Re released Oldies
For all of you who are feeling a little older
and missing those great old tunes, there is GOOD NEWS.
Some of your old favorites have re-released their greatest hits
with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.
Some examples:
Paul Simon--
"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon--
"You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees--
"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
The Temptations--
"Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra--
"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
ABBA--
"Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer--
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores--
"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem--
"A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles--
"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"
Steely Dan--
"Rikki Don't Lose Your Car Keys"
Herman's Hermits--
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Rolling Stones--
"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Credence Clearwater Revival--
"Bad Prune Rising"
Marvin Gaye--
"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who--
"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
The Troggs--
"Bald Thing"