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Wyoming:Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
As Seen on TV
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay,
We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
First Of The Rectangle States
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster and Stephen King!
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
"10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Whores and Poker!
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
Ya Wanna ##$%##!in' Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##!in' Motto Right Here!
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
You Have the Right to an Attorney...
Tobacco is a Vegetable
We Really are One of the 50 States!
We Wish We Were In Michigan
Like the Play, only No Singing
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Cook With Coal
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
Closer Than North Dakota
The Educashun State
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Eat Cheese or Die
Wynot?