Too many pages brag about
their awards and their compliments and their fan mail. Truthfully, I probably would too, but I've never received a comment that wasn't negetive. I had nuthin
left to do with all of this great mail I received, so I figured, HEY, why not just post people's stupidity and let their mail speak for themselves. I just cut
and paste them here, so I could let you see all of their spelling mistakes and
exactly what they wanted to say. Who am I to alter someone's artistic
expression? I also included their return email, just in case you feel like
writing any of them and asking them what they meant exactly. Of course, if you
wrote me something nice, I wouldn't need to do this, but that is yet to
happen...
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Name:
REDDAWG Website: FUCK YOU Referred by:
Just Surfed On In From: THE SOUTH SIDE Time: 1998-07-27
10:00:00 Comments: LISTEN YOU PUNK FUCKER YOU DONT NEED TO BE TALKING TO
MOLLY LIKE THAT I WILL KILL YOUR ASS IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN. YOUR A SICK FUCKER
DO YOU KNOW THAT FUCKING CHICKENS AND SHIT I HOPE SOMEONE HANGS U AND THEN BURNS
YOU ON A CROSS YOU NO DICK BASTERD GO SIGN MOLLYS BOOK AGAIN AND SEE WHAT THE
FUCK HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH REDDAWG
This guy was
mad because I wrote in his friend's guestbook "this is a sexy page!" I did a
little research on this white trash gangsta-wanna-be and found him to be named
Corey Bradley who lives in Evansville, IN. It makes me sick that illiterate
yo-boys who can't even conjugate their verbs correctly, let alone speak english,
even exist. Are people supposed to be impressed that he physically threatens
people from several states away but is too scared to even leave his real email
(I traced his IP address through IRC and put it up), or the fact that he can't
use correct grammer and talks like he's mentally retarted OR THAT HE TYPES IN
ALL CAPS. I mean you must be a tough guy to be 15 years old and in the mafia. I
wonder if kids in the mafia can get grounded when his parents read what he wrote
while using their account? Why don't you take a moment and write this cool
gangsta and tell him how bad he is. Word
up! ********************************************** This letter is about my Tijuana Vacation
page...
I
just wanted to tell you that I just read your web page about Tijuana. First of
all, you DO seem very ignorant AND racist against Mexican people. We aren't all
illegal, you know. But I am quite sure that you didn't realize this, you filthy
pig. You should be ashamed of the things that you write in your page. As far as
some people selling things on the street (i.e. naked kids selling M & M's
for a half peso), don't you think that maybe that is the only way that their
families will eat, is with that peso? To me, you are the epitomy of what the
white pigs are like in the United States today. You show no shame in what you
did in Tijuana---calling a man a jumping bean, making fun of the poor innocent
children, fucking a prostitute for a dictionary, and hitting a family with your
car, not even getting out to see if they were okay? That is just plain
DISGUSTING. So, next time you come back to Tijuana, think again, you are the
type of people who is surely not wanted here......
Signed, Adrienne
Lopez, resident of Tijuana
PS I find that it is pretty amusing that I
speak better english then you, ahem, more proper and all...and by the way, next
time you decide to try to write words in Spanish, I would check a dictionary.
You really do make yourself look like a damn ignorant
idiot. ********************************************** My Dearest Adrienne, I'm the one who wrote the Tijuana page,
my name is Big Boy. Well I'd like to clear a few things up for you. First of
all, the page was meant as a funny joke, not as an anti Mexico statement. You
see, I'm not white, I am Mexican myself, although I was born in the States. My
wife however was raised in Tijuana and one evening we sat down with the kids at
a family dinner and wrote that. I really did vacation in Tijuana, but I took all
of the negative stereotypes of Tijuana that I have heard and wrote them into a
story about my vacation there. I think it should be more than obvious to anybody
that most of the things on this page were not meant to be taken literally. If
you must know, the family I hit was white and the guy I called a Mexican jumping
bean deserved it because he raped my dog. Also the reason I don't speak good
English is because I was raised in Cuba and my baby sitter for the first half of
my life was Japanese so I am very poor at witha speaking the English. I
understand your concern about racism, but I assure you, I only make fun of
things when they are funny, and making fun of people usually is. Also, you sound
sexy. My wife and I are taking separate vacations next month and she is going to
Ireland. I can come to Tijuana and maybe you and me can get together sometime
and do it?
********************************************** From
Kevin Coon coon@ll.net
I hate to remind
you, that without this FREE and GREAT nation of ours you would not have the
freedom to do what you are doing. People died to make this country what it is.
If you don't like it you should move to Cuba. Be gratefull for what you have, it
may not seem like much to you, but I think you could appreciate it if you lived
in russia for a few years. Try it, I'm serious. Without conformity you have
chaos, with chaos is lack of law, killing, raping, stealing, would you like it
if someone invaded your space?? I think not. I hope you see the light someday. I
have nothing against you, obviously you have had a terrible childhood. No mom
and/or dad. Or they were not there for you. I'm sure your mom and dad are
divorced. Something was missing, I hope you find it someday. -Kevin
Coon
Dear Mr Genius,
Thank you for your
brilliant comments and your vast knowledge of how America and the United States
government works, but I don't plan on leaving America just because I don't agree
with it's politics. And you obviously didn't read anything on my page and based
your entire statements and thoughts off of a couple pictures of burning flags
you saw.
I don't like the way police harass me and falsely arrest people
just so they can abuse their power. I don't like the way cops are given a quota,
a certain number of arrests they have to make (whether false arrests or not) so
they end up arresting innocent people. I don't like how all of our tax money is
spent on the military and building weapons and giving congress huge paychecks
while children in America don't even have money to eat, and people have to sleep
on the street... or how the government takes millions of tax dollars to put ad's
on tv with kids saying not to drink, then follow it with a Budweiser commercial,
while at the same time the US government are bringing in cocaine and heroin from
other countries. Etc, etc, etc.... And I try to do something about it by letting
people know what's going on and encouraging people to think and not just sit
around saying "yes sir, America, you are doing a great job and I WILL obey". But
I guess you missed that part, Kevin.
And all you can say about our
countries problems is, "If you don't like it you should move to Cuba." You're
either part of the solution or part of the problem, Kev, and you don't seem to
care much about any solution. You seem more satisfied to stand around and take
whatever Uncle Sam does to you, and yell at people who try to help the country
out by telling me to live in Russia for a few years. What do YOU know about Cuba
or Russia? Have you ever been to either one? If you love America so much, why
don't you do something to make it a better place instead of being proud so many
US citizens are suppressed, with your Archie Bunker love it or leave it
attitude. The truth is you don't care... not about yourself, not about your
fellow Americans, and certainly not the slightest bit about your country. Nobody
died to make America free... only the one's who lived ever got to be free. The
soldiers were murdered by our government for their own profit and power.
Soldiers are just pawns of the government who are being used. I have known many
people who have been in the military, and believe me Kevin, it's not as
glamorous as the tv ad's for the army that you see on commercials during Sabrina
the Teenage Witch. I'm not putting down what they do, but they didn't die so I
could be free... they died because they were drafted or tricked into joining.
And where did you come up with this idiotic theory "Without conformity
you have chaos, with chaos is lack of law, killing, raping, stealing, would you
like it if someone invaded your space??" Do you have any idea whatsoever of what
you're even talking about? You want everyone in America to dress the same and
follow the same religion and only have hetero missionary sex and salute the flag
while thanking the police and government for making us slaves and treating us
like garbage? What are you, a Republican? Now the theory of Anarchy is based
around the fact that most people are not smart enough to think for themselves,
so they are certainly not smart enough to rule over other people. And anybody
that goes out and rapes and steals and kills is not an anarchist, they are a
criminal. Where on my page do you see me encouraging that? That's what I'm
against - the government stealing from and raping and killing US citizens. And
what is this "the light" that you hope I see? Are you saying that if I shut my
eyes to the entire world around me, if I smile while I watch a cop spray mace in
the eyes of a 15 year old girl for loitering in front of a coffee shop, if I
just say "sure, take my tax money to build weapons of mass destruction and teach
hate, gym class, and other intolerance in public schools with my money", or if I
just sit back and watch my city turn into a place where I'm not allowed to leave
my own house because of the "no hanging out" laws, the no skateboarding laws,
the no bike laws, the no driving your car 3 times down the same road laws... I
will suddenly "see the light"? Get a clue, Kevin. You have no idea at all what
you're talking about.
Then you go and end your well written letter with
"I have nothing against you" but add insults that obviously my parents were
divorced and I had a lousy childhood? What kind of a man are you anyway? You
don't like somebody's personal beliefs, so you insult their mom. That's really
cool, Kevin. That's the kind of thinking America has raised. But it's
understandable, I certainly don't expect YOU to get my page, for the simple
reason that you already had your mind made up for you, by someone else, before
you ever even had a chance to make your own decisions. By the way, do you have a
sister I could date?
Dear Sir,
Have you any Idea what you are doing? I could not help noticing that you
find it necessary to make fun of things you do not understand. I can live
with the fact that you do not have any taste, but I find it quite ignorant
that you do not do your research first. Any (semi-)intelligent person
(definitely not you) would not want to look like a complete fool when going
public with an issue that either interests the person or that a person does
not agree with, simply because going public means one wants attention,
assuming the person is not a masochist, I would say that the person would
definitely not want to have to rely on part of the whole. Maybe I should
translate for you: You disrespectful foolishness only makes you look
completely ignorant and basically quite dumb. You pretend to be so brave and
tough when you talk about Jesus, but you are afraid to state your name and home address, afraid someone might just visit you....right? I bet you are
laughing while reading this, but I am also sure that you feel ashamed, and
that you are not happy with yourself.
Try to be more positive and less perverted in future, you might even get some friends.......
Filip.
I'm a bit
apalled. Recently you visited a good friend of mine's website, Chrissy Decker.
She's the 15 year old cheerleader that lives in New Port Richey,
FL.
You're comments that you posted in her guestbook were very disturbing
and very very unappropriate.
If it is people like you, sir that are
shaping America into what it is going to be, then I do not want to live in it.
Try dusting off the Bible and giving it a read. Maybe you should find out that
making comments like yours to a sweet 15 year old girl may just be classified as
a gross and ugly sin. Yes, a sin.
It's scum like you that, I belive,
should be put under the jail.
I do suggest that you email her and
apoligize for your sickness. Chrissy and I have altered the Guestbook Reading a
bit. If you'd like you may go see it at (http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/mudhouse/382/).
With an apoligy I will be more than happy to delete it.
My friend Ian, Why does my lord forsaken me so? I do not
understand why I should be put in jail. I said nothing obscene or harassing to
anyone. Is telling somebody their page is sexy and turns you on a reason to be
called scum and be sent to jail? Your comments are confusing to me and I don't
understand what I did wrong. Of course, I appologize to anyone who doesn't have
enough sense to understand a joke, as you seem to, and no offense was meant in
anyway to this dear, sweet innocent 15 year old girl. But you offend me by
telling me to pick up a bible, because if you judge people on their religion,
you are no better than the perverts that sign guestbooks for their own
ammusement. To the offended girl, I say I am sorry, my friend. To you... maybe
if people like you are what I'd get in heaven, hell may be the place I'd be the
most happy. Now give me a little kiss, big boy! *smooch*!
I love you
all, Big Boy Denny!
**********************************************
FROM: Ian
Peterson bullsfan@ij.net SUBJECT: You
WILL Repent, Sinner! > My friend Ian, > Why does my lord forsaken me
so?
Because you go around harassing 15 year old girls.
>I do
not understand why I should be put in jail. I said nothing obscene or harassing
>to anyone.
Because you go around harassing 15 year old
girls.
>Is telling somebody their page is sexy and turns you on a
reason to be called scum and be sent to jail?
Yes.
> Your
comments are confusing to me and I don't > understand what I did
wrong.
You went to a good friend of mine's page and put disgusting
comments on her guetbook, which was viewed by her parents, friends and
ME.
>Of course, I appologize to anyone who doesn't have enough sense
to understand a joke
Oh, hehe "we can trade pictures of us in panties"
hahaha amusing man you should be on Letterman.
>as you seem
to
I understand jokes. This was not one of them.
>and no
offense was meant in anyway to this dear, sweet innocent 15 year old
>girl.
I know, that's because you don't think twice about the correct
thing to do.
>But you offend me by telling me to pick up a bible,
because if > you judge people on their religion, you are no better than the
perverts > that sign guestbooks for their own ammusement.
When's the
last time you went to church? ANd if it was last Sunday maybe you should try
listening. I'm not judging you on your RELIGION, I'm judging you on the complete
lack thereof. No God-fearing individual could do such a gross obscene thing. Not
one. No, I'm MUCH better than you.
>To the offended girl, I say I am
sorry, my friend.
>To
you... maybe if people like you are what I'd get in heaven, hell may be the
place >I'd be the most happy.
THat's just sad. I pity anyone who
thinks this. Heaven is paradise. I'm going there. And so are you.
>Now
give me a little kiss, big boy! *smooch*!
Are you having conversation
with yourself again?
> I love you all,
> Big Boy
Denny!
It's people like you that I pray about. Please, PLEASE stop
posting things in people's guestbooks or emailing obscene things. The world
thanks you.
Take care.
Ian Peterson
********************************************** If YOU would like to
SIGN
or VIEW
Chrissy's guestbook, please feel free to do so. Wink,
wink! **********************************************
Some dorky girl named Anna (who has no idea how to make a website) does reviews with her friend Blue. They reviewed Rachel Dinklepuss's page (which is one of my favorite websites of all time) and gave her an F and said she's just being polite since Rachel is new to the internet (her page has been up for 3 years). Here is the review they did of Rachel's page. I was excited to submit my page to Anna and Blue and see what they would think of Planet Newark, so I filled out the form on Anna's page.
You have been refused to be reviewed by http://www.virtue.nu/pinkfantasy -
because your site has a lot of inappropriate stuff that is SUPPOSED to be funny. There is a lot of political and homosexual bashing. Don't EVER
submit your site to be reviewed by anyone again - didn't you read the rules?
You aren't allowed to submit inappropriate sites.
Anna.
Ok now Anna pushed it too far... So I wrote her this letter
Anna you idiot,
You obviously either didn't even read my page and made your incorrect prejudgements at a picture or word you saw, or you don't have the mental capability to read and understand words. First off, there is absolutely zero homosexual "bashing" on my page. In fact, the other fellow who writes Planet Newark with me, The Grand Pene (that's french for He With
the Big Penis) is gay himself. I mean he is totality fruity, you have no idea. So I would certainly not bash homosexuals. If you were referring to the picture of Jerry Falwell getting sodomized by Tinky
Winky, that was my support for gay rights, certainly not gay bashing. Jerry Falwell runs the Christian Coalition and is a very prominent political figure, and even though he is not an actual politician, he works with politicians like Newt Gingrich and George W. Bush and Jerry Falwell helps to influence public decision enough to get his laws passed. Jerry Falwell put out a statement some time ago saying Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was gay because he was purple, had a triangle on his head and carried a purse. Jerry Falwell also sends things out to his mailing list every week about the evils of being gay. What is your problem with making fun of Jerry Falwell? The joke is Falwell is homophobic and Tinky Winky sneaks up behind him and sticks it in Jerry's hiney when he isn't looking. Isn't that so funny Anna!!!!
Also I don't know what your problem with "political bashing" is. I grew up, and still live, in a bad neighborhood called Newark Delaware, where the police harass you just for existing. Newark Pigs, as they are called, get away with macing 15 year old girls in the eyes for loitering in front of coffee shops, calling me and other young people with pink and purple hair "faggots" and "freaks" on a daily basis, and have called Mexican friends of mine racist names like "spic" and blacks "niggers" every single day, and they are absolutely never punished nor reprimanded for it. I created my zine, Planet Newark, several years ago to show people the stuff the police and government get away with, at least only in my town. You obviously have never been out of your safe, rich neighborhood in your life and you need to learn what the real streets are like before you go around putting other people who have lived it down, accusing strangers of "political and homosexual bashing". Nowhere on Planet Newark do I bash or insult gays, and the police and politicians I insult deserve what they get. I'm simply using my first Amendment right guaranteed to every American citizen, and that is in no way inappropriate at all.
Anna, I think all of that saluting the American flag in school and mumbling "one nation under God" must have done some kind of damage to your head, forcing you to lose any ability to think for yourself. In America it is not only our Constitutional right, but our American duty,
to fight against the political powers that hold us down. By the way, you sound pretty hot, would you ever consider dating a guy like me?
Love, Scott
Anna replied with this:
Whatever - we're not reviewing you.
And no - I would not ever think about dating a guy who could call me an idiot and then ask me to date him.
Wat are you??? a crazy junk or wat's wrong with you
guy???????????????? I think you are disturbed in your mind. So whe will
take contact with our organisation in your country. And whe will find you ,
because you write the wrong person for this joke. pray to jezus that you can
still on earth.
Hey, you
fucking faggits, you people are the grossest steupidist people I am ever seen in
my life. Are you guys gay? You're all the stupid, gay worthless fags I beats up
on in high school. Your lucky you don't live by me because if yous did, i'd bash
in your gay faggit skulls with a sledge hammer. Then we'll see how many men and
animals you fuck when you are dead. Dead and gay is just how the world would
like you. Die fags!
This page sucks. You all need to start going to church, stop
taking drugs, and stop worshipping the devil. There is no place for sex or
perversion in our world and you all need to get a goddamn life. Jesus loves you
even though you're a disgrace to morality and life in general. Go wash out your
mind with a bar of soap.
JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS!!!
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SUBJECT: the
penis walks FROM: Wheatley (no return address)
speaking with a forked
tounge the penis walks. you never knew your end was my begining the penis walks
. this penis was made for walking and thats just what it do one of these daze
this penis walks all over you . i is wheatley....
baltimore hardcore xxx
in my blood im with the band slinklerinkydink
Don't look at me...I'm just as clueless as you
are.
