15 PIECES OF ADVICE EVERY WOMAN SHOULD RECEIVE:
1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.
2. If your boyfriend walks out -- shut the door.
3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them ALL
up there.
4. Never let a man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so that you can
tell them apart.
7. The definition of a bachelor is a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
9. The best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old
for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.
15) Sadly, all men are created equal.