Ghostbusters Quotes!!!
Now here's a bunch of quotes from the movie Ghostbusters! Enjoy! =)
Egon: Let's split up.
Peter: Good idea, we can do more damage that way.
Dana: Are you the keymaster?
Peter: No..
Dana slams door
Peter knocks again
Dana: Are you the keymaster?
Peter: Why yes, yes I am!
Dana: Do you want this body?
Peter: Is this a trick question?
Dana starts to kiss Peter
Peter: Hey baby, I make it a rule never to get involved with possesed people.
Dana kisses Peter more.
Peter: Actually it more of a guideline than a rule.
Dana: I want you inside me.
Peter: *laughs* Ok...no, I can't! It sounds like there's already two people in there it might be a little crowded.
Peter: Alright now let's relax..put your hand like this...and quit trying to upset and disturb Dr. Venkman. Now let me talk to Dana.
Dana: There is no Dana only Zool.
Peter: Oh Zooly you nut you, now c'mon! Let me talk to Dana, Dana.
Peter: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head, remember that?
Egon: That would have worked if you didn't stop me.
Ray: Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter: Yes sir, it's true. This man has no dick.
Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong! This Mr. Stay-Puft isn't so bad. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
Hotel guest: What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut?
Venkman: No. We're exterimators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelfth.
Hotel guest: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Peter: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Ray: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
Peter: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
Ray: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Spengler: I blame myself.
Venkman: So do I.
Ray: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
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