A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't.
My husband just walked in the door."
Here is ...hmmm...another submission from mikee!!!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But it takes a long time because
the light bulb has to WANT to change.
There's the story about the man that walks into a house of ill repute in Reno and says, "I'll give $20,000 to any woman here who'll come into the desert with me and do it MY way."
One of the ladies agrees, and off they go driving into the desert.
After about an hour she gets curious, and asks him "Just what is your way?"
"On credit."
A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him...
"Lets see yer fishin' license, Boy!!" the Warden gasped.
With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young feller, "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..."
Seems this Russian wine exporter was trying to get his product
past a bureaucrat who insisted on a payoff. The bureaucrat
quoted a figure of $10,000 to let the shipment past his
checkpoint. The exporter replied that the price seemed a little
high -- as for only $2000 he could have the bureacrat killed.
The wine made it thru just fine.
A couple of quickies:
Two old men are comparing their sex lives:
Man 1: I can still do it twice!
Man 2: Which time do you enjoy the most?
Man 1: I think the winter.
Then this guy walked up to the lady behind the counter and
said, "Do you keep stationery?"
She said, "Well, right up to the last minute, then my toes curl
up and I turn into an animal."
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