My most embarrassing moment ever was when I made my first holy communion in my Catholic church. That's when you go up in church
to get that little round piece of bread stuck in your mouth.
It was boy girl, boy girl, so there was a girl in front of me and in back of me. See, I'm a guy. Anyway, I had noticed
people staring at me all night and falling in the floor laughing hysterically, but I just figured they were laughing at my new
haircut that I had professionally styled to look just like Don King for the special event. But it wasn't! When it was my turn
to receive communion, I noticed the priest looking down at my crotch and loudly announcing to the room, "Nice dick, stud!" I said, "Huh?", and
looked down and noticed I had forgotten to put on my pants and underware! Talk about fuckin embarrassing! Even worse, I had an erection the whole night and
had accidently ejaculated in the sacred wine we were supposed to drink! Don't ask me why I had my naked penis up by it earlier that evening! Well, everybody started laughing at me
except for the bishop of the Catholic church, who informed me I would be going to hell for making a mockery of the house of God. I was then banned from the church for life and told to leave
before I got my sperm in the punch bowl too. Then at the end of the night a bunch of horny alter boys gang raped me...so I guess the night wasn't really that bad after all!
