VOLKERWORLDLAND
...is a 950,000 acre theme park made entirely out of plywood. All the rides are free and the $20 price of admission covers all your food and beverage requirements.

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ITEMS LEFT IN CARS

VOLKERWORLDLAND
"Where Warped Plywood Dreams Come True!"

2003 HIGHLIGHTS
Our one millionth visitor turned out to be the Supreme Ruler of Planet Zklaptnak, shown with a retinue of fry cooks after a day of fun and relaxation. Here, returning to his space ship with a small plastic whistle that he won playing "Name the Potato".
The mighty chefs at VOLKERWORLDLAND are always coming up with new delicacies. Where else but at "Cannibal's Corner"
can you get Lime Jello like this?