PLEASE READ, UNDERSTAND, AND COMPLY WITH THE FOLLOWING RULES IF YOU WISH TO GO ANY FARTHER INTO THIS SITE. THANK YOU- SCREAMING CARROT GROCERY MANAGEMENT

1. NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY OR VIDEO RECORDERS PAST THIS POINT!

2. DEPOSIT ALL FIREARMS BEFORE ENTRY UNLESS YOU ARE A COMPLETE WACKO!

3. NO SHOP-LIFTING!

HEY YOU!

YEAH YOU!

WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT PACK OF GUM?!

YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU?

COME ON PUT IT BACK!

THANK YOU.

NOW WHERE WAS I?

OH YES-

IF YOU HAVE PASSED ALL OF THE CHECKS ABOVE AND ARE MENTALLY ILL YOU MAY NOW ENTER THE MYSTERIOUS AISLE 51!

JUST AS A FINAL NOTE: GROCERY MANAGEMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY AND ALL ABDUCTIONS, VISITATIONS, OR ANAL PROBING BY ALIENS WHILE YOU ARE IN AISLE 51. WE ARE NOT RESPONDSIBLE FOR ANY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING OR PERSONAL BELONGINGS THAT MAY BE LOST WHILE YOU ARE VISITING AISLE 51. FINALLY, GROCERY MANAGEMENT WILL NOT PAY FOR THE REMOVAL OF IMPLANTS!

*ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!*

P.S. IF YOU SEE A RAT IN BLACK, YOU DIDN'T. GROCERY MANAGEMENT DENIES EVERYTHING.

THANK YOU.