Twas The Night Before Grimace
a poem by Professor Scott Annand
Twas the night before Grimace and all through the town...
Everyone felt really horny and they knew they'd go down!
The birth control was out by the christmas tree with care
For they knew, very soon, that the Grimace would be there.
The McNuggets were naked and ready in bed
With visions of Grimace giving them head.
With Hamburglar in leather, and Ronald in lace
They had just gotten ready to fuck Birdy's face
When out on the lawn a big dick arose
Hamburglar jumped up and ripped off his clothes
But they knew what he wanted and just why he came
He was big, hung, and purple...Grimace, his name
He flew through the sky on a big purple sleigh
With 8 well hung reindeer, who happened to be gay
Through the sky he did fly, on the roof he did land
And he stepped from the sleigh with his dick in his hand
Then Grimace began to jerk off on the roof
But he hit a loose shingle, and came down with a poof!
He crashed down and landed in the living room floor
He had a big old erection, and they knew just what for
Over his shoulder, a bag full of sperm
And he smiled like a rapist, as he wiggled his worm
He was ugly and dirty and looked like a bum,
He smelled of cheap cologne...or maybe it was cum
He brought his cheap thrills to the good girls and boys
He had a big sac, but carried no toys
He had a big smile, but he didn't have a nose
He had a big dick...and slowly it rose.
He wore a black top hat and a long leather cape
And they saw in his eyes, he was in the mood to rape
Grimace got what he wanted, or so they had heard
Then he ripped off his cape and whipped out his bird!
Some people said his dick was big and boy they sure weren't joking
As he covered it with vasaline and slowly started stroking.
Grimace wasted no time, he got down to work
He pulled down Ronald's pants and gave his big dick a jerk
He sucked his meat hard and he swallowed his goo
Hamburglar's thick prick was the next thing he blew
Then he rammed his hot dong into Hamburglar's crack
As he rubbed his tongue under his hot scrotum sac
Then he grabbed hold of Birdy and showed her who's boss
And introduced the McNuggets to his creamy cum sauce
"Grrr, Grrr...take it, Ronald!" he shouted out loud
And shot a goo clot into the onlooking crowd
Some hit the spectators and some hit the walls
And some hit the hamburglar right in his balls!
Then they smiled and they thanked him for the orgasmic fun
"But wait!", shouted Grimace, "We still are not done!
I've got more dicks to suck, I've got more loads to drop
But we must hurry up for this is not my last stop.
For about 10 more minutes is all I can stay
But I'll show you my own little game that I play
So you best get some napkins cause my cum just might stain..."
Then he whipped out his wang like a man gone insane!
He swung it and smacked Ronald right in the face
As he shot his hot cum out all over the place
It drenched the McNuggets and it ruined Ronald's clothes
And he shot a hot load up the hamburglar's nose
His dick dripping semen, his mouth dripping spit
The house smelled of Clorox, which was actually jit
His penis was throbbing, pulsating and wet
When he realized he hadn't fucked the happy meal yet!
He fucked the cheeseburger and made his ass pink
As he stuck his big ding dong deep down in the drink
Then he reached over and grabbed up those horny french fries
And he gave their tight buttholes a special toy prize
Then he grabbed the blue fry guy, then the yellow and the green
And he fucked them up their asses, so tender and lean
Then he took turns giving each of the cute fry guys head
While he fingerbanged Ronald on a large waterbed
And then Birdy laid down and he licked her hot bush
When she came, Grimace rolled her and made love to her tush
Her raw tight pussy was the next thing to eat
As her cum trickled out, it tasted so sweet
Her cunt was the meat, his dick was the cleaver
He pumped her tight ass, her tits and her beaver
They knew he had to leave, but they didn't tell
They were all buttfucked twice, but still horny as hell
He was sucking and fucking and having such fun
But then he glanced at his watch and it was quarter to one
He lit up a Winston as he sat on the bed
And looked at his penis...it was swollen and red
The sex was so good, the night was so fun
Then he thought for a minute about what he'd just done
He fucked all three fry guys and the happy meal too
He buttslammed Ronald McDonald, and gave Birdy the goo
He turned both the McNuggets and the Hamburglar gay
Then he took out the keys to an old Chevrolet
And as he rode off, Ronald's dick still in his rear...
He screamed, "Merry Christmas, motherfucker, and I'll see you next year!
