KISS YOUR ASS
WORDS & MUSIC : STEVE POLTZ & JEWEL TRANSCRIBED BY OLA SVÄRDH
She plays something like this on the verse.
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WHAT TIME SHOULD I PICK YOU UP TONIGHT TO MAKE ME SEEM MORE SELECTABLE
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WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS SHOULD I BRING YOUR MOTHER
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TO MAKE ME SEEM MORE DELECTABLE
CHORUS
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I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH FAMILY EVENTS I LIKE LEMONADE, CAMPING, KIDS AND TENTS
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IŽLL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK NO MATTER THE TASK
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MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE IS JUST TO KISS YOUR ASS
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WHAT KIND OF DRUGS SHOULD I TAKE TONIGHT
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TO MAKE ME SEEM LIKE IŽM INTROVERTED
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WHAT KIND OF PORN MAGS SHOULD I BRING YOUR BROTHER
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TO MAKE ME SEEM LIKE IŽM STILL PERVERTED
CHORUS
G A F#m Bm
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH FAMILY EVENTS I LIKE LEMONADE, CAMPING, KIDS AND TENTS
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IŽLL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK NO MATTER THE TASK
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MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE IS JUST TO KISS YOUR ASS
BRIDGE
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TEACH ME SOMETHING I DONŽT KNOW
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BUT I SWEAR IŽLL BE SOMETHING SOMEDAY
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I STRAIN MY EARS LISTNINŽ TOO HARD TO WHAT YOU SAY
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HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I CRUISE YOUR BLOCK ON MY TINY RED TRICYCLE
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SCREAMING YOUR NAME SWEET HEART IN VAIN
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THIS LOVE STEW HAS GOT ME IN A PICKLE
CHORUS
G A F#m Bm
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH FAMILY EVENTS I LIKE LEMONADE, CAMPING, KIDS AND TENTS
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IŽLL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK NO MATTER THE TASK
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YOUŽRE JUST THE DIRECTORY BABY IŽM THE CAST
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YOU CAN BE PROMISCUOUS AND IŽLL BE CHASTE
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CUZ MY WHOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE
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MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
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MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
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MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
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MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
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IS JUST TO KISS YOUR ASS
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