Re released Oldies

For all of you who are feeling a little older
and missing those great old tunes, there is
GOOD NEWS.
Some of your old favorites have re-released their greatest hits
with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.


Some examples:
Paul Simon--
"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"


Carly Simon--
"You're So Varicose Vein"


The Bee Gees--
"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

The Temptations--
"Papa Got a Kidney Stone"


Nancy Sinatra--
"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"


ABBA--
"Denture Queen"


Leo Sayer--
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"


Commodores--
"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"


Procol Harem--
"A Whiter Shade of Hair"


The Beatles--
"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"


Steely Dan--
"Rikki Don't Lose Your Car Keys"


Herman's Hermits--
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"


The Rolling Stones--
"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"


Credence Clearwater Revival--
"Bad Prune Rising"


Marvin Gaye--
"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"


The Who--
"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"


The Troggs--
"Bald Thing"