Say hi to me on AOL * HailSoup
or Yahoo * flower_soup_rulez
My name is Scott. I'm always on my best behavior
RIOT STARTER 85: hows every one doin HailSoup: well i just got out of jail tonight, so i'm better then i was yesterday RIOT STARTER 85: congrats hail thongdrummer: the key board is soooo sticky HailSoup: why is your keyboard sticky? did you throw up on it thongdrummer: my pussy juice is on it HailSoup: oh because i just threw up on my keyboard. i thought maybe the flu was going around
horses_with_cheese: hi room flower_soup_rulez: howdy bitches horses_with_cheese: hey don't call me a bitch, you fag flower_soup_rulez: I can't help the fact I'm gay horses_with_cheese: i didn't know this was the damn queer room triumphbon76: Siren Sounds F A G ALERT sharing_fold: you CAN help it dont date boys horses_with_cheese: yeah just stop shoving your cock into other men and you'll be cured sparkle5865: hey my brother is gay and he doesnt talk anything like you do flower.... hes a hell of a lot more respectful!!!!! horses_with_cheese: yeah, flower, you give queers a bad name flower_soup_rulez: well i spent 6 months in jail for rape. I lost my pride AND my manners sparkle5865: then go back showoff horses_with_cheese: yeah you damn homo showoff!!!!!! hollyberry82: i wouldn't be bragging someone could send you back flower flower_soup_rulez: you think this tear drop under my eye is just a decoration? theeeetruth: yes fruity one flower_soup_rulez: no its not boy, i speant hard time breaking rocks with a hammer in jail flower_soup_rulez: by the way, would you consider dating a guy like me? flower_soup_rulez: your gender is not important, as I go both ways kellycummins101: huh? horses_with_cheese: hahaha oh my god kelly CUMMINGS pollyk9: why is everyone being so mean and ugly to each other? this is supposed to be fun horses_with_cheese: this is fun. i'm having a grand time sparkle5865: supposed to be..... till flower decided to im me and get downright rude to me and disgusting!!!! pollyk9: sounds like flower needs to get a life, huh? horses_with_cheese: what did flower say to you sparkle? sparkle5865: flower needs to go back to his prison till he cannnnn get a life flower_soup_rulez: let me tell you guys how exciting the internet can be, I met these girs in Jr High off here, drove to Ohio to meet them, next thing I know I got a lynch mob after me pollyk9: i'm a grandmother and where I come from, you respect others hollyberry82: now he's talking nasty to me sparkle5865: wanted to know if i'd ever been date raped. i'll stop there horses_with_cheese: have you been sparkle? flower_soup_rulez: oh i have AIDS, isn't that funny? sparkle5865: good to know flower.... now go screw yourself and die!!!! pollyk9: flower, you need to be thrown out and kept out flower_soup_rulez: don't you people expect to talk to people like me on the internet? i mean don't you ever watch the warnings on the Disney channel? pollyk9: most people i talk to are decent....you certainly are NOT!!!!! flower_soup_rulez: i mean damn i caught AIDS from raping my infected pitbull horses_with_cheese: technically, we are invading on flower's territory. come on, pervs invented the internet pollyk9: ditto horses horses_with_cheese: this is indecent, goodbye hollyberry82: you guys need to grow up pollyk9: amen flower_soup_rulez: i mean I'm a young man of the world, I been in 3 different prisons and spent time in Tijuana, I'm no dummy horses_with_cheese: you sound like a damn retard hollyberry82: this is ridiculous horses_with_cheese: yeah act your age not your shoe size sparkle5865: you will never get into heaven acting the way you do flower_soup_rulez: i'm going to hell where i belong. my idols are down there. you know, the first few popes, Jesus and all dead members of congress horses_with_cheese: ok flower tell us what jail was like flower_soup_rulez: well on my first day there they made me take all my clothes off and sprayed me down with bug spray. It was the best feeling I ever had besides those tight jr high sluts sparkle5865: you know what your problem is flower? flower_soup_rulez: whats my problem baby? sparkle5865: you are such a rude jerk that nobody wants you flower_soup_rulez: i never said i was a nice guy. the internet is where my kind hangs out. guys, i speant time in jail for kidnapping, come on, it's not like I can get a job horses_with_cheese: i thought you were in jail for rape? flower_soup_rulez: yeah, who do you think i raped? lol@my victims hollyberry82: so flower are you really gay and have AIDS? flower_soup_rulez: I didn't catch it from a person, I caught it from picking up dirty needles behind my house and stabbing myself hollyberry82: thats sad flower_soup_rulez: well at least i get workmans comp flower_soup_rulez: I told my boss I caught it during work flower_soup_rulez: he didn't believe me at first cuz I work in a yarn factory horses_with_cheese: so you sit around making yarn all day you dumb queer? hollyberry82: so are you in jail right now flower_soup_rulez: no i'm in an abandoned apartment right now flower_soup_rulez: my landlord is a real jerk. he turned off my electric flower_soup_rulez: i've got my computer hooked up to a genarator right now marie194713206: flower hope they have a psycho dr in there to help you cause you sure as hell need it!! you are not normal person hollyberry82: people like you are what's wrong with this world pollyk9: flower, you seem to be bragging, are you proud of yourself? if so you need HELP!!!!!! horses_with_cheese: yeah it's people like us who make fun of flower that makes the world right! who's with me? pollyk9: me flower_soup_rulez: i want to have anal sex with my dead dog, he just died today, I think I'll dig him up in my backyard flower_soup_rulez: when they are dead they can't say no flower_soup_rulez: like my old cell mate hollyberry82: you need help horses_with_cheese: i think it should be legal to kill gay people horses_with_cheese: i mean, hitler did it, why can't I? horses_with_cheese: if you're not with me, you're with flower flower_soup_rulez: good point you horses ass horses_with_cheese: hey where'd everyone go? flower_soup_rulez: maybe there was a furniture sale flower_soup_rulez: when i lived on a farm, i rubbed my horses nutsac every night before dinner horses_with_cheese: did you wash your hands before you ate u dirty fag? flower_soup_rulez: no i like the taste of nuts yeanzul307: what all this nasty thing all about? flower_soup_rulez: howdy new fish horses_with_cheese: well yean flower likes to rape animals flower_soup_rulez: last Christmas I woke up and noticed all of these acorns all over my floor. turns out I had a damn squirrel living in my tree flower_soup_rulez: I bent that little fellow over and made him MY present horses_with_cheese: we should make another internet just for people who aren't gay and have never been in jail horses_with_cheese: oh wait, it already exists. it's called aol yeanzul307: hey come on stop all of these nonsense flower_soup_rulez: i like to play a game called peanut butter dragon. i put pb on my wee wee and let my dog lick it off yeanzul307: yuck u really didgusting man pollyk9: i can't take all this nastiness flower_soup_rulez: polly how old are you horses_with_cheese: yeah how old is everyone here? I'm 53 yeanzul307: yipe were talking toi old peeps here flower_soup_rulez: 53? you're that old and still breathing? horses_with_cheese: fuck you bozo, i could beat your jailbird ass any day marie194713206: FLOWER YOU ARE ONE SICK SON OF A B.... GET SOME HELP FAST AND LEAVE WE DONT NEED A SICK BAST. IN HERE flower_soup_rulez: i seen this old hag staring at me one day and I pushed her in front of the subway horses_with_cheese: i am almost in the AARP yeanzul307: im just 21 on sept 7 marie194713206: WELL U WILL BE OLD ONE DAY MR. AND I HOPE SOMEONE PUSHES U THREW A BURNING FIRE yeanzul307: will u stop using the big letters marie marie194713206: sorry but this sicko is tickin me off horses_with_cheese: it's good being old though flower_soup_rulez: too bad i wasnt at your party, i'd jump out of your cake with an erection horses_with_cheese: just the other day this little blonde haired girl sucked my wrinkled old cock for my senior citizens discount flower_soup_rulez: what the hell did you just say? flower_soup_rulez: damn i thought i was the only pedophile in this room horses_with_cheese: it isn't pedophilia is shes 13 flower_soup_rulez: my last girlfriend was 9. by the way, I'm 24 sparkle5865: someone is in deeeeeeep shit now!!!!! horses_with_cheese: oh you damn perv yeanzul307: hey u fuck with a girl at the age of 9? u sucks flower_soup_rulez: i just got my penis pierced. i did it with a rusty nail I took off my door horses_with_cheese: you sir are off your rocket sparkle5865: you are looking for attention the wrong way flower.... you could end up in jail some of the things you are saying.... for a LONNNNNG time flower_soup_rulez: the internet rules!
RIOT STARTER 85: type 69 if your a kinky freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HailSoup: you guys wanna hear what it was like when i was in jail? RIOT STARTER 85: hail male or female SQUATTA14: no u prolly got ass raped HailSoup: well first off, there was my cell mate Peter, who used to make me pretend to be a goldfish and swim in his sperm
HailSoup: so any ladies wanna talk about getting licked on their periods?
bullismacgullis: damn thats nasty as fuck
bullismacgullis: why not eat a raw steak or sumthin
HailSoup: no seriously, i just did it tonight
HailSoup: i was licking this nice red period dripping pussy
bullismacgullis: sick
HailSoup: the only problem was it was attached to my dog
bullismacgullis: thats fucking nasty
HailSoup: the damn dog bit me in the face
HazYPimP101: hahahahahaahahahahaha
HailSoup: i need a woman that will pee in my face and mouth and let me drink it like lemonade
DeepInTheWater: hailpiss is what your name should be....
HailSoup: your name should be deep in the ass, because thats where i plan to stick my wang. deep in your ass, then put it in your mouth
bullismacgullis: hailsoup ur fucked up i believe ur dad raped u as a kid or sumthing
HailSoup: actually i was in jail and got raped in there. it was marvelous fun!
bullismacgullis: hailsoup u have a dick?
DeepInTheWater: why are you gay? cause i am male....
HailSoup: i swing both ways, boy'th
HailSoup: wanna hear more of my perverted fantasies about people in this room?
CHARLIE10260: they get rough
starrgurl29: NO HAIL
mo0o0k: oh i do hail!
RIOT STARTER 85: please not right now hail
mo0o0k: what do you wanna do to me, big boy!
afsoccerdude10: yeah wut would u do w/ starrgurl?
HailSoup: ok my fantasy involes stargurl shoving a penguin in my hiney and calling me "daddy"
starrgurl29: UM how bout No Hail
HailSoup: stargurl, please call me daddy
starrgurl29: NO sorry
RIOT STARTER 85: later masterbator
starrgurl29: Riot are u a fag? i hate all fags!
afsoccerdude10: there once was a girl named kirsten,who always liked to listen,i once told her i was layin on the bed,so that she could come and give me head,she did as i said, and gave me head,
afsoccerdude10: and waited for another direction,i wipped out my wallet and pulled out protection,i noticed the expression on kirsten's face it was a smile,i adored her smile so i fucked her w/ style,AND HAD THE FUCKN TIME OF MY LIFE
starrgurl29: way to go buddy
HailSoup: i'm going to masturbate while thinking of anally raping afsoccerdude10
afsoccerdude10: SHUT UP HAIL
HailSoup: i'd imagine pulling his hair and slapping him in the face
starrgurl29: u weird man
afsoccerdude10: ew u sick bastard
HailSoup: and dripping my load down his lips while he reads me bad poems
I Shiiron Buu I: are you a kind of soup with hail in it
HailSoup: no, i was in jail for raping my neighbor's doberman, and they used to call me that in the big house
HailSoup: i'm saying, a doberman with rabies isn't easy to buttfuck
I Shiiron Buu I: are you okay
HailSoup: I Shiiron Buu I, let me tell you what i want to do to you after i bend you over
HailSoup: well i will bend you over and put my tongue in your ass and lick it
I Shiiron Buu I: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
starrgurl29: u foul Hail
HailSoup: well, i guess that's why i have so many STD's
HailSoup: from being such a dirty slut
HailSoup: wanna name all the STD's we have? i'll start
afsoccerdude10: haha all the stds u have
HailSoup: well you might laugh, but you'd feel different if it burned every time YOU took a pee, boy
I Shiiron Buu I: roflmao
starrgurl29: well its ur fault Hail so shut up
HailSoup: it's not my fault, it's a chemical imbalance i have that makes me do it to other people's house pet's when they are trying to sleep. also i have hepatitis
starrgurl29: crazy faggots in here
HailSoup: starrgurl129 has a crush on me!
starrgurl29: NO i don't Hail
HailSoup: you do too, you trollop
starrgurl29: no get awawy from me
starrgurl29: SETH HAIL IS ATTACKIN ME :(
afsoccerdude10: she has a crush on me bitch so fuck off
starrgurl29: Hail u just an STD infested faggot
afsoccerdude10: yeah hail com on now leave her alone , be nice
starrgurl29: thanks babes
starrgurl29: gotta get these faggots
HailSoup: starrgurl, why do you come in a lesbian chat room and call people faggots? that isn't cool
starrgurl29: Cuz i ain't know fuckin queer
starrgurl29: im straight makin fun of u ppl
LittleQt422: b/c htat's wat u guys are right?
LittleQt422: lol
HailSoup: i mean, i can't help the fact i'm gay
starrgurl29: hahah yes u can
afsoccerdude10: jesus u sick fuck
HailSoup: afsoccordude, i am going to stick my hard wang in your butthole and rape you till i rip it open
starrgurl29: silly fagots dicks are for chicks
HailSoup: i bet starrgurl likes being smacked in the face during sex. she seems like a truck stop whore
starrgurl29: I an't no whore
HailSoup: you are so
starrgurl29: y were u in jail in the first place?
HailSoup: oh why was i in jail? for meeting girls on the internet and forcing them to suck it while i tied them to a chair. so what's your home address stargurl?
starrgurl29: umm right
starrgurl29: ur foul
HailSoup: oh suck it
HailSoup: stargurl have you ever sucked your dad's cock?
starrgurl29: No
starrgurl29: i never plan to either
starrgurl29: im sure u have tho
afsoccerdude10: U SUCKEd UR DADS PEEN?
BatmanDrinksCoke: that's disgusting
starrgurl29: No
afsoccerdude10: EWWWWWW
BatmanDrinksCoke: grow up
starrgurl29: well u messed up so just leave Hail
starrgurl29: u an't gettin any here
HailSoup: i wanna masturbate in LittleQt422's dinner while she tries to eat
LittleQt422: well that's cause u need mental help
afsoccerdude10: sick shit man
LittleQt422: and ur a physco
HailSoup: ok lets play a game. who here likes to be electricuted during sex?
LittleQt422: what the hell is up w/ these sick fucks?
starrgurl29: i dunno
PinkFlamingo279: u guys r gay!!
LittleQt422: all these fagots
starrgurl29: didn't know there were this many faggots in the world
I didn't get the very beginning of this, but some Christians were chatting about their love for Jesus or something...
flower_soup_rulez: i used to have a guy in my woodshop named Jesus. he tried to kiss me in the boys room once
dkwhotboy: don't u have something better to do like fuck ur dog u stupid son of a bitch
flower_soup_rulez: look at my profile friends, I really do rape my dog
dkwhotboy: well go do that then u fuckin freak who is into bestiality
dkwhotboy: u work at a car wash or something because i would be ashamed to have a bitch ass faggot name like that
melscarwash: no i work on your mom
dkwhotboy: what a gay comeback that was around when Jesus made the earth
melscarwash: God made the earth, jackass
dkwhotboy: same shit smartass
spoiledbratt302: don't diss jesus
horses_with_cheese: jesus was a fruitcake
spoiledbratt302: so R U
melscarwash: i'm not dissing jesus. i love him
spoiledbratt302: ok
horses_with_cheese: i hear jesus sucked cock for wine
the_scorpio21: fuck you all!
melscarwash: shut the hell up horse with ass
dkwhotboy: u don't love him ur disobeying all the rules of the bible
spoiledbratt302: how?
dkwhotboy: ur not to multiply with fucking animals!!!
horses_with_cheese: wasn't jesus once caught doing his donkey?
flower_soup_rulez: Remember when he kissed Judas? i hear he got a "holy stiffy". By the way, my dad is a priest
spoiledbratt302: oh please. do u have proof?
dkwhotboy: wut is wrong mr i work at the car wash down the fucking street?
flower_soup_rulez: Jesus was also caught wiping his sperm on his 12 friends heads. What do you think holy water represents?
spoiledbratt302: where in the bible does it say holy water represents sperm?
flower_soup_rulez: i also understand Jesus sucked many pp's at holy truck stops
mirangula: funny...queer
flower_soup_rulez: "Judas, it is all I can do to fit all of you in my mouth" -Peter 6:9
flower_soup_rulez: mirangula, you are an obvious homosexual, can you discuss the proof Jesus might have been gay with me?
mirangula: Actually I have better things to do then talk to you about that
flower_soup_rulez: ok here is my proof that Jesus was bi
flower_soup_rulez: He was always surrounded by 12 buff horny men
flower_soup_rulez: Jesus had admitted to masturbating to Peter's ass
flower_soup_rulez: and finally, Jesus raped all of the children in his neighborhood
flower_soup_rulez: this is the word of our Lord
spoiledbratt302: i would like to know do you have any proof of all this
dkwhotboy: u taste ur own nutt!
flower_soup_rulez: yes the proof is in the Bible, under the Peter gospel my brother
flower_soup_rulez: there is also proof Lord Jesus raped a cotton tail rabbit
flower_soup_rulez: the rabbit asked him, Lord what did I do to deserve this? Jesus covered his face with a cloth and told him, this is for delivering eggs to my doorstep
*they all put me on ignore by this time, so I left*
