not team like the best team,
Which is our team right here.
We will show you we're the best team
in the very Little League this year.
And in no time we'll be big time,
With the big league baseball stars,
Lucy:
All right, Charlie Brown, we're all behind you
sort of.
I mean this man can't pitch.
He pitches like my grandmother, Charlie Brown.
Now all you have to do bear down.
Just bear down...
Listen...when you get to first, watch me for my signal.
Got it Flash
All:
For all have have to do is win just one more game.
Lucy:
And the championship is ours !
Charlie Brown:
Two men were on with two outs
And me with one strike to go.
Then I saw her,
this cute little redheaded girl I know.
Firmly I vowed I would win it for her
And I shouldered the bat and I swung...
All:
Awwwww
Charlie Brown:
Dear Pen Pal,
I'm told where you live is really quite far.
Would you please send directions
on how I can get
where you are?
Your friend,
Charlie Brown.
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Glee Club Rehearsal
Schroeder :
Where is everybody? I told them to be here.
If we don't reherse we can't sing at the assembly tomorrow.
Charlie Brown !
Linus !
Lucy!
And I'm sure Lucy knows now she can't be crabby anymore.
Lucy :
GIMME BACK MY PENCIL, YOU BLOCKHEAD !!
Linus:
NO! Not until you give me back my crayons
Lucy:
That is my best pencil...
If you don't give me back my pencil
I'll tell Sally what you said about her.
Schroeder :
STOP THAT !!
We gotta reherse.
You're late
Sally :
What did you say about me, Linus ?
Lucy :
He said..
Linus:
Lucy ...
Schroder :
Stop that!
Charlie Brown :
Sorry , I'm late...
Schroeder :
There is no time to be sorry
Sally:
What did he say ?
Schroeder :
QUIET!!
Now remember this is the
We must paint a picture and
AND CONCENTRATE !!
All:
Ahhhh
Schroder:
Remember
All:
Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
and the deer and the antelope play
Lucy:
Gimme my pencil
All:
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
Linus:
Not on your life
All:
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Sally:
Will somebody tell me whats going on?
Lucy:
Gimme my pencil, you blockhead!
All :
Home, home on the range.
Lucy :
Gimme my pencil
Linus :
NO
All :
Where the dear and the antelope play.
Where seldom is heard a discoureging word
Linus :
Not until you promise not to tell her.
Lucy :
All:
Where seldom is heard a discoureging word
Lucy:
Gimme my pencil
Linus :
No promise, no pencil.
All:
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Sally:
What pencil ?
Linus :
NO
All:
Oh, give me a land where the bright diamond sand
Schroeder:
SING !
All:
Flows leisurely down the stream;
Charlie Brown:
Why did you take Sally's pencil ?
All:
There the graceful, white swan goes gliding along
Like a maid in a heavenly dream.
Linus:
AAAAAAAHHHH !!
Sally:
What did he call me?
All:
Home,
home on the range...
Lucy:
He said..
he said you were
an enigma.
Sally:
Enigma?
Boy that makes me...
a terrible thing to call a..
What's an enigma ?
Lucy:
Never mind.
Sally:
What's an enigma ?
Charlie Brown:
What's an enigma ?
Snoopy :
What's an en...
Lucy:
HEY !!
He's still got my pencil
Charlie Brown, Schroeder:
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word...
Schroeder:
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Snoopy:
Arrroooo
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Little Known Facts
Lucy :
Come along Linus
Do you see this tree ?
It is a fir tree.
It's called a fir treebecause it gives us fur for coats.
It also gives us wool in the winter time.
Linus:
That's very interesting , Lucy
Charlie Brown :
I never heard that before.
Lucy:
This is an elm tree.
It's very little
but it will grow up into a giant tree...
An oak.
You can tell how old it is by counting it's leaves.
Linus:
Gosh Lucy, that's fasinating.
Charlie Brown :
Wait a minute Lucy,
I don't think....
Lucy:
Way up there those fluffy little white things,
those are clouds,
they make the wind blow.
And way down there,
those tiny little black things...
those are bugs
they make the grass grow.
Linus:
Is that so ?
Lucy:
That's right !
They walk around all day
tugging and tugging on each tiny seedling
until it grows into a great tall blade of grass.
Linus:
Boy thats amazing
Charlie Brown:
Oh good grief.
Lucy:
And this thing here,
it's called a hydrant.
They grow all over
and no one seems to know
just how a little thing like that
gets so much water.
See that bird
it's called an eagle.
Since it's little it has another name,
a sparrow.
And on Christams and Thanksgiving we eat them.
Charlie Brown:
Lucy, how could you say that?
I'm sorry but I can't stand by and...
Lucy:
And way up there,
the little stars and planets
make the rain that often showers.
And when it's cold and winter is apon us
the snow comes up.
Just like the flowers.
Charlie Brown :
Now Lucy, I know that's wrong.
Snow doesn't come up .
It comes down.
Lucy:
After it comes up,
the wind blows it around so it looks like it's coming down.
But actually it comes up out of the ground.
Just like grass.
It comes up Charlie Brown.
Snow comes up
Charlie Brown:
Oh Lucy, GOOD GRIEF !
Linus:
Why is Charlie Brown banging his head against the tree ?
Lucy:
To loosen the bark to make the tree grow faster.
Come now, Linus
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Supper Time
Snoopy :
Supper time and Charlie Brown has forgotten to feed me.
Here I lie, a withering hollow shell of a dog
There sits my supper dish EMPTY.
But that's all right he'll remember.
When no furry friend comes to greet him after school
then he'll remember
There will be nothing left but the dried carcus
of poor friend who used to run and play
Charlie Brown :
Hey Snoopy are you asleep or something ?
I've been standing here a whole minute with your supper.
Snoopy :
Supper time ? Supper time ?
Behold a brimming bowl of meat
and meal.
Which is brought forth to ease our hunger.
Behold the flowing flagon moist and sweet
Which has been sent to slake our thirst.
Charlie Brown :
Okay there is no need to a big production.
Just get down off that dog house and eat
Snoopy :
Da doo doo doo doo doo da doo
It's supper time.
Yeah its supper time.
Whoa sup sup supper time,
the very best time of day.
It's supper time
yeah
It's sup per time
and when supper time comes
can supper be far away.
Bring on the soup dish.
Bring on the cup .
Bring on the bacon
and fill me up
Cause its Supper
supper supper supper time.
Ba da da doo da ba da da ba da da
Supper time.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do
Bring on the dog food
bring on the bone
bring on the barrel
and roll me home.
Cause its supper supper supper supper supper supper
Supper
Super pepper upper
supper
doo doo doo
supper time
Winter time's nice when its ice and snow.
Summer times nice with a place to go.
Bedtime, over time half time too
but they just can't hold a candle to
My Supper Time. Oh
yea....
Bring on the hamburger
bring on the bun
pappy's little puppy loves everyone
Cause it's supper
supper supper supper supper
Supper
Super pepper upper
Supper super duper supper time
Supper Time
Supper Time.
Snoopy:
Oh you wanna give me something to chew....
Charlie Brown :
Now Cut That Out!!!!
Now why can't you eat a meal
quietly and calmly like any normal dog?
Snoopy :
What's wrong with making meal time a joyous occasion?
Supper Supper Supper Supper
Time
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Happiness
Charlie Brown :
Happiness is finding a pencil.
Snoopy :
Pizza with sausage
Linus :
Telling the time.
Schroeder :
Happiness is learning to whistle.
Linus :
Tying your shoe for the very first time.
Sally :
Happiness is playing the drum in your own school band.
Charlie Brown :
And happiness is walking hand in hand.
Charlie Brown :
Happiness is two kinds of ice cream.
Lucy :
Knowing a secret.
Schroeder :
Climbing a tree.
Charlie Brown :
Happiness is five different crayons.
Schroeder :
Catching a firefly. Setting him free.
Charlie Brown :
Happiness is being alone every now and then.
All :
And happiness is coming home again.
Charlie Brown :
Happiness is morning and evening,
Day time and
night time too.
For happiness is anyone and anything at all
that's
loved by you.
Linus :
Happiness is having a sister.
Lucy :
Sharing a sandwich.
Lucy and Linus :
Getting along.
All :
Happiness is singing together when day is through,
and
happiness is those who sing with you.
Happiness is morning and evening,
Daytime and nighttime too.
Charlie Brown :
For happiness is anyone and anything at all
that's
loved by you.
Lucy :
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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