When I was in jail, everybody had to make an art project. I tried to make a birdhouse, but it was too complicated. Instead I asked the warden if I could borrow the computer in his office and made this.
Scott,
Though I find your subject matter, and what you take pleasure in, abominable, my concern as your art teacher is to help you express your thoughts visually. As far as your artwork goes, I don't feel that you have done enough planning nor have you completed enough. I'm also seriously concerned about your obsession with brutality, especially as it relates to sexual expression, via "Grimace" and all your artwork for that matter. Hopefully you will continue to work this out through your music and visual art, and not through action. I would also appreciate your not including me in your comic adventures!
-my high school art teacher, in my semester review
"After reviewing the material, it was decided that it met the standard to be considered sexually explicit and / or obscene as annotated in PCC 5903.C.2. DDA Kovach advised Detective Bucci to have the (disorderly conduct) summons withdrawn on the scheduled courtdate, and to then file the felony criminal complaint charging Scott Annand with corruption of minors and disseminating obscene / sexually explicit materials to minors."
-Detective Mark Bucci, afidavit of probable cause, for when I was arrested, charged with Corruption of Minors and sent to jail for distributing a print version of this zine
not only do 5 year olds have a better view of things than you do but they can make better websites. nice one loser. -email I got about this page
Listen up you blasphmous peice of cow dung! i cant beleive that story you wrote about jesus. if you had any damn brains in your head you would not have wrote that! you scum sucking piece of cow manure. you are one or the lowest forms of life and trust me i have met alot. how dare you say that about our lord! you will be judged and you will not like your jugdement!Satan has a place for people like you. its called the lake of fire. ever hear of it? well your headed that way! the devil has you in his clutches right now. and he has you tight. so if you have any smarts then you would pray for god to save your soul. there is no reason for you to be like this! what has jesus ever done to you he died for you man! or are you too dumb to realize that? i hope you will get some sense. Go read a bible it will do you some good! -my guestbook, referring to my true story of Easter I think
I have a neighbor named Mike Cadalliac , he's from New York, here is a letter I wrote to the Delaware News Journal about how he is cheating on his wife with his cat, I can't wait till they print it. Mike Cadalliac
Stryper!!!
the 80's heavy metal band Stryper, who broke up 12 years ago, just played in Towson, Maryland. Here's the story of how we met them and pictures to prove it
I bought this domain: TakeItBoy.com
When I was in jail and I got raped, my cell mate used to say "take it boy". This is so I never forget where I came from.
A request to XTSR Towson University Radio in Towson Maryland
HailSoup: can I make a request?
HailSoup: can you play Running Nude Through A Convent Full of Horny Nuns by Flower Soup?
HailSoup: I do not think this is too much to ask
XTSR Radio: anythning else?
HailSoup: if you can't find that, captain & tennille will do
HailSoup: also please add a dedication - to Big Boy Denny, congratulations on making parole, love the Dean of Towson
XTSR Radio: you got it boss
BoSoxbeaneater: i saw ur cam on hugbox and figured id im u
dinklepusscam: im looking up squidward stuff on ebay
BoSoxbeaneater: guessin u like spongebob
dinklepusscam: no i only like squidward.
dinklepusscam: i get my brother to record the
episodes and then make him cut out the parts
without squidward in them
BoSoxbeaneater: lol... r u kidding?
dinklepusscam: uh no why
BoSoxbeaneater: i dunno i just cant believe
he'd do it for u all the time
BoSoxbeaneater: why do u like him so much
dinklepusscam: he is a comic genius
BoSoxbeaneater: fair enough
dinklepusscam: oh hes going to do it, or else i'll punch his face in
BoSoxbeaneater: ur a violent one huh
dinklepusscam: no my brothers a pussy he likes
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*Poetry and Spoken Word*
As my idea of community service, I go around to coffee shops and open mic nights in Newark and Wilmington and do spoken word poetry and stand up comedy. For some reason, I'm the only one who ever thinks it's funny.
Planet Newark zine is written, printed, and published by Scott Annand and Rachel Dinklepuss in Newark, Delaware USA
EvEry Single thing wrItten by JErry PUMPKINHEAD.
ArE you in jail or a mEntal hospital and want a new friEnd? Are you an Escaped convict and nEed a place to stay for a fEw days until the heat wEars off? Are you dangErous in anyway
and would like to do mE somE sort of physical harm? If so, I'd LOVE to hear from you!
