PESSIMISTS


Give him the choice of two calamities, and he chooses both.

Tell him that life begins at forty, and he laments, "so does rheumatism".

He never builds castles in the air for fear they will have mortgages on them.

He never worries about tomorrow, he knows everything is going to turn out wrong anyway.

He fills up every time he sees a gas station.

Give him an inch, and he measures it.

She's always pulling tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine.

He is suffering from skeptic poisoning.

He is always building dungeons in the air.

He is a mountain climber… Over molehills

First things she looks out for when she goes to the department store,
are the complaint and exchange counters.

Wherever there is an optimist who sees a light where there are none,
he is sure to be around to blow it out.


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